Zen Turtle
@zenturtle.net
Cycling Coach - Coffee Snob
Bikes 🚴 Coffee ☕️ Rock 🎤 Roll 🎸
Designed in 🇮🇹 Made in 🇺🇸
www.zenturtle.net
"I'm not saying I'm Batman
I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together"
Bikes 🚴 Coffee ☕️ Rock 🎤 Roll 🎸
Designed in 🇮🇹 Made in 🇺🇸
www.zenturtle.net
"I'm not saying I'm Batman
I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together"
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Zen Turtle
@zenturtle.net
· Oct 14
a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "
ALT: a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "
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America:
- Expressway: a road where traffic lights 🚦 are red most of the time...
- Espresso: a coffee ☕️ drink that takes an average of 10min to get prepared...
- Expressway: a road where traffic lights 🚦 are red most of the time...
- Espresso: a coffee ☕️ drink that takes an average of 10min to get prepared...
The sun coming out to the rescue
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The sun coming out to the rescue
Wind was serious last night
Power outage in 10% of Monterey
Power outage in 10% of Monterey
December 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Wind was serious last night
Power outage in 10% of Monterey
Power outage in 10% of Monterey
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My favorite movie quote of all time 💜 (Pulp Fiction)
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My favorite movie quote of all time 💜 (Pulp Fiction)
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
We didn't get the full Epstein files yesterday but Jake Paul getting nuked by Anthony Joshua evened it out
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
We didn't get the full Epstein files yesterday but Jake Paul getting nuked by Anthony Joshua evened it out
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Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
The loot from European tour 2025
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The loot from European tour 2025
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Review: Continental Dubnital Rapid 2.4
Faster than an Aspen or Peyote? Maybe. But the Dubnitals require attention to detail during setup.
escapecollective.com/review-conti...
Faster than an Aspen or Peyote? Maybe. But the Dubnitals require attention to detail during setup.
escapecollective.com/review-conti...
Review: Continental Dubnital Rapid 2.4
Faster than an Aspen or Peyote? Maybe. But the Dubnitals require attention to detail during setup.
escapecollective.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Review: Continental Dubnital Rapid 2.4
Faster than an Aspen or Peyote? Maybe. But the Dubnitals require attention to detail during setup.
escapecollective.com/review-conti...
Faster than an Aspen or Peyote? Maybe. But the Dubnitals require attention to detail during setup.
escapecollective.com/review-conti...
@support.bsky.team is there a way to remove from my "Discover" the posts to which I cannot reply?
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
@support.bsky.team is there a way to remove from my "Discover" the posts to which I cannot reply?
Storm debris and coffee ride
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Storm debris and coffee ride
Morning rides are the best
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Morning rides are the best
Let's see how long it takes for the feed to understand idgaf about American sport games
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Let's see how long it takes for the feed to understand idgaf about American sport games
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You gotta give ‘em hop.
October 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You gotta give ‘em hop.
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When I’m not fighting for the protection of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, I try to help fast people go even faster.
Here’s a look at my work with Chelsea Sodaro in her prep for the 2025 Ironman World Championships in Kona this coming Saturday:
www.trainingpeaks.com/blog/chelsea...
Here’s a look at my work with Chelsea Sodaro in her prep for the 2025 Ironman World Championships in Kona this coming Saturday:
www.trainingpeaks.com/blog/chelsea...
Chelsea Sodaro’s Coach Talks Training for Kona 2025
2022 Ironman World Champion Chelsea Sodaro's coach Neal Henderson reveals her training protocols in the lead up to Kona 2025.
www.trainingpeaks.com
October 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When I’m not fighting for the protection of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, I try to help fast people go even faster.
Here’s a look at my work with Chelsea Sodaro in her prep for the 2025 Ironman World Championships in Kona this coming Saturday:
www.trainingpeaks.com/blog/chelsea...
Here’s a look at my work with Chelsea Sodaro in her prep for the 2025 Ironman World Championships in Kona this coming Saturday:
www.trainingpeaks.com/blog/chelsea...
Good to know that I'm not alone
October 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Good to know that I'm not alone
Let's talk for a second about plastic reducers in bottom brackets....
September 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Let's talk for a second about plastic reducers in bottom brackets....
Last basil of the season turned into some amazing pesto
September 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Last basil of the season turned into some amazing pesto
Weed is on fire. Again.
September 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Weed is on fire. Again.
You see this, post a concert pic you took.
September 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You see this, post a concert pic you took.