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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 13h

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#CelebrityTraitors

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 1d

One day of this government not killing people. That's all I ask for. Will never happen.

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 1d

Hoping I can laugh at this crop of young Tories without the certainty of them shortly being in positions of power, but they'll probably turn up in the Reform cabinet.

Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 1d

Off to ride the Carlisle to Settle line with his Bradshaw's Guide.

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 1d

Sir, a second "Sir, a second" image has hit

Marco Rubio whispering into Donald Trumps ear like the George Bush 9/11 photo.

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Along Come Norwich @alongcomenorwich.bsky.social · 3d

The Scum may have celebrated like they'd won the Champions League but it's still one win in 16 years. ACN's writers dissect the more important points of Liam's latest let-down. #NCFC

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The ACN Match Review 25/26 – Ipswich (a)

The Scum may have celebrated like they'd won the Champions League but it's still one win in 16 years. ACN's writers dissect the more important points of Liam's latest let-down.

www.alongcomenorwich.com

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 4d

Brewers are in rounders play-offs at the moment, they're probably not paying much attention to us.

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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 4d

Putting Russell Martin’s hair on Russell Martin until Rangers win two games in a row under Russell Martin

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 4d

Dork's army

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 4d

It's really weird. He's just a shitty person I guess.

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 4d

Strange sense of relief to be honest. Derbies for years have been "Don't get fuckin' beat". More like a normal game now, easier to not care about #ncfc

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 4d

Well, all things must pass (including Manning/Knapper) #ncfc

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 4d

It was fun when Oscar scored anyway #ncfc

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 4d

His head's gone a bit today.

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 5d

Shitmas

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 6d

I've signed up on the UpScrolled thingy. RobotCanary/same avatar.

Alan Partridge and Tony Hayers being shown to a table by a waiter saying: "If you'd like to follow me".

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 6d

Uni friend called Oliver who we called Revilo as it was fun to say.

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Teemu Spooky @robotcanary.bsky.social · 7d

Greater Manchester Police.

Simspons hitman who say: "There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess" before spraying the room with bullets.

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Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 7d

'I never speak behind people's backs. If I've anything nasty to say, I pop it on a postcard.' RIP Patricia 'Kitty' Routledge.

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Along Come Norwich @alongcomenorwich.bsky.social · 7d

A loss but some signs of progress, a tosspot and some snake references. A regular night out at the Carra for @jonpunt.bsky.social
#NCFC
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