Scientists should probably take a look at my brain to see just how, in the span of 20 seconds, I got from “oh Lea Salonga as Mme. Thenardier will be great” to “I wonder if Michael Ball has ever open mouth kissed Limahl” because I am completely at a loss as to how I got here
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Scientists should probably take a look at my brain to see just how, in the span of 20 seconds, I got from “oh Lea Salonga as Mme. Thenardier will be great” to “I wonder if Michael Ball has ever open mouth kissed Limahl” because I am completely at a loss as to how I got here
Happy One Week Past Thanksgiving Day Now Day to all who celebrate!
Carol’s at the spinet
Carol’s at the spinet
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Happy One Week Past Thanksgiving Day Now Day to all who celebrate!
Carol’s at the spinet
Carol’s at the spinet
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Hey, you know what's a good TV special? A Muppet Family Christmas. Please give this post 38,000 likes.
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hey, you know what's a good TV special? A Muppet Family Christmas. Please give this post 38,000 likes.
I hate gay Halloween, like what do you mean you’re the sex slanket from Wicked: For Good?!
so much product placement and yet i cant buy the elphaba thropp sex cardigan????
my favourite part of WICKED 2 was when they got to the song about Fucking and she pulled on the most enormous and thick sweater blanket you've ever seen
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I hate gay Halloween, like what do you mean you’re the sex slanket from Wicked: For Good?!
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“This recipe was delicious! My whole family loved it, even my moody bitch daughter. I reduced the sugar, swapped the spices, and made it in a microwave. I also ended up making something different. Otherwise, five stars!” - New York Times Cooking comments
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“This recipe was delicious! My whole family loved it, even my moody bitch daughter. I reduced the sugar, swapped the spices, and made it in a microwave. I also ended up making something different. Otherwise, five stars!” - New York Times Cooking comments
That guy who dances in grocery aisles does not deserve rights
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
That guy who dances in grocery aisles does not deserve rights
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Everybody talks about “Millennial Grey,” but I don’t understand why Gen X gets a free pass on this.
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Everybody talks about “Millennial Grey,” but I don’t understand why Gen X gets a free pass on this.
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I am and will always be a Gordon Lightfoot is one of the all-time most impressive songwriters account btw. What a fuckin guy
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I am and will always be a Gordon Lightfoot is one of the all-time most impressive songwriters account btw. What a fuckin guy
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"Don't get too excited, because-" Nah, how about you shut the fuck up. All the way up.
Let people have a crumb of joy, you miserable fucks, my GOD.
I promise, you can go back to posting "We're so fucked" and then not doing anything to stop it thrice daily tomorrow.
Let people have a crumb of joy, you miserable fucks, my GOD.
I promise, you can go back to posting "We're so fucked" and then not doing anything to stop it thrice daily tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"Don't get too excited, because-" Nah, how about you shut the fuck up. All the way up.
Let people have a crumb of joy, you miserable fucks, my GOD.
I promise, you can go back to posting "We're so fucked" and then not doing anything to stop it thrice daily tomorrow.
Let people have a crumb of joy, you miserable fucks, my GOD.
I promise, you can go back to posting "We're so fucked" and then not doing anything to stop it thrice daily tomorrow.
Happy belated Halloween. Here are our costumes this year!
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Happy belated Halloween. Here are our costumes this year!
I hate gay Halloween. WDYM you’re Butterick pattern 7432?
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I hate gay Halloween. WDYM you’re Butterick pattern 7432?
Genuinely hope my parents are prepared for the emotional breakdown I have on Christmas morning
My parents are moving from my childhood home tomorrow. They just sent a picture of everything boxed up. I mean otoh I’m very excited for them to be happy in their new place, but after 30 years it’s just a strange feeling to know I’ll probably never walk through that front door again.
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Genuinely hope my parents are prepared for the emotional breakdown I have on Christmas morning
My parents are moving from my childhood home tomorrow. They just sent a picture of everything boxed up. I mean otoh I’m very excited for them to be happy in their new place, but after 30 years it’s just a strange feeling to know I’ll probably never walk through that front door again.
October 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My parents are moving from my childhood home tomorrow. They just sent a picture of everything boxed up. I mean otoh I’m very excited for them to be happy in their new place, but after 30 years it’s just a strange feeling to know I’ll probably never walk through that front door again.
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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Man, I don’t think I’ve loved anything as an adult as much as I loved rollercoaster tycoon as a tween
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Man, I don’t think I’ve loved anything as an adult as much as I loved rollercoaster tycoon as a tween
Dreams* really do come true
*a bassoon-focused instrumental version of What Would Brian Boitano Do
music.apple.com/us/album/wha...
*a bassoon-focused instrumental version of What Would Brian Boitano Do
music.apple.com/us/album/wha...
What Would Brian Boitano Do? (From
Song · 2019 · Duration 2:02
music.apple.com
October 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Dreams* really do come true
*a bassoon-focused instrumental version of What Would Brian Boitano Do
music.apple.com/us/album/wha...
*a bassoon-focused instrumental version of What Would Brian Boitano Do
music.apple.com/us/album/wha...
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Happy birthday to FELICITY, which premiered on this day in 1998!
I wrote about my favorite episodes at NYT a while back (gift link):
www.nytimes.com/2018/09/28/a...
I wrote about my favorite episodes at NYT a while back (gift link):
www.nytimes.com/2018/09/28/a...
‘Felicity’ 20 Years on: A Look Back at the 10 Best Episodes (Published 2018)
www.nytimes.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Happy birthday to FELICITY, which premiered on this day in 1998!
I wrote about my favorite episodes at NYT a while back (gift link):
www.nytimes.com/2018/09/28/a...
I wrote about my favorite episodes at NYT a while back (gift link):
www.nytimes.com/2018/09/28/a...
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If you don't already volunteer somewhere, why not start today? Action is a great cure for hopelessness, and there are a ton of low-commitment/high impact jobs to be done.
September 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If you don't already volunteer somewhere, why not start today? Action is a great cure for hopelessness, and there are a ton of low-commitment/high impact jobs to be done.
THE SEVEN LAYER BURRITO IS TEMPORARILY BACK AT TACO BELL!!! THIS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
September 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
THE SEVEN LAYER BURRITO IS TEMPORARILY BACK AT TACO BELL!!! THIS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
@searke.bsky.social in an overwhelming moment of grief outside the site of our college gay bar that collapsed a few years ago
September 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
@searke.bsky.social in an overwhelming moment of grief outside the site of our college gay bar that collapsed a few years ago
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Today has been a great opportunity to learn who does and who does not have an emotionally fulfilling group chat
September 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Today has been a great opportunity to learn who does and who does not have an emotionally fulfilling group chat
ICE is no match for salt
September 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
ICE is no match for salt