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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · Oct 14
America:
- Expressway: a road where traffic lights 🚦 are red most of the time...
- Espresso: a coffee ☕️ drink that takes an average of 10min to get prepared...
a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "
ALT: a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 15h
looking up at a tall building with the letter g on it
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 15h
a man wearing a hat and glasses is standing in the jungle and says ya think
ALT: a man wearing a hat and glasses is standing in the jungle and says ya think
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 22h
OMG Kash is money
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 1d
Post this everywhere‼️
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 1d
They know too well how stupid their audience is
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 2d
ok, now we are getting somewhere. About time somebody said that loud
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 2d
Just a quick preview of 2026 elections
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 3d
Is this a euphemism or a litote?
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Neal Henderson @nealahenderson.bsky.social · 3d
When I’m not fighting for the protection of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, I try to help fast people go even faster.

Here’s a look at my work with Chelsea Sodaro in her prep for the 2025 Ironman World Championships in Kona this coming Saturday:

www.trainingpeaks.com/blog/chelsea...
Chelsea Sodaro’s Coach Talks Training for Kona 2025
2022 Ironman World Champion Chelsea Sodaro's coach Neal Henderson reveals her training protocols in the lead up to Kona 2025.
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 3d
Correct. Let them expire. Fuck them red states
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 4d
Here Scaringe, read this
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 4d
I'm really convinced about not buying another Rivian. Not having CarPlay option on this vehicle has been a major flaw, I have way more fun driving my i3 and Bolt rather than the R1T because of that.
Shameful
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 4d
This is what civil war looks like in case you were wondering
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 4d
Seems like journalists are not able to come up with the right questions anymore, right?
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 4d
Honda should have made the EV Element, but this comes close to
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 4d
I know exactly where we should shove all those soybeans
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 5d
There.
Is.
No.
Question.
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 6d
Maybe he learned something
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 6d
a man wearing a hat and glasses is standing in the jungle and says ya think
ALT: a man wearing a hat and glasses is standing in the jungle and says ya think
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 6d
Good to know that I'm not alone
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 7d
We could all be at brunch right now
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 7d
We have to let them do it, I'm prepared to bet that a good chunk of those 20m voted for him.
Let the farmers go bankrupt, low income people lose health care and then see what happens.
Yes, people will die, I know, I didn't vote for this
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 8d
a man wearing glasses and a hat says " we patented it "
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a hat says " we patented it "
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 8d
I ditched Garmin 10 years ago and never looked back
These are both horrible companies, just enjoying watching the match, therefore the popcorn 🍿
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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net · 8d
But the best part is when they have to digital AI assistant...