condunn
@condunn.bsky.social
amateur: baker, water sports enthusiast
professional: gay
professional: gay
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if this isn’t under my xmas tree so help me god
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
if this isn’t under my xmas tree so help me god
for today’s technical we’re asking you to get off a 17 hr red eye at 7am, walk into your home, and immediately bake a classic thanksgiving pie! the key to this bake is staying awake!
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
for today’s technical we’re asking you to get off a 17 hr red eye at 7am, walk into your home, and immediately bake a classic thanksgiving pie! the key to this bake is staying awake!
we are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn
Only packed little gay speedos so let's see how families I'll piss off at the pool.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
we are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn
turkey trot done! ✅
blessings from mine to yours ☺️
blessings from mine to yours ☺️
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
turkey trot done! ✅
blessings from mine to yours ☺️
blessings from mine to yours ☺️
hot dogs or legs? swipe to find out
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
hot dogs or legs? swipe to find out
on my annual pilgrimage to the saõ paulo airport pizza hut buffet ama
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
on my annual pilgrimage to the saõ paulo airport pizza hut buffet ama
made it to brazil so gotta show off the new biomechanical shoulder
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
made it to brazil so gotta show off the new biomechanical shoulder
boomer spends 10 minutes explaining a video they saw on fb to you. you debate whether to tell them its almost certainly AI, but decide against it. they reach for their phone to try and find the video—‘i just had it pulled up, wait here are my glasses?’
another 15 minutes pass.
the sun rises again.
another 15 minutes pass.
the sun rises again.
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
boomer spends 10 minutes explaining a video they saw on fb to you. you debate whether to tell them its almost certainly AI, but decide against it. they reach for their phone to try and find the video—‘i just had it pulled up, wait here are my glasses?’
another 15 minutes pass.
the sun rises again.
another 15 minutes pass.
the sun rises again.
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3 gay guys in their late 30s listening to the new Robyn
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
3 gay guys in their late 30s listening to the new Robyn
month 4 of post-surgery rehab so we’re now vision boarding a return to the water into existence
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
month 4 of post-surgery rehab so we’re now vision boarding a return to the water into existence
this is incredibly accurate and also making a flash mob joke is the most 38-year-old-2009-twitter post i can think of
bluesky is like if a flash mob of 38 year olds came to post on 2009 twitter
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
this is incredibly accurate and also making a flash mob joke is the most 38-year-old-2009-twitter post i can think of
was forced to listen to not Lux for hours on end and i almost ground my teeth to nothing
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
was forced to listen to not Lux for hours on end and i almost ground my teeth to nothing
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I have NEVER been sad in the presence of a juicy woman in a wrap dress
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I have NEVER been sad in the presence of a juicy woman in a wrap dress
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Honestly I’m due for a rewatch
I’ve seen it three times and I ugly cry every time
I’ve seen it three times and I ugly cry every time
i am writing a list of shows that im mad you haven’t seen and it starts with Veneno
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Honestly I’m due for a rewatch
I’ve seen it three times and I ugly cry every time
I’ve seen it three times and I ugly cry every time
in honor of 12 months on this app i will be unfollowing 12 accounts please submit nominations below
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
in honor of 12 months on this app i will be unfollowing 12 accounts please submit nominations below
happy 1 yr from me to the 12-15 other people on this app 💕
Enshrining this here so we all remember how good we once had it, how good we can make it once again.
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
happy 1 yr from me to the 12-15 other people on this app 💕
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Danielle Deadwyler supremacy
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Danielle Deadwyler supremacy
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station eleven is my second most evangelized show. im always trying to get people to watch it. its so unfair that the pandemic killed the vibe (my number 1 will always be Treme. watch treme!!!)
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
station eleven is my second most evangelized show. im always trying to get people to watch it. its so unfair that the pandemic killed the vibe (my number 1 will always be Treme. watch treme!!!)
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I adore ‘Veneno.’ One of the best shows on TV.
i am writing a list of shows that im mad you haven’t seen and it starts with Veneno
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I adore ‘Veneno.’ One of the best shows on TV.
i am writing a list of shows that im mad you haven’t seen and it starts with Veneno
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i am writing a list of shows that im mad you haven’t seen and it starts with Veneno
no one is writing for lapsed catholics like @jpbrammer.bsky.social is writing for lapsed catholics
I wrote about Rosalía's "Lux," martyrdom, and our collective gastrointestinal health johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/eat-me
Eat Me
On Rosalía's "Lux" and our collective gut health
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
no one is writing for lapsed catholics like @jpbrammer.bsky.social is writing for lapsed catholics
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stop I’m gonna crumb
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
stop I’m gonna crumb
made a cream pie for you
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
made a cream pie for you