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January 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Had one call today and ready to start lowering everyone’s expectations
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I am mad as hell Otterspot isn’t doing a calendar this year.
Why are daily calendars and monthly calendars so commonplace, but finding a weekly calendar is near impossible?
January 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Why are daily calendars and monthly calendars so commonplace, but finding a weekly calendar is near impossible?
January 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
mine is untying my husband’s shoes when he just slipped them off so he feels like he’s making progress
What’s your dumbest or lowest stakes New Year’s resolution?

Mine is to actually undo my laces and not just slip my shoes off
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 PM
was really hoping 2026 would be the year Kumail Nanjiani stops being cast to play the same character in every thing he appears in but we’re not off to a good start
January 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
no brains, all breast 2026
January 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
My name is Ikia Sorento, and I am THE
Swedish fish Lyft queen of Corpus Christi.
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Feels like Briar Blush is trying to get the Plane Jane edit but isn’t actually funny or clever enough to pull it off.
January 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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another glorious weekend
January 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
literally slapped a swayze wig on her and called it a day
January 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
for as bad as I was prepared for the Stranger Things finale to be, it was somehow worse?
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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no
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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NYDN: Times Square Trashed Under Mamdani’s Leadership
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
how im spending new year’s eve, godwilling
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
do straight guys know what their friends’ dicks look like? how do they cross that bridge?
January 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
1st base - light CBT
2nd base - anal
3rd base - fisting

Homerun - content policy violations on OnlyFans
December 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
2026 Out/In
December 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Started a new medication this week and regardless of when I wake up it feels like I could sleep another 4 hours.
December 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Shane Hollander: steal his look
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
the Tom Cruise Oscars campaign for Digger is going to make the Wicked press tour look understated
December 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
for reasons beyond my control i have watched episode five of the gay hockey show twice today and cried at the same part both times
December 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Some of your nieces and nephews are ugly as sin and you all need to stop pretending that’s not the case
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM