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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · Oct 14

America:
- Expressway: a road where traffic lights 🚦 are red most of the time...
- Espresso: a coffee ☕️ drink that takes an average of 10min to get prepared...

a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "

ALT: a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "

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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 19h

looking up at a tall building with the letter g on it

ALT: looking up at a tall building with the letter g on it

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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 20h

a man wearing a hat and glasses is standing in the jungle and says ya think

ALT: a man wearing a hat and glasses is standing in the jungle and says ya think

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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 1d

OMG Kash is money

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 1d

Post this everywhere‼️
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 1d

They know too well how stupid their audience is

Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 2d

ok, now we are getting somewhere. About time somebody said that loud

Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 2d

Just a quick preview of 2026 elections

Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 3d

Is this a euphemism or a litote?

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Neal Henderson @nealahenderson.bsky.social · 3d

When I’m not fighting for the protection of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, I try to help fast people go even faster.

Here’s a look at my work with Chelsea Sodaro in her prep for the 2025 Ironman World Championships in Kona this coming Saturday:

www.trainingpeaks.com/blog/chelsea...

Chelsea Sodaro’s Coach Talks Training for Kona 2025

2022 Ironman World Champion Chelsea Sodaro's coach Neal Henderson reveals her training protocols in the lead up to Kona 2025.

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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 3d

Correct. Let them expire. Fuck them red states

Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 4d

Here Scaringe, read this

Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 4d

I'm really convinced about not buying another Rivian. Not having CarPlay option on this vehicle has been a major flaw, I have way more fun driving my i3 and Bolt rather than the R1T because of that.
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