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@kxdyn.bsky.social
running from a twink with a cloth tote bag.
📍sf/slc
📍sf/slc
squirrels:
Can’t wait to see your nuts
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
any beautiful men wanna smack me with their great ivory leg rn
you were kicked by a great man, and with a beautiful ivory leg
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
any beautiful men wanna smack me with their great ivory leg rn
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Top: You’re so full of myself
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Top: You’re so full of myself
me according to all of my exes
a most delectable mess
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
me according to all of my exes
well
pig-like he whines
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
well
i just know their social media gay giggled while hitting send on this
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
i just know their social media gay giggled while hitting send on this
holy… i actually don’t understand how you f’ck up this badly. and you’re the f’cking doj. HOW
HUGE development IN hearing for Comey selective prosecution motion, It turns out that the grand jury NEVER saw the operative indictment. Whole separate basis for dismissal. Standby for more.
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
holy… i actually don’t understand how you f’ck up this badly. and you’re the f’cking doj. HOW
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*getting robbed* are you mad at me
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
*getting robbed* are you mad at me
plays well with puppets: ☑️
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
plays well with puppets: ☑️
y’all give this man some MONEY 😤
(i need to see the chaos)
(i need to see the chaos)
shameless repost because we're currently $228 away from $10K and I will post something Chaotic on here if we get to $10K
My friend @jakestepansky.bsky.social is building out the @qtlibrary.org, a Boston-based LGBTQIA+ lending library, and needs your help to resource their space and fund their mission 🏳️🌈📚🏳️⚧️
If you’re able, support them here:
If you’re able, support them here:
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
y’all give this man some MONEY 😤
(i need to see the chaos)
(i need to see the chaos)
gollum after *finally* winning back the one ring at sammath naur:
Gonna jump off a cliff
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
gollum after *finally* winning back the one ring at sammath naur:
“Rigged Census” what are the odds that he remembers who was president during that census
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“Rigged Census” what are the odds that he remembers who was president during that census
raise your hand if you were personally victimized by herman melville in 2025
I think his broad brow to be full of a prairie-like placidity, born of a speculative indifference as to death.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
raise your hand if you were personally victimized by herman melville in 2025
“Through miniaturization, OpenAI can now automate dozens of healthcare workers per second.”
i had to witness this so now all of you have to, too
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“Through miniaturization, OpenAI can now automate dozens of healthcare workers per second.”
i had to witness this so now all of you have to, too
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
i had to witness this so now all of you have to, too
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cunnilingus tax for equality purposes
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
cunnilingus tax for equality purposes
has anyone done this one yet
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
has anyone done this one yet
i had to witness this so now all of you have to, too
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i had to witness this so now all of you have to, too
accosted by an abuela at the grocery store who NEEDED TO say she loved my dangly earring & then told me that jfk is alive beneath the whitehouse with machines pumping his heart & controls foreign policy
which would be a very weird thing to happen. but what’s weirder is this has happened to me twice
which would be a very weird thing to happen. but what’s weirder is this has happened to me twice
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
accosted by an abuela at the grocery store who NEEDED TO say she loved my dangly earring & then told me that jfk is alive beneath the whitehouse with machines pumping his heart & controls foreign policy
which would be a very weird thing to happen. but what’s weirder is this has happened to me twice
which would be a very weird thing to happen. but what’s weirder is this has happened to me twice
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need to be in the middle between two specific oomfs so bad
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
need to be in the middle between two specific oomfs so bad
ladies, the busses WILL be FAST and FREE 😤
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
ladies, the busses WILL be FAST and FREE 😤
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There are two types of Trump administration officials: guy with 15 jobs (Rubio, Vought) and guy in a quantum superposition of simultaneously employed and unemployed (Isaacman, every IRS head)
Trump re-nominates Jared Isaacman to head NASA after yanking his nomination in May as it was headed to the Senate floor. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
There are two types of Trump administration officials: guy with 15 jobs (Rubio, Vought) and guy in a quantum superposition of simultaneously employed and unemployed (Isaacman, every IRS head)
i consider myself a highly literate person but my gay ass is gonna need some help deciphering this one
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i consider myself a highly literate person but my gay ass is gonna need some help deciphering this one