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Zachary Jordan
@zjordan.bsky.social
no bows, honey - just eight bars and off
please rise for our national anthem
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
this sparks joy
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
morning calisthenics
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Loretta Devine “Life Is Just a Bowl of Cherries” BIG DEAL🍒
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
overheard in the box office line “every faggot is here tonight”
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Happy Bette Day❤️
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
so where was this guy during “Thank Goodness,” and what exactly is the working relationship between Mayor of Munchkin City and the Governor of Munchkinland?
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I have thoughts!
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
so sue me, I liked it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Chu doesn’t fix the second act… just makes it longer. Still disjointed. New songs add nothing. Lmk when the 3 and a half hour fan edit drops!
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
morning calisthenics
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
need a JUST IN TIME comp but only when Khori Michelle Petinaud swings in
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
MEAN GIRLS (1967)
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
just had to explain that SNAP benefits cannot be used when purchasing concert tickets
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Harry Connick Jr in tribute to Peter Allen “When I Get My Name in Lights”
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
unrelated but “Side by Side” could describe most of the married gays I know
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM