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Vegans when the bird consents:
excited to eat chicken permission at an italian restaurant tonight 🤩
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Vegans when the bird consents:
it should not be easier for my american tongue to make all the sounds of mandarin chinese than it is to make all the sounds of french
makes zero sense
fake language
makes zero sense
fake language
February 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
it should not be easier for my american tongue to make all the sounds of mandarin chinese than it is to make all the sounds of french
makes zero sense
fake language
makes zero sense
fake language
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New Parks Canada slogan
patrol my peaks and valleys, deputy
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
New Parks Canada slogan
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Gay sports bars are so funny to me like nobody is watching the game but then a commercial for The Devil Wears Prada 2 comes on and the place falls silent
February 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Gay sports bars are so funny to me like nobody is watching the game but then a commercial for The Devil Wears Prada 2 comes on and the place falls silent
yes i can host (or travel)
bring back limewire
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
yes i can host (or travel)
i would let him bully me to within an inch of my life
February 10, 2026 at 4:18 AM
i would let him bully me to within an inch of my life
this has been embedded in the deepest root of my brainstem since the mid to late 2000s
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
this has been embedded in the deepest root of my brainstem since the mid to late 2000s
rockwell b-1 lancer, the f’cking machine that you are
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 AM
rockwell b-1 lancer, the f’cking machine that you are
did micheal just like die or what
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 AM
did micheal just like die or what
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like wtf do you mean you reenacted the entire industrial revolution and the creation of the nhs in a dance wtf do you mean i wanna start growing out my own sideburns gimme a top hat i’m gonna start eating beans on toast
February 9, 2026 at 5:20 AM
like wtf do you mean you reenacted the entire industrial revolution and the creation of the nhs in a dance wtf do you mean i wanna start growing out my own sideburns gimme a top hat i’m gonna start eating beans on toast
i do love to tease the brits but i cannot lie, they f’cking ate here
ate it alll up
ate it alll up
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 AM
i do love to tease the brits but i cannot lie, they f’cking ate here
ate it alll up
ate it alll up
some of you have alts that haven’t been shared with me and tbh i find that very rude 😤
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 AM
some of you have alts that haven’t been shared with me and tbh i find that very rude 😤
bgb show face anyway you know you want to
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
bgb show face anyway you know you want to
y’all are gonna hate this but america is part of the global latina belt idfc
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
y’all are gonna hate this but america is part of the global latina belt idfc
i’m going to cry
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
i’m going to cry
i have officially made a thai bbq sauce that i dumped all over half of them and the racist ones are mad but the cousins and i are LIVING for this sauce it’s incredible
they still can’t figure it out lol ima just eat chicken wings and lick my fingers in peace
the family group chap is blowing up because none of them can figure out how to stream the tpusa halftime lol
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
i have officially made a thai bbq sauce that i dumped all over half of them and the racist ones are mad but the cousins and i are LIVING for this sauce it’s incredible
they’re replaying old clips of charlie now ong hahaha this is so awk
they figured it out and this is legitimately so boring
they still can’t figure it out lol ima just eat chicken wings and lick my fingers in peace
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
they’re replaying old clips of charlie now ong hahaha this is so awk
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they figured it out and this is legitimately so boring
they still can’t figure it out lol ima just eat chicken wings and lick my fingers in peace
the family group chap is blowing up because none of them can figure out how to stream the tpusa halftime lol
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
they figured it out and this is legitimately so boring
yeah it’s cool and fun and silly that bgb promised to show face but what y’all don’t know is she also promised to add me on ig and she’s quivering in her boots now
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
yeah it’s cool and fun and silly that bgb promised to show face but what y’all don’t know is she also promised to add me on ig and she’s quivering in her boots now
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roger stone and brad blakeman in november 2000:
Floridians shouldn’t get a vote
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 AM
roger stone and brad blakeman in november 2000: