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Zachary Jordan
@zjordan.bsky.social
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no bows, honey - just eight bars and off
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · Nov 15
Fabulous Comedienne Friday, you say?
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 22h
sorry what? just thinkin’ bout a Laura Nyro Elphaba Thropp
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 1d
can someone explain to me the pretentiousness of jazz vocalists? feels like the worst traits of opera divas and broadway babies combined sometimes
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 1d
any discounts for MESSY WHITE GAYS still out there?
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 2d
getting very close to just listening to “Lot’s Wife” (Tonya’s Version) on a perpetual loop as a calming mechanism
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 2d
was Ivo van Hove the first to do the film actors while in performance and screen onstage shtick (used also by Daniel Fish, Jamie Lloyd, and Michael Mayer… who I blame for jungle gym sets) or do I just blame him for the gimmick?
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 3d
Diane Keaton “You Made Me Love You”
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 3d
entering the “stress eating seasonal candies” quarter
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 4d
There are so many moments where she is getting ragged as “bad acting” that are specific purposeful choices teetering on the narrow bridge between melodrama and “camp”
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 4d
Sorry still thinkin’ bout JLo as Ingrid Luna as Aurora realizing that she is a descendant of The Spider Woman
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 6d
church on sunday (or as overheard leaving “I think I need to book a therapy session” “I think that was the therapy session”)
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 7d
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 7d
really hope Aurora Spiderwoman drops the Diane Keaton “Easy to Be Hard” I just know is floating out there in the dark
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 7d
Diane Keaton “You’d Be So Nice to Come Home To” RADIO DAYS
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 7d
💜❤️💖
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 8d
‪I did yearn for a better director… more than once.‬
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 8d
y’all, don’t hate me… I loved it. Your mileage will vary.
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 10d
witch who is going to be okay
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 12d
Jennifer Lopez on Las Culturistas… we used to be a proper country.
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 15d
opera boys, Kavalier & Clay: yes or no?
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 15d
has enough time passed? I liked REDWOOD more than BOOP
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 15d
well, it’s no “Ah! But Underneath.”
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 15d
Dame Patricia Routledge “Follow Me” Camelot
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 16d
💜❤️
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 16d
‪Geez… tough crowd. Too niche?‬
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Zachary Jordan @zjordan.bsky.social · 16d
okay, but is Taylor a Phyllis or a Sally?
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