Are you mad at me?
@bradys.bsky.social
Reply guy, but in a cute way that no one finds annoying.
I take pictures of weird stuff for a living. Award winning social media, but I give it to you for free.
I take pictures of weird stuff for a living. Award winning social media, but I give it to you for free.
Pinned
It'll be a cold day in Hell before I listen to the moralizing opinions of someone who lives in Las Vegas
Unfortunately I was given the microphone by the live band and I did sing every word to Wheatus' Teenage Dirtbag in front of an entire bar
February 8, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Unfortunately I was given the microphone by the live band and I did sing every word to Wheatus' Teenage Dirtbag in front of an entire bar
I love when people post "idk why this person blocked me" because lol I be blocking people if they reply with something weird or like too many of my posts in rapid succession
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I love when people post "idk why this person blocked me" because lol I be blocking people if they reply with something weird or like too many of my posts in rapid succession
Men on Grindr who say "I'm not interested" and then subsequently look at my profile 1000 times over the course of the next week... What's going on in your little pea brain?
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Men on Grindr who say "I'm not interested" and then subsequently look at my profile 1000 times over the course of the next week... What's going on in your little pea brain?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"and just how likely is it that this could kill someone?"
"and just how likely is it that this could kill someone?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Do not turn it off, and the door slides to open and closed. Do not push."
"Do not turn it off, and the door slides to open and closed. Do not push."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“No Ai won’t be taking my job. It still sucks.”
“No Ai won’t be taking my job. It still sucks.”
February 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"and just how likely is it that this could kill someone?"
"and just how likely is it that this could kill someone?"
About to meet a French man for a date, please wish me bonne chance
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
About to meet a French man for a date, please wish me bonne chance
He could sweep my icy surface any day
Canadian mixed doubles curling hunk Brett Gallant if you read this I’m free to hang out after the olympics so if you want to hang out after the olympics I am free.
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
He could sweep my icy surface any day
If each oomf gave me just $250 I could buy the unit next to mine that just went on sale and knock down the walls and have a 3 bedroom 2 bath who's interested in making that happen
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
If each oomf gave me just $250 I could buy the unit next to mine that just went on sale and knock down the walls and have a 3 bedroom 2 bath who's interested in making that happen
When I have to spend 48 seconds unloading the machine that magically cleans everything
a person wearing a green hoodie is standing in a room .
Alt: a person wearing a green hoodie dispairs
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February 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
When I have to spend 48 seconds unloading the machine that magically cleans everything
We need a tax credit for being gay it's too expensive
February 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
We need a tax credit for being gay it's too expensive
Forgive me father for I have discoursed
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Forgive me father for I have discoursed
Oh good another screenshot opportunity for fit white gays to be offended about someone questioning the fact that they don't feel comfortable in lots of gay spaces 😍
February 7, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Oh good another screenshot opportunity for fit white gays to be offended about someone questioning the fact that they don't feel comfortable in lots of gay spaces 😍
The summer olympics are obviously great because you get to see extremely hot shirtless men diving etc but there is something SO MUCH HOTTER about only being able to see 2% of a man's skin and still knowing he'll absolutrly ruin you
February 7, 2026 at 4:16 AM
The summer olympics are obviously great because you get to see extremely hot shirtless men diving etc but there is something SO MUCH HOTTER about only being able to see 2% of a man's skin and still knowing he'll absolutrly ruin you
Usher hitting me with the most judgemental "the show will begin momentarily" when I arrived at the opera 2 minutes after curtain 😫
February 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Usher hitting me with the most judgemental "the show will begin momentarily" when I arrived at the opera 2 minutes after curtain 😫
Italians are always SO Italian it's my favourite thing
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Italians are always SO Italian it's my favourite thing
Flag bearer for Andorra I am free Wednesday night if you are free I will be free perhaps we could get together on Wednesday night if you are free because I would like to get together
February 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Flag bearer for Andorra I am free Wednesday night if you are free I will be free perhaps we could get together on Wednesday night if you are free because I would like to get together
Who up opening their ceremony?
February 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Who up opening their ceremony?
One single night in Canada and the US is a fascist dictatorship so no one wants to go there for concerts, this is going to be a ticketing nightmare.
February 6, 2026 at 4:05 PM
One single night in Canada and the US is a fascist dictatorship so no one wants to go there for concerts, this is going to be a ticketing nightmare.
The Hague, but for people with fat cocks that aren't smacking them on my face
February 6, 2026 at 1:17 PM
The Hague, but for people with fat cocks that aren't smacking them on my face
My cat has begun herding me into bed at night
February 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
My cat has begun herding me into bed at night
This scene right here unfortunately
February 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
This scene right here unfortunately
I only had two coffees today
a picture of a woman with the words clap for me
Alt: A non-binary individual with the words clap for me
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February 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I only had two coffees today
Full fat yogurt is that girl. If it's under 8% fat I'm not interested.
February 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Full fat yogurt is that girl. If it's under 8% fat I'm not interested.
Writing a will 🫨 does anyone want anything?
February 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Writing a will 🫨 does anyone want anything?
They're selling a bag of my oomfs for $10
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
They're selling a bag of my oomfs for $10