j a k e
@jakeismaking.bsky.social
attending the Lilith Fair in my mind.
he/him. musician, chef, homo(genic by Björk).
type 1 diabetic. Chicago. sometimes NSFW
he/him. musician, chef, homo(genic by Björk).
type 1 diabetic. Chicago. sometimes NSFW
we need to family plan for when it happens: if it’s in the middle of the night, do you want to be woken up? who are you responsible for texting first? do you have your favorite champagne or NA beverage on hand? who reads aloud the the Fox News tributes? who organizes the or*y?
January 23, 2026 at 12:37 AM
we need to family plan for when it happens: if it’s in the middle of the night, do you want to be woken up? who are you responsible for texting first? do you have your favorite champagne or NA beverage on hand? who reads aloud the the Fox News tributes? who organizes the or*y?
a new Avril Lavigne album would cure me. like, some of me at least.
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 PM
a new Avril Lavigne album would cure me. like, some of me at least.
I’m sorry but the last one was blurry and it was bothering me. can you pls validate this one instead
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I’m sorry but the last one was blurry and it was bothering me. can you pls validate this one instead
treating my credit card debt like democratic opposition. it doesn't exist.
January 22, 2026 at 3:57 AM
treating my credit card debt like democratic opposition. it doesn't exist.
not a musical gay tbh but the original cast recording of Hedwig And The Angry Inch is one of my favorite records of all time. instantly embedded itself in me.
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 AM
not a musical gay tbh but the original cast recording of Hedwig And The Angry Inch is one of my favorite records of all time. instantly embedded itself in me.
what if DiDa Ritz stars in Oh, Mary! in Chicago
January 21, 2026 at 10:50 PM
what if DiDa Ritz stars in Oh, Mary! in Chicago
yeah we're well aware dude. it has, indeed, sunken in.
wouldn't it be great if our elected officials actually did something about it? maybe the ones with the title of "Senator"? idk idk!
wouldn't it be great if our elected officials actually did something about it? maybe the ones with the title of "Senator"? idk idk!
Taking Greenland the "hard way" means war.
The President is threatening war with our ally because he didn't get a peace prize.
Let that sink in.
The President is threatening war with our ally because he didn't get a peace prize.
Let that sink in.
January 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
yeah we're well aware dude. it has, indeed, sunken in.
wouldn't it be great if our elected officials actually did something about it? maybe the ones with the title of "Senator"? idk idk!
wouldn't it be great if our elected officials actually did something about it? maybe the ones with the title of "Senator"? idk idk!
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Anyway Slayyyter is going to release the pop album of the year in March
January 20, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Anyway Slayyyter is going to release the pop album of the year in March
a "thing" about me: like many of her fans, I see multiple Tori Amos shows per tour. who am I seeing at the shows? also looking for couches. I'll cook for you.
January 20, 2026 at 7:19 PM
a "thing" about me: like many of her fans, I see multiple Tori Amos shows per tour. who am I seeing at the shows? also looking for couches. I'll cook for you.
being on the Scruff global grid is like being pushed into the center of The Colosseum and you’re surrounded by danger
January 20, 2026 at 6:32 PM
being on the Scruff global grid is like being pushed into the center of The Colosseum and you’re surrounded by danger
I just want everyone to be happy. listening to the music they love, getting a mustache ride, eating a pastry.
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I just want everyone to be happy. listening to the music they love, getting a mustache ride, eating a pastry.
aaaand that’s the death of pitchfork. we can finally, formally stop caring about their non sensical ratings which have been more clickbait than critique for the last 10 years.
I'm all for publications finding ways to keep the lights on, but...this is a choice.
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
aaaand that’s the death of pitchfork. we can finally, formally stop caring about their non sensical ratings which have been more clickbait than critique for the last 10 years.
old MTV! select a decade or a theme and get no ads, all music videos. a nice little escape wantmymtv.xyz/player.html
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wantmymtv.xyz
January 20, 2026 at 3:08 AM
old MTV! select a decade or a theme and get no ads, all music videos. a nice little escape wantmymtv.xyz/player.html
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who the fuck are these people talking to
you want ME to invoke it?
you want ME to invoke it?
January 19, 2026 at 8:55 PM
who the fuck are these people talking to
you want ME to invoke it?
you want ME to invoke it?
Janet Jackson and Madonna have better discographies than Michael Jackson yet receive a 1/4 of the critical acclaim and public adoration. it's a damn shame.
January 19, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Janet Jackson and Madonna have better discographies than Michael Jackson yet receive a 1/4 of the critical acclaim and public adoration. it's a damn shame.
I hope I never become someone uninterested in listening to new music from new artists. I don't see it happening, but I admit it's harder to "keep up." I have friends who I have to beg to listen to new stuff because they're (understandably) comfortable with the music they've listened to for decades
January 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I hope I never become someone uninterested in listening to new music from new artists. I don't see it happening, but I admit it's harder to "keep up." I have friends who I have to beg to listen to new stuff because they're (understandably) comfortable with the music they've listened to for decades
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Personally if I was Anne Boleyn I’d be far more upset that someone made a musical about my head getting cut off
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Personally if I was Anne Boleyn I’d be far more upset that someone made a musical about my head getting cut off
“Moments” on Scruff. I just. social media is a plague.
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
“Moments” on Scruff. I just. social media is a plague.
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I've been waiting for something that I can send to people from far away looking to understand the situation we're facing in Minnesota that gives an accurate précis which conveys the seriousness without resorting to hyperbole; Ms. Polgreen has furnished that.
I went to Minneapolis last week. What I saw was horrifying and inspiring in equal measure. Gift link to my latest column: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/o...
Opinion | In Minneapolis, I Glimpsed a Civil War
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I've been waiting for something that I can send to people from far away looking to understand the situation we're facing in Minnesota that gives an accurate précis which conveys the seriousness without resorting to hyperbole; Ms. Polgreen has furnished that.
rewatching Weapons for the first time. Julia Garner supremacy.
January 19, 2026 at 3:40 AM
rewatching Weapons for the first time. Julia Garner supremacy.
two of my friends lost their pets this weekend and now I'm in my god damn feelings
January 18, 2026 at 9:37 PM
two of my friends lost their pets this weekend and now I'm in my god damn feelings
one of the best parts of this is when she says "a moon is NOT a planet - this is rosebud"
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 6:48 PM
one of the best parts of this is when she says "a moon is NOT a planet - this is rosebud"
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No one dissociates from reality harder than people at the grocery store who are standing in front of the things I need to buy
January 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM
No one dissociates from reality harder than people at the grocery store who are standing in front of the things I need to buy
“the most basic person you know wants to follow you on Threads”
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
“the most basic person you know wants to follow you on Threads”