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Zachary Jordan

@zjordan.bsky.social

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no bows, honey - just eight bars and off

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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · Nov 15

Fabulous Comedienne Friday, you say?

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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 4h

sometimes ya just gotta hold onto the memories of seeing a downtown cabaret diva before she got a tv show and the ticket prices weren’t so high❤️

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 1d

Queen of Versailles

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 1d

so is this strike happening?

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 2d

always joke that he’ll bankrupt the country like all his other business ventures but not literally!

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d

Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 2d

I gotta get out of the customer service business

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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · Aug 24

Kate Baldwin, the woman you are.

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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 2d

She actually understudied Miss Dorothy but so what!

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 2d

guys Kate Baldwin just wants us to remember she was a second Millie cover okay!

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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 2d

“call it camp; call it kitsch… I don't care! I love it.”

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 3d

When Lois is talking with the Justice Gang I think they mention the hypno-glasses, but I still hope at least Perry knows and plays along with the ruse.

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 3d

is the implication from the end of new SUPERMAN that everybody at the Daily Planet knows Clark’s secret identity and are cool about it or just that Lois is dating Superman?

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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 5d

sorry what? just thinkin’ bout a Laura Nyro Elphaba Thropp

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 5d

can someone explain to me the pretentiousness of jazz vocalists? feels like the worst traits of opera divas and broadway babies combined sometimes

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 6d

any discounts for MESSY WHITE GAYS still out there?

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 7d

getting very close to just listening to “Lot’s Wife” (Tonya’s Version) on a perpetual loop as a calming mechanism

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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 7d

was Ivo van Hove the first to do the film actors while in performance and screen onstage shtick (used also by Daniel Fish, Jamie Lloyd, and Michael Mayer… who I blame for jungle gym sets) or do I just blame him for the gimmick?

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 7d

Diane Keaton “You Made Me Love You”

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 8d

entering the “stress eating seasonal candies” quarter

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 9d

There are so many moments where she is getting ragged as “bad acting” that are specific purposeful choices teetering on the narrow bridge between melodrama and “camp”

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 9d

Sorry still thinkin’ bout JLo as Ingrid Luna as Aurora realizing that she is a descendant of The Spider Woman

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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 11d

church on sunday (or as overheard leaving “I think I need to book a therapy session” “I think that was the therapy session”)

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 11d

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 12d

really hope Aurora Spiderwoman drops the Diane Keaton “Easy to Be Hard” I just know is floating out there in the dark

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 12d

Diane Keaton “You’d Be So Nice to Come Home To” RADIO DAYS

Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 12d

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