Jake
@jakeismaking.bsky.social
attending the Lilith Fair in my mind.
he/him. musician, chef, homo(genic by Björk).
type 1 diabetic. Chicago. sometimes NSFW
he/him. musician, chef, homo(genic by Björk).
type 1 diabetic. Chicago. sometimes NSFW
honeslty 10/10. I combined two recipes, a King Arthur potato roll and a Claire Saffitz sweet potato roll. once they fully cooled, they were addicting. the rosemary hits after a few bites and I brushed with butter and flaky salt. it’s a project but worth it. look at this texture!
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
honeslty 10/10. I combined two recipes, a King Arthur potato roll and a Claire Saffitz sweet potato roll. once they fully cooled, they were addicting. the rosemary hits after a few bites and I brushed with butter and flaky salt. it’s a project but worth it. look at this texture!
testing out the rosemary sweet potato dinner rolls
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
testing out the rosemary sweet potato dinner rolls
me when my OOO autoreply goes up on Wednesday afternoon
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
me when my OOO autoreply goes up on Wednesday afternoon
if there's money for this, my student loans should be forgiven
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
if there's money for this, my student loans should be forgiven
gay powers restored! (took my acid reflux meds)
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
gay powers restored! (took my acid reflux meds)
there could be a 100 people in the room, but only one knows MM/Madame Morrible = WW/Wicked Witch
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
there could be a 100 people in the room, but only one knows MM/Madame Morrible = WW/Wicked Witch
doing the bareback minimum at work today
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
doing the bareback minimum at work today
sunday is for the babies
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
sunday is for the babies
every day is a slow crawl to the new Slayyyter album being announced. I need it.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
every day is a slow crawl to the new Slayyyter album being announced. I need it.
Sarah McLachlan is metal, actually
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Sarah McLachlan is metal, actually
uhhh do this for every show?
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
uhhh do this for every show?
now playing (a perfect debut)
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
now playing (a perfect debut)
what's Nessarose's least favorite kind of music?
House.
House.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
what's Nessarose's least favorite kind of music?
House.
House.
horny for the cranberry tart I'm gonna make for Thanksgiving next week
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
horny for the cranberry tart I'm gonna make for Thanksgiving next week
I hate how spam text messages are now variations of "Hey, missed you at lunch. Are you sick?" and "Hi Julie, do you have the STD test results?"
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I hate how spam text messages are now variations of "Hey, missed you at lunch. Are you sick?" and "Hi Julie, do you have the STD test results?"
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
who can say if I’ve been gaped for the better?
(I do believe I have been gaped for the better)
(I do believe I have been gaped for the better)
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
who can say if I’ve been gaped for the better?
(I do believe I have been gaped for the better)
(I do believe I have been gaped for the better)
made Korean bbq chicken tenders btw
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
made Korean bbq chicken tenders btw
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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
ope
nobody talks enough about how Jenny Lewis is one of our greatest living vocalists.
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
nobody talks enough about how Jenny Lewis is one of our greatest living vocalists.
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JD realizing Trump will save Mamdani instead of him during the next insurrection.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
JD realizing Trump will save Mamdani instead of him during the next insurrection.
lmaoooooo and also rofl
Q: would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration ?
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
lmaoooooo and also rofl
Kate Bush already discovered this, but snow off queens
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Kate Bush already discovered this, but snow off queens
this new Lana Del Rey album title goes hard
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
this new Lana Del Rey album title goes hard
I will never be a cruise gay (the boats not the bathrooms). and that's okay.
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I will never be a cruise gay (the boats not the bathrooms). and that's okay.