Zachary Jordan
@zjordan.bsky.social
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please rise for our national anthem
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
please rise for our national anthem
is Fallon personally selecting these Tech Bro guests or is this a GE NBCUniversal thing?
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
is Fallon personally selecting these Tech Bro guests or is this a GE NBCUniversal thing?
morning calisthenics
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
morning calisthenics
COMPANY with Conrad Ricamora as Bobby and Sherie Rene Scott as Joanne… you guys can figure out the rest.
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
COMPANY with Conrad Ricamora as Bobby and Sherie Rene Scott as Joanne… you guys can figure out the rest.
Loretta Devine “Life Is Just a Bowl of Cherries” BIG DEAL🍒
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Loretta Devine “Life Is Just a Bowl of Cherries” BIG DEAL🍒
if only I could inject the Sherie Rene Scott “Biggest Home in America” strut into my veins
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
if only I could inject the Sherie Rene Scott “Biggest Home in America” strut into my veins
some of you never had to sit through Anna Nicole the Opera AND IT SHOWS!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
some of you never had to sit through Anna Nicole the Opera AND IT SHOWS!!!!
overheard in the box office line “every faggot is here tonight”
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
overheard in the box office line “every faggot is here tonight”
so… we got any idea what the WICKED reshoots actually were?
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
so… we got any idea what the WICKED reshoots actually were?
I’m a “What a Game” defender… Father’s *GOT* to figure out the world has moved on without him somehow!
Omitting Atlantic City but keeping this?! We have strayed to far from god’s light
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m a “What a Game” defender… Father’s *GOT* to figure out the world has moved on without him somehow!
will one of you guys let me know when Countess Luann does SWEET BIRD OF YOUTH though?
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
will one of you guys let me know when Countess Luann does SWEET BIRD OF YOUTH though?
okay but who could play Phyllis to Chenoweth’s Sally Durant (and you cannot say an Elphaba)
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
okay but who could play Phyllis to Chenoweth’s Sally Durant (and you cannot say an Elphaba)
ah, my favorite time of year… deleting “Giving Tuesday” emails from non-profits that didn’t hire me
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
ah, my favorite time of year… deleting “Giving Tuesday” emails from non-profits that didn’t hire me
at some point celebrities have got to accept that a not famous face working actor should be playing a CGI elf in the Samsung Christmas campaign
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
at some point celebrities have got to accept that a not famous face working actor should be playing a CGI elf in the Samsung Christmas campaign
Jessie Mueller as Mother in Ragtime send tweet
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Jessie Mueller as Mother in Ragtime send tweet
thought it at the concert hall and thinkin’ during the PBS special… Jennifer Holliday should be doing “Before the Parade Passes By” or “So Long Dearie” instead of the title song
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
thought it at the concert hall and thinkin’ during the PBS special… Jennifer Holliday should be doing “Before the Parade Passes By” or “So Long Dearie” instead of the title song
so tired of the “what happened on that movie set” scuttlebutt cause feels more like having two intense promotional campaigns sandwiched inbetween FYC/awards season plus whatever other projects they’re all working has maybe STRETCHED EVERYONE TOO THIN!!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
so tired of the “what happened on that movie set” scuttlebutt cause feels more like having two intense promotional campaigns sandwiched inbetween FYC/awards season plus whatever other projects they’re all working has maybe STRETCHED EVERYONE TOO THIN!!!
did Arthur Laurents essentially create the WICKED “cat fight” scene in TURNING POINT? THE WOMEN has that iconic dressing room tete a tete between Crystal & Mary and then a brawl between Sylvia & Miriam, but are there other references?
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
did Arthur Laurents essentially create the WICKED “cat fight” scene in TURNING POINT? THE WOMEN has that iconic dressing room tete a tete between Crystal & Mary and then a brawl between Sylvia & Miriam, but are there other references?
so where was this guy during “Thank Goodness,” and what exactly is the working relationship between Mayor of Munchkin City and the Governor of Munchkinland?
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
so where was this guy during “Thank Goodness,” and what exactly is the working relationship between Mayor of Munchkin City and the Governor of Munchkinland?
Jonathan Groff “Splish Splash” goon face
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Jonathan Groff “Splish Splash” goon face
Conan Gray is biblically accurate Prince Eric
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Conan Gray is biblically accurate Prince Eric