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michael ❄️
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planetary scientist, allegedly 🪐
baltimorean, actually 🦀

not a professional account but I do talk about science sometimes

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crypto ads these days… if you have to convince me why your money is useful you’ve already lost lol
February 12, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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“The snowpack is essentially as bad as it’s ever been in recorded history for the time of year in at least some portion of every single western US state,” @ucanr.edu climate scientist Daniel Swain @weatherwest.bsky.social said. @gabriellecanon.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Western US gripped by extreme snow drought: ‘I’ve never seen a winter like this’
States brace for less water and fire risks as Oregon, Colorado and Utah report lowest statewide snowpack since 1980s
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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The city of Los Angeles and Santa Catalina Island. These were taken by the Apollo 9 astronauts back in March, 1969. I only color corrected the first image. I fully restored the second image. If you squint real hard, you might be able to spot Randy’s Donuts!

flic.kr/p/2rW5gXn
flic.kr/p/2rW5gWf
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
if astronomers are gonna start doing actual planetary science, they can't keep using the word "metal" this way
The compositions of the HR 8799 planets reflect accretion of both solids and metal-enriched gas
With four giant planets ($m\sim5-10~M_{\rm Jup}$, $T_\rm{eff}\sim900-1200$ K) orbiting between 15-70 au, HR 8799 provides an unparalleled testbed for studying giant planet formation and probing compos...
arxiv.org
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
omg you guys 🫣
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
last time I tried these it was a DISASTER but it seems to be going ok today 🤞
who up macing they ron
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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You, to another third of your posts:
I think like 1/3 of my posts are this format
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
who up macing they ron
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
everyone stop vagueposting about doppelgängers and @ them!!!
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
what if I had a little bit of cheese
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM
me, poking the physics and astronomy conferences with a stick: c’mon do something
February 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
fwiw Canada own the entire bridge BECAUSE THE US WOULDNT CHIP IN THEIR HALF OF THE COST. the Detroit-Windsor crossing is the largest US border crossing in terms of trade volume and we STILL wouldn’t pay for a new bridge. ALL OF THIS is self inflicted!!! this is the dumbest timeline!!!
What the fuck is this man even talking about?!
February 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
tortilla chip bag proudly advertises “no seed oils”

babe… corn is a seed… 😭
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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casual reminder, i also forgot-- but this was only October 2025. Things to consider before you hand over some ID verification 😜
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
this is gonna be a good week I can feel it
February 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Juan Jamón 😭😭😭😭😭
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 AM
last day of polar vortex last day of polar vortex last day of polar vortex last day of polar vortex last day of polar vortex last day of polar vortex last day of polar vortex 🧘‍♂️
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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some of you have alts that haven’t been shared with me and tbh i find that very rude 😤
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Thinking of her today
February 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
also make it so clicking on a push notification opens the correct account!!!!
please devs I want to be able to filter search results by “people I follow”
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 AM
someone on reddit said ricky martin is livin la vida botox 😭😭😭😭😭
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
the number of ai commercials is so fucking depressing
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM