Are you mad at me?
@bradys.bsky.social
Reply guy, but in a cute way that no one finds annoying.
I take pictures of weird stuff for a living. Award winning social media, but I give it to you for free.
I take pictures of weird stuff for a living. Award winning social media, but I give it to you for free.
Pinned
It'll be a cold day in Hell before I listen to the moralizing opinions of someone who lives in Las Vegas
Me
This is Ladybird. She's politely requesting butt pats. Will accept them for as long as you're willing to provide them. Could be days. Weeks even. 13/10 (TT: christina.stamper5)
February 11, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Me
Switzerland doesn't have a prime minister, and the current president of the Swiss confederation is a man
Trump: "So I put on a 30% tariff, which is very low. I got an emergency call from I believe the prime minister of Switzerland. She was very aggressive ... I didn't really like the way she talked to us, so instead of giving her a reduction, I raised it to 39%."
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Switzerland doesn't have a prime minister, and the current president of the Swiss confederation is a man
They could easily avoid the ski jumping penis enlargement scandal by just telling us which athletes have absolute hogs and which ones don't.
February 10, 2026 at 7:59 PM
They could easily avoid the ski jumping penis enlargement scandal by just telling us which athletes have absolute hogs and which ones don't.
This is what's on the other side of that glory hole, fyi.
timing my x-files rewatch to the month before PV was so great for appetite suppression i always forget how many truly disgusting episodes there are
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
This is what's on the other side of that glory hole, fyi.
Canadian figure skater Paul Poirier... Bonjour.
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Canadian figure skater Paul Poirier... Bonjour.
My favourite thing about the Olympics is that we're watching completely different Olympics.
Like what do you mean you're cheering for the bad guys?
Like what do you mean you're cheering for the bad guys?
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
My favourite thing about the Olympics is that we're watching completely different Olympics.
Like what do you mean you're cheering for the bad guys?
Like what do you mean you're cheering for the bad guys?
My cat's favourite pastime is angrily staring at my penis while I take a bath
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
My cat's favourite pastime is angrily staring at my penis while I take a bath
It's so important to remember that these people are absolute fucking morons.
"What does the United States get? Absolutely nothing" You get a free bridge doubling the capacity of the single busiest trade route in the world.
"What does the United States get? Absolutely nothing" You get a free bridge doubling the capacity of the single busiest trade route in the world.
Trump: “The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.”
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
It's so important to remember that these people are absolute fucking morons.
"What does the United States get? Absolutely nothing" You get a free bridge doubling the capacity of the single busiest trade route in the world.
"What does the United States get? Absolutely nothing" You get a free bridge doubling the capacity of the single busiest trade route in the world.
Post a banger not in English
Possibly the greatest song ever written about bringing in the flax harvest
Possibly the greatest song ever written about bringing in the flax harvest
February 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Post a banger not in English
Possibly the greatest song ever written about bringing in the flax harvest
Possibly the greatest song ever written about bringing in the flax harvest
Keir Starmer lettuce webcam 😍😍😍
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Keir Starmer lettuce webcam 😍😍😍
Oop skeet broke gay containment. No thank you!
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Oop skeet broke gay containment. No thank you!
SEÑORITA GAGA!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
SEÑORITA GAGA!!!!
My favourite Superbowl party activity is saying "that one's gay right?" whenever they do a closeup on a player
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
My favourite Superbowl party activity is saying "that one's gay right?" whenever they do a closeup on a player
Who up sailing with the Orinoco flow?
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Who up sailing with the Orinoco flow?
When Nintendo launched baby Mario:
k this little twinky Italian is serving
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
When Nintendo launched baby Mario:
Unfortunately I was given the microphone by the live band and I did sing every word to Wheatus' Teenage Dirtbag in front of an entire bar
February 8, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Unfortunately I was given the microphone by the live band and I did sing every word to Wheatus' Teenage Dirtbag in front of an entire bar
I love when people post "idk why this person blocked me" because lol I be blocking people if they reply with something weird or like too many of my posts in rapid succession
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I love when people post "idk why this person blocked me" because lol I be blocking people if they reply with something weird or like too many of my posts in rapid succession
Men on Grindr who say "I'm not interested" and then subsequently look at my profile 1000 times over the course of the next week... What's going on in your little pea brain?
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Men on Grindr who say "I'm not interested" and then subsequently look at my profile 1000 times over the course of the next week... What's going on in your little pea brain?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"and just how likely is it that this could kill someone?"
"and just how likely is it that this could kill someone?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Do not turn it off, and the door slides to open and closed. Do not push."
"Do not turn it off, and the door slides to open and closed. Do not push."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“No Ai won’t be taking my job. It still sucks.”
“No Ai won’t be taking my job. It still sucks.”
February 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"and just how likely is it that this could kill someone?"
"and just how likely is it that this could kill someone?"
About to meet a French man for a date, please wish me bonne chance
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
About to meet a French man for a date, please wish me bonne chance
He could sweep my icy surface any day
Canadian mixed doubles curling hunk Brett Gallant if you read this I’m free to hang out after the olympics so if you want to hang out after the olympics I am free.
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
He could sweep my icy surface any day
If each oomf gave me just $250 I could buy the unit next to mine that just went on sale and knock down the walls and have a 3 bedroom 2 bath who's interested in making that happen
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
If each oomf gave me just $250 I could buy the unit next to mine that just went on sale and knock down the walls and have a 3 bedroom 2 bath who's interested in making that happen
When I have to spend 48 seconds unloading the machine that magically cleans everything
a person wearing a green hoodie is standing in a room .
Alt: a person wearing a green hoodie dispairs
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
When I have to spend 48 seconds unloading the machine that magically cleans everything
We need a tax credit for being gay it's too expensive
February 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
We need a tax credit for being gay it's too expensive