Are you mad at me?
@bradys.bsky.social
Reply guy, but in a cute way that no one finds annoying.
I take pictures of weird stuff for a living. Award winning social media, but I give it to you for free.
I take pictures of weird stuff for a living. Award winning social media, but I give it to you for free.
Pinned
It'll be a cold day in Hell before I listen to the moralizing opinions of someone who lives in Las Vegas
Ok I have figured out that one of them is an on/off for the outlet behind my couch with the loose pussy that can't hold a plug in place!!! We're making progress people.
I've lived in this apartment for 5 months now and I truly have no idea what 3 of the 7 light switches do
(It's a wild Friday night at the Brady house)
(It's a wild Friday night at the Brady house)
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Ok I have figured out that one of them is an on/off for the outlet behind my couch with the loose pussy that can't hold a plug in place!!! We're making progress people.
*told you so dance*
February 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
*told you so dance*
Americans are trying to take everything from us, claiming it as their own, and we must resist. ✊🍁
You’re telling me that there is a sport in which two men lay on top of each other and one of the leading American men is named Sean Hollander?
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Americans are trying to take everything from us, claiming it as their own, and we must resist. ✊🍁
My Internet has gone down how am I supposed to watch men with fat asses under these conditions???
Wake up it's time for hot men with fat asses to do stuff on the ice for medals
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
My Internet has gone down how am I supposed to watch men with fat asses under these conditions???
Wake up it's time for hot men with fat asses to do stuff on the ice for medals
February 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Wake up it's time for hot men with fat asses to do stuff on the ice for medals
If you don't have tickets to see Robyn, idk what to say you're heterosexual now.
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
If you don't have tickets to see Robyn, idk what to say you're heterosexual now.
Who up being gay
February 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Who up being gay
Would you donate to a GoFundMe for me to take a lavish vacation
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Would you donate to a GoFundMe for me to take a lavish vacation
Me
This is Ladybird. She's politely requesting butt pats. Will accept them for as long as you're willing to provide them. Could be days. Weeks even. 13/10 (TT: christina.stamper5)
February 11, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Me
Switzerland doesn't have a prime minister, and the current president of the Swiss confederation is a man
Trump: "So I put on a 30% tariff, which is very low. I got an emergency call from I believe the prime minister of Switzerland. She was very aggressive ... I didn't really like the way she talked to us, so instead of giving her a reduction, I raised it to 39%."
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Switzerland doesn't have a prime minister, and the current president of the Swiss confederation is a man
They could easily avoid the ski jumping penis enlargement scandal by just telling us which athletes have absolute hogs and which ones don't.
February 10, 2026 at 7:59 PM
They could easily avoid the ski jumping penis enlargement scandal by just telling us which athletes have absolute hogs and which ones don't.
This is what's on the other side of that glory hole, fyi.
timing my x-files rewatch to the month before PV was so great for appetite suppression i always forget how many truly disgusting episodes there are
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
This is what's on the other side of that glory hole, fyi.
Canadian figure skater Paul Poirier... Bonjour.
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Canadian figure skater Paul Poirier... Bonjour.
My favourite thing about the Olympics is that we're watching completely different Olympics.
Like what do you mean you're cheering for the bad guys?
Like what do you mean you're cheering for the bad guys?
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
My favourite thing about the Olympics is that we're watching completely different Olympics.
Like what do you mean you're cheering for the bad guys?
Like what do you mean you're cheering for the bad guys?
My cat's favourite pastime is angrily staring at my penis while I take a bath
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
My cat's favourite pastime is angrily staring at my penis while I take a bath
It's so important to remember that these people are absolute fucking morons.
"What does the United States get? Absolutely nothing" You get a free bridge doubling the capacity of the single busiest trade route in the world.
"What does the United States get? Absolutely nothing" You get a free bridge doubling the capacity of the single busiest trade route in the world.
Trump: “The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.”
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
It's so important to remember that these people are absolute fucking morons.
"What does the United States get? Absolutely nothing" You get a free bridge doubling the capacity of the single busiest trade route in the world.
"What does the United States get? Absolutely nothing" You get a free bridge doubling the capacity of the single busiest trade route in the world.
Post a banger not in English
Possibly the greatest song ever written about bringing in the flax harvest
Possibly the greatest song ever written about bringing in the flax harvest
February 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Post a banger not in English
Possibly the greatest song ever written about bringing in the flax harvest
Possibly the greatest song ever written about bringing in the flax harvest
Keir Starmer lettuce webcam 😍😍😍
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Keir Starmer lettuce webcam 😍😍😍
Oop skeet broke gay containment. No thank you!
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Oop skeet broke gay containment. No thank you!
SEÑORITA GAGA!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
SEÑORITA GAGA!!!!
My favourite Superbowl party activity is saying "that one's gay right?" whenever they do a closeup on a player
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
My favourite Superbowl party activity is saying "that one's gay right?" whenever they do a closeup on a player
Who up sailing with the Orinoco flow?
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Who up sailing with the Orinoco flow?
When Nintendo launched baby Mario:
k this little twinky Italian is serving
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
When Nintendo launched baby Mario:
Unfortunately I was given the microphone by the live band and I did sing every word to Wheatus' Teenage Dirtbag in front of an entire bar
February 8, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Unfortunately I was given the microphone by the live band and I did sing every word to Wheatus' Teenage Dirtbag in front of an entire bar