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you came to me at a very vers top time in my life
February 18, 2026 at 7:08 AM
you came to me at a very vers top time in my life
fun fact about rfk jr: he drinks methylene blue like a soda so his brain looks like this all the time, just casually floating inside his head
February 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
fun fact about rfk jr: he drinks methylene blue like a soda so his brain looks like this all the time, just casually floating inside his head
i was not born in the year of the horse
nor the cock, nor the pig
according to my timeline i am the only one
nor the cock, nor the pig
according to my timeline i am the only one
February 17, 2026 at 11:18 PM
i was not born in the year of the horse
nor the cock, nor the pig
according to my timeline i am the only one
nor the cock, nor the pig
according to my timeline i am the only one
pov it’s monday in math class and your gayguy 9th grade teacher is hungover asf
February 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM
pov it’s monday in math class and your gayguy 9th grade teacher is hungover asf
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are there any drag kings named Trenton Owen
February 17, 2026 at 12:08 AM
are there any drag kings named Trenton Owen
really really have developed an incorrigible yearning to live in boston someday, and it’s a feeling i entirely, 100% blame on michelle wu and meghna chakrabarti supremacy
February 17, 2026 at 12:14 AM
really really have developed an incorrigible yearning to live in boston someday, and it’s a feeling i entirely, 100% blame on michelle wu and meghna chakrabarti supremacy
clavicular:
February 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
clavicular:
the boomers have got to pass the political torch directly to millenials. no gen x. they cannot be trusted and they’re being skipped
gen z on probationary watch
gen z on probationary watch
February 16, 2026 at 8:17 PM
the boomers have got to pass the political torch directly to millenials. no gen x. they cannot be trusted and they’re being skipped
gen z on probationary watch
gen z on probationary watch
finally an aromatherapy i can believe in
Targeting popper hits to the part of my brain responsible for self awareness
February 15, 2026 at 6:05 PM
finally an aromatherapy i can believe in
“jus soli and pluralism are a disaster for countries like the united states. instead, consider my counterexample: GERMANY”
February 15, 2026 at 4:26 AM
“jus soli and pluralism are a disaster for countries like the united states. instead, consider my counterexample: GERMANY”
my biggest issue with obama is that i, as a 2x speed video watcher, cannot stand listening to him because none of the playback speeds go higher than that and he needs at least like 3.5
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
my biggest issue with obama is that i, as a 2x speed video watcher, cannot stand listening to him because none of the playback speeds go higher than that and he needs at least like 3.5
oh, you like tostadas? you mean mexican pizza?
February 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
oh, you like tostadas? you mean mexican pizza?
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Vegans when the bird consents:
excited to eat chicken permission at an italian restaurant tonight 🤩
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Vegans when the bird consents:
it should not be easier for my american tongue to make all the sounds of mandarin chinese than it is to make all the sounds of french
makes zero sense
fake language
makes zero sense
fake language
February 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
it should not be easier for my american tongue to make all the sounds of mandarin chinese than it is to make all the sounds of french
makes zero sense
fake language
makes zero sense
fake language
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New Parks Canada slogan
patrol my peaks and valleys, deputy
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
New Parks Canada slogan
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Gay sports bars are so funny to me like nobody is watching the game but then a commercial for The Devil Wears Prada 2 comes on and the place falls silent
February 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Gay sports bars are so funny to me like nobody is watching the game but then a commercial for The Devil Wears Prada 2 comes on and the place falls silent
yes i can host (or travel)
bring back limewire
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
yes i can host (or travel)
i would let him bully me to within an inch of my life
February 10, 2026 at 4:18 AM
i would let him bully me to within an inch of my life
this has been embedded in the deepest root of my brainstem since the mid to late 2000s
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
this has been embedded in the deepest root of my brainstem since the mid to late 2000s
rockwell b-1 lancer, the f’cking machine that you are
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 AM
rockwell b-1 lancer, the f’cking machine that you are
did micheal just like die or what
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 AM
did micheal just like die or what
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like wtf do you mean you reenacted the entire industrial revolution and the creation of the nhs in a dance wtf do you mean i wanna start growing out my own sideburns gimme a top hat i’m gonna start eating beans on toast
February 9, 2026 at 5:20 AM
like wtf do you mean you reenacted the entire industrial revolution and the creation of the nhs in a dance wtf do you mean i wanna start growing out my own sideburns gimme a top hat i’m gonna start eating beans on toast