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planetary scientist, allegedly 🪐
baltimorean, actually 🦀

not a professional account but I do talk about science sometimes

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Pinned
*takes a cute selfie*
*posts it everywhere*
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
wait did oomf deactivate 😭
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
what if we didn’t
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
oh cool
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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me before going into work every day
Does panera still have that death lemonade
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
so pluribus e3 was Very Bad
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
bro how did this get published? 😭 it's like this in the pdf version too 😭
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
the more I learn about all this… it’s like, if you were deliberately trying to come up with a fake conspiracy theory, you couldn’t make one this good
🚨 Files show consultants influencing Google results to minimize negative coverage on Jeffrey Epstein, per reporter Dan Boguslaw.

"We will see our properties shoot up due to the…reinforcement we can provide from sites like Harvard, Nat Geo, and any other publications we have influence over."
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
happy friday
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Death and grief are terrible things to reckon with but it’s also a fundamental human experience.

we have great evidence that many people simply cannot use ai responsibly. enabling people to evade death and grief in this way is, I think, predatory on people’s basic humanity.
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
wtf…
“The prohibited activities would include joint research, co-authorship on papers, and advising a foreign graduate student or postdoctoral fellow. The language is retroactive, meaning any interactions during the previous 5 years could make a scientist ineligible for future federal funding.”
U.S. Congress considers sweeping ban on Chinese collaborations
Researchers speak out against proposal that would bar funding for U.S. scientists working with Chinese partners or training Chinese students
www.science.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I’m not very hungry but I feel like I should eat something
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
close enough, welcome back James Monroe
Pete Hegseth announces Operation Southern Spear.

There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
🫩🫩🫩
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
great news everyone, I’m a surgeon now! 🔪🩸🩻
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
me when I’m coding:
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
see you all back here next year 🥰
Donald Trump has signed the bill to reopen the U.S. government after a 43-day shutdown, the longest in history.

The previous record-holder was 35 days, which occurred during his first term.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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The solar wind is still cooking! Bz is tanking to -20 nT now and wind speeds are extremely elevated > 800 km/s. The central U.S. could see more aurora tonight during substorm activity. Keep an eye on things, and I’ll update as the night goes on.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
no…… #survivor49
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM