condunn
@condunn.bsky.social
amateur: baker, water sports enthusiast
professional: gay
professional: gay
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the great thing about LA is if i ever wanna understand the science behind the latest unhinged food trend, like seed oils or raw milk or whatever, all I have to do is ask whoever’s cutting my hair
January 20, 2026 at 12:58 AM
the great thing about LA is if i ever wanna understand the science behind the latest unhinged food trend, like seed oils or raw milk or whatever, all I have to do is ask whoever’s cutting my hair
mondays are for realizing a whole generation knows jennifer garner as that credit card lady
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 PM
mondays are for realizing a whole generation knows jennifer garner as that credit card lady
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reading the Heated Rivalry books through the lens of homosexual mysticism
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
reading the Heated Rivalry books through the lens of homosexual mysticism
sun day and we are grateful
January 19, 2026 at 2:01 AM
sun day and we are grateful
if in los angeles and a man is
>30 and wearing camo hat: gay
<30 and wearing camo hat: 50/50, look for addison rae tattoo
>30 and wearing camo hat: gay
<30 and wearing camo hat: 50/50, look for addison rae tattoo
January 17, 2026 at 11:25 PM
if in los angeles and a man is
>30 and wearing camo hat: gay
<30 and wearing camo hat: 50/50, look for addison rae tattoo
>30 and wearing camo hat: gay
<30 and wearing camo hat: 50/50, look for addison rae tattoo
in 2016 you would take a selfie after a really tough workout and it would look flushed, glistening, angular, alive.
in 2026 i take a selfie after a really tough workout and i look distraught, puffy, do i have an eye infection?, oh no.
in 2026 i take a selfie after a really tough workout and i look distraught, puffy, do i have an eye infection?, oh no.
January 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
in 2016 you would take a selfie after a really tough workout and it would look flushed, glistening, angular, alive.
in 2026 i take a selfie after a really tough workout and i look distraught, puffy, do i have an eye infection?, oh no.
in 2026 i take a selfie after a really tough workout and i look distraught, puffy, do i have an eye infection?, oh no.
speaking of 2016 i cannot explain it but whenever i see hailee steinfeld i immediately think ALESSIA CARA?! and then have to correct myself, makes no sense the wiring is fully broken :/
January 17, 2026 at 4:26 PM
speaking of 2016 i cannot explain it but whenever i see hailee steinfeld i immediately think ALESSIA CARA?! and then have to correct myself, makes no sense the wiring is fully broken :/
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Mrs. Dalloway said she would make the McGriddles herself
January 17, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Mrs. Dalloway said she would make the McGriddles herself
hi lemme translate this real quick—
hey diva! sorry horny AI bot went down but good news mama - it’s #fcf here, so queen out and post whole hog like it’s all ending bc maybe it is! (and for free bc capitalism is CHOPPED 😭) also don’t worry bb we use ‘fat’ loosely bc we are WHAT? inclusivity boots!!
hey diva! sorry horny AI bot went down but good news mama - it’s #fcf here, so queen out and post whole hog like it’s all ending bc maybe it is! (and for free bc capitalism is CHOPPED 😭) also don’t worry bb we use ‘fat’ loosely bc we are WHAT? inclusivity boots!!
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
hi lemme translate this real quick—
hey diva! sorry horny AI bot went down but good news mama - it’s #fcf here, so queen out and post whole hog like it’s all ending bc maybe it is! (and for free bc capitalism is CHOPPED 😭) also don’t worry bb we use ‘fat’ loosely bc we are WHAT? inclusivity boots!!
hey diva! sorry horny AI bot went down but good news mama - it’s #fcf here, so queen out and post whole hog like it’s all ending bc maybe it is! (and for free bc capitalism is CHOPPED 😭) also don’t worry bb we use ‘fat’ loosely bc we are WHAT? inclusivity boots!!
how your email finds me
January 16, 2026 at 4:48 AM
how your email finds me
i realize that time has marched on, the people have found new pastures, but i have not. i am still here
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
i realize that time has marched on, the people have found new pastures, but i have not. i am still here
favorite perfume genius song in an ad for chat gpt
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
favorite perfume genius song in an ad for chat gpt
dreamt i was on a cruise ship performing a revue of liza minelli songs while silence of the lambs played in the background, i think this is a good sign
January 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
dreamt i was on a cruise ship performing a revue of liza minelli songs while silence of the lambs played in the background, i think this is a good sign
nobody:
d lovato:
I HOPE U FLICKER THE LIGHTS
d lovato:
I HOPE U FLICKER THE LIGHTS
January 15, 2026 at 4:02 AM
nobody:
d lovato:
I HOPE U FLICKER THE LIGHTS
d lovato:
I HOPE U FLICKER THE LIGHTS
i am not nor have i ever been standing on business, i am resting/laying/sitting on business and this is where i will stay
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
i am not nor have i ever been standing on business, i am resting/laying/sitting on business and this is where i will stay
art institute of chicago social media team having the best day of their lives
January 14, 2026 at 3:24 PM
art institute of chicago social media team having the best day of their lives
day 12 and still sober but fear i can no longer legally claim minimal taco bell ☹️
day 9 of no drinking and minimal taco bell, i am resplendent i am a witch i am mother earth herself
January 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
day 12 and still sober but fear i can no longer legally claim minimal taco bell ☹️
got the doc’s green light to do a few laps so i must immediately reignite my @moderation.bsky.app war
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
got the doc’s green light to do a few laps so i must immediately reignite my @moderation.bsky.app war
day 9 of no drinking and minimal taco bell, i am resplendent i am a witch i am mother earth herself
January 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
day 9 of no drinking and minimal taco bell, i am resplendent i am a witch i am mother earth herself
drinking kombucha and eating a soyrizo crispy kale bowl, i’m just one brussels sprouts order away from completing my collection of 2014 horcruxes and i cannot be stopped
January 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
drinking kombucha and eating a soyrizo crispy kale bowl, i’m just one brussels sprouts order away from completing my collection of 2014 horcruxes and i cannot be stopped
gonna use national geographic to teach my kids about the birds and the bees and heated rivalry to teach them about the bees and the bees
January 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
gonna use national geographic to teach my kids about the birds and the bees and heated rivalry to teach them about the bees and the bees
i shan’t be publicly reflecting on what i looked like in 2016 vs now bc i will not set y’all up to play ghost of christmas past with me and point out things that are now long gone, i know i was once younger and hotter tysm
January 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
i shan’t be publicly reflecting on what i looked like in 2016 vs now bc i will not set y’all up to play ghost of christmas past with me and point out things that are now long gone, i know i was once younger and hotter tysm