Brown Anthony™
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I have an astigmatism but I try not to brag about it. (He/him)
Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
Just shut up, George Bailey. jfc
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Just shut up, George Bailey. jfc
Honestly, every depiction I've ever seen of Tiny Tim has me rooting for his death.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Honestly, every depiction I've ever seen of Tiny Tim has me rooting for his death.
Whoever's running the Focus Features youtube account knows that gays home for Thanksgiving need this.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Whoever's running the Focus Features youtube account knows that gays home for Thanksgiving need this.
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I hope my whole family is ready for me to deliver a power point presentation on the Lizza/Nuzzi situation at Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I hope my whole family is ready for me to deliver a power point presentation on the Lizza/Nuzzi situation at Thanksgiving.
Have I liked either of the first two Knives Out films? No.
Will I watch the third one in the theater? Yes.
Why? Because Chicago Pope told me I have to same cinema.
Will I watch the third one in the theater? Yes.
Why? Because Chicago Pope told me I have to same cinema.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Have I liked either of the first two Knives Out films? No.
Will I watch the third one in the theater? Yes.
Why? Because Chicago Pope told me I have to same cinema.
Will I watch the third one in the theater? Yes.
Why? Because Chicago Pope told me I have to same cinema.
I'm going to confuse my entire family by only buying them Hamnet gifts for Christmas.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I'm going to confuse my entire family by only buying them Hamnet gifts for Christmas.
www.focusfeatures.com/shop?film=Ha...
www.focusfeatures.com/shop?film=Ha...
The next time a co-workers says, "I asked ChatGPT" I'm going to say, "OK, have fun burning in Hell."
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The next time a co-workers says, "I asked ChatGPT" I'm going to say, "OK, have fun burning in Hell."
The only time I ever see ads is when watching TV while visiting my folks during the holidays. We basically watch cheesy Christmas movies and sitcom reruns. 75% of ads are "You're about to die so here's how to be less of a burden." The other 25% are "Buy into this scam."
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The only time I ever see ads is when watching TV while visiting my folks during the holidays. We basically watch cheesy Christmas movies and sitcom reruns. 75% of ads are "You're about to die so here's how to be less of a burden." The other 25% are "Buy into this scam."
I'm not as high on this movie as others are*, but Wagner Moura is fantastic and might be my favorite actor of the year.
*I think most of it is good-to-very good but have major issues with the final act.
*I think most of it is good-to-very good but have major issues with the final act.
"Once in a while, you see a movie that doesn’t feel made, but extracted from a dreaming mind. It won’t go to you and hand over its meanings. You have to go to it." I reviewed The Secret Agent, my favorite film of 2025. Haunting, beautiful, profound. www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-...
The Secret Agent movie review (2025) | Roger Ebert
This is one of the year’s best films, and one of the most distinctive.
www.rogerebert.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm not as high on this movie as others are*, but Wagner Moura is fantastic and might be my favorite actor of the year.
*I think most of it is good-to-very good but have major issues with the final act.
*I think most of it is good-to-very good but have major issues with the final act.
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Saying this but to a computer
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Saying this but to a computer
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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I hate my congressional race being nationalized. Social media is filled to the brim with people who know nothing about the candidates
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I hate my congressional race being nationalized. Social media is filled to the brim with people who know nothing about the candidates
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Is anyone else obsessed with Cody Mcnabb at the Dillard’s in Knoxville? I know he runs that department like the navy 😭
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Is anyone else obsessed with Cody Mcnabb at the Dillard’s in Knoxville? I know he runs that department like the navy 😭
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People in pajama pants have shown incredible amount of spine this year
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
People in pajama pants have shown incredible amount of spine this year
Clinking my fork against a glass at Thanksgiving to announce this to my family:
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Clinking my fork against a glass at Thanksgiving to announce this to my family:
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Finally. My big 2800 word essay about One Battle After Another and its black women characters is live. www.vulture.com/article/blac...
Black Actresses Are Carrying One Battle After Another
Teyana Taylor, Chase Infiniti, and Regina Hall propel the film’s most conflicted ideas, for better and worse.
www.vulture.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Finally. My big 2800 word essay about One Battle After Another and its black women characters is live. www.vulture.com/article/blac...
Whom do I have to lean on to get Focus Features to release the Tár short film "The Fundraiser?"
There is no moral line I will not cross for this.
There is no moral line I will not cross for this.
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Whom do I have to lean on to get Focus Features to release the Tár short film "The Fundraiser?"
There is no moral line I will not cross for this.
There is no moral line I will not cross for this.
That's called a BUSby Berkeley.
In Oslo, four articulated buses trapped themselves in a roundabout yesterday.
"I don't know what I'm most impressed with: That they managed to get into the situation, or that they got out of it."
"I don't know what I'm most impressed with: That they managed to get into the situation, or that they got out of it."
– Vet ikke hva jeg er mest imponert over: At de klarte å komme seg inn i situasjonen, eller at de kom seg ut av den
Mandag kveld bød på komiske scener fra Alexander Kiellands plass.
www.ao.no
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
That's called a BUSby Berkeley.
Joke's on them. The microplastics in my testicles have made me immune to everything. I'll live forever.
Unreal: "The EPA is moving forward with approvals for pesticides containing 'forever chemicals' as an active ingredient... The agency also announced plans to relax a rule requiring companies to report products containing PFAS and has proposed weakening drinking water standards for the chemicals."
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Joke's on them. The microplastics in my testicles have made me immune to everything. I'll live forever.
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The audience when Fibonacci ruvealed his sequence:
hey u skipped a few numbers
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The audience when Fibonacci ruvealed his sequence:
They should do midnight showings of "Doubt" where we all dress as our favorite characters and interact with the characters onscreen.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
They should do midnight showings of "Doubt" where we all dress as our favorite characters and interact with the characters onscreen.
How gay boys feel when they select Princess Peach in Mario Kart.
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
How gay boys feel when they select Princess Peach in Mario Kart.
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I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are
Governor Hochul on Elise Stefanik doubling down on her claims that Mamdani is a “jihadist.”
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are
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She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
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He’s becoming Zohran’s own Club Chalamet
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
He’s becoming Zohran’s own Club Chalamet