John Christmas
@wokeoaf.bsky.social
Just pleased to be here. he/him 🇵🇸🇾🇪
Keir Starmer’s a wanker chant counter: 4
December 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Keir Starmer’s a wanker chant counter: 4
Recognise Larry. There’s also the cat he got his daughter. This cat can smell the desperation on him and wants to get the fuck away, and who can blame them
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Recognise Larry. There’s also the cat he got his daughter. This cat can smell the desperation on him and wants to get the fuck away, and who can blame them
Warhammer Darktide Zealot and Ogryn mission co-op
December 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Warhammer Darktide Zealot and Ogryn mission co-op
Doing a Booyah on one leg win only to exit immediately in consecutive sets?! Cinema
December 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Doing a Booyah on one leg win only to exit immediately in consecutive sets?! Cinema
“Keir Starmer’s a wanker” Chant counter: At least three times over the two rounds
December 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“Keir Starmer’s a wanker” Chant counter: At least three times over the two rounds
Not only is Plaisier oaf excellence, he has his name in the time crisis logo font on his back
December 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Not only is Plaisier oaf excellence, he has his name in the time crisis logo font on his back
Unlucky for Barry there, Schindler was just absolutely lethal on those doubles
December 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Unlucky for Barry there, Schindler was just absolutely lethal on those doubles
Nice argument. However I have already portrayed myself as the gleeful Mensur Suljovic and you as the rattled Joe Cullen
December 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Nice argument. However I have already portrayed myself as the gleeful Mensur Suljovic and you as the rattled Joe Cullen
Catching up on the afternoon’s events and Suljovic shithousing Cullen into severe headloss?! It really is the most wonderful time of the year
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Catching up on the afternoon’s events and Suljovic shithousing Cullen into severe headloss?! It really is the most wonderful time of the year
Another genius signing from Ten Bald
December 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Another genius signing from Ten Bald
He’s the most forgettable signing United have made in the modern era tbh, constantly surprised when I see him actually playing for them
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
He’s the most forgettable signing United have made in the modern era tbh, constantly surprised when I see him actually playing for them
It’s obviously a cynical cash grab but I think the house ambush is much more slapstick in 2 so I do enjoy it. Plus Tim Curry is having a great time
December 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It’s obviously a cynical cash grab but I think the house ambush is much more slapstick in 2 so I do enjoy it. Plus Tim Curry is having a great time
Jake Paul getting his shit rocked because he got too aggy waiting for somebody to load up their shopping and take the trolley back
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Jake Paul getting his shit rocked because he got too aggy waiting for somebody to load up their shopping and take the trolley back