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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · Jul 29
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
slurpee machine with one crashed screen
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 18h
Yeah honestly @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social we should at some point
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 1d
you should have @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social / @dasharez0ne.bsky.social on Better Offline as guests, I really need to hear an Ed + Drew episode
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 1d
Watch This .
According to a 2012 Business Insider article recounting Musk's interview with Sarah Lacy at PandoDaily, he admitted that in 2000, while driving on Sand Hill Road with PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel, he decided to show off. "Watch this," he said, moments before the McLaren spun out of control, flew "like a discus" three feet into the air, and crashed. The worst part, Musk acknowledged, was that the million-dollar car wasn't insured.
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 3d
Do You ?
DO YOU HAVE COMPLICATED INSIDES SYNDROME? FACT: The inside of a healthy human body is homogeneous and smooth like tofu FACT: 17 out of 100 people have instead insides that are very complicated IF YOU THINK YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW MIGHT HAVE COMPLICATED INSIDES SYNDROME PLEASE TRY TO REMAIN CALM BUT ALSO BE AWARE THAT IT ISIVÈRY BAD AND IT IS YOUR FAULT.
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 4d
Every day this happens to me and every morning I still wake up and log on. I am a warrior
Computer piss
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 8d
Horse before and after understanding capitalism
Horse before and after understanding capitalism
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 10d
It's been long enough, we can admit cursive was a mistake
Death :)
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 13d
Learn how to pleasure your printer and it will never jam your pages 💖
Fingering a printer
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 15d
Warning!
YOU will be MARRIED!
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 23d
It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do
Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen? • I'm aware • Wow, rude
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 25d
I will not allow the government to do this to me
Cum suction machine
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 27d
Wrong!
1. For as long as I can remember, l've felt a deep, heavy sense of loneliness. True False Wrong! You have selected wrong answer.
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 29d
What I see when I go to an interview
HR meme
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · Sep 5
Oh word
I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY.
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · Sep 3
Is this good
DO NOT DRIVE THIS VEHICLE
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · Sep 1
You heard Wikipedia. Expand it
List of left-wing rebel groups From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · Aug 29
A lot of the people on here
"I Don't actually believe anything I talk about, I'm just saying words recreationally."
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · Aug 27
NO!
Say The N Words
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ripple @ripple.on.computer · Aug 26
@ironyhat.bsky.social they put you in a youtube short
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · Aug 25
You choose:
[ Pickup ] [ Don't Pickup ]
hitchhikers
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · Aug 21
When you had to do this to get on the computer the computer was a lot cooler
Cyberpunks
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · Aug 20
IYKYK
a map of chile and argentina
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · Aug 15
Massaging my router's root chakra to increase my gaming speed
Router Chakras
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · Aug 13
No!!!!!!!
magazines
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · Aug 12
Hmmmmmm
Americans are losing spending power, say researchers: Most can no longer afford a 'minimal quality of life' Published Fri, Jun 13 2025 12:18 PM EDT The 10 richest Americans got $365 billion richer in the past year. Now they're on the verge of a huge tax cut By Matt Egan, CNN Updated 6:23 AM EDT, Wed May 21, 2025
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