Monstro Elisabethshu
@pschlarm.bsky.social
a woman People Magazine once called “an unnamed friend of the deceased”
Wanna be a couples’ gift
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Wanna be a couples’ gift
By brick you mean the cement he is using to create a jaw from thin air
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
By brick you mean the cement he is using to create a jaw from thin air
I feel like John Mulaney is having work done to look like this photo
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I feel like John Mulaney is having work done to look like this photo
Jobs report is gonna look like the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Jobs report is gonna look like the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan
Shoulders lookin good
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Shoulders lookin good
Republicans are going to start calling for a segregated Puppy Bowl with only golden retrievers and yellow labs
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Republicans are going to start calling for a segregated Puppy Bowl with only golden retrievers and yellow labs
Good morning Martin
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Good morning Martin
and now i’d like to welcome Tenafly’s own Lea Michele to join me in singing a song that, interestingly enough, was written by no one. Hit it!
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 PM
and now i’d like to welcome Tenafly’s own Lea Michele to join me in singing a song that, interestingly enough, was written by no one. Hit it!
That was a leek (i cooked in a restaurant for a while bc i was raised by wolves and grew up mostly in restaurant kitchens)
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
That was a leek (i cooked in a restaurant for a while bc i was raised by wolves and grew up mostly in restaurant kitchens)
Sabrina Carpenter and Dolly Parton doing a duet soothes me in ways the human mind cant process
February 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Sabrina Carpenter and Dolly Parton doing a duet soothes me in ways the human mind cant process
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he literally dangled from power lines meant to symbolize the dilapidated Puerto Rican power grid
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
he literally dangled from power lines meant to symbolize the dilapidated Puerto Rican power grid
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Look, all I'm saying is that if you just spent the last six years being frustrated with Durbin and you think there's a chance he's about to be replaced with a guy who thanks ICE for their service and takes AIPAC and crypto money, you should treat it like a very serious emergency
PPP poll | 2/2-2/3 LV
Illinois Senate Democratic primary 2026
🟦Raja Krishamoorthi 34%
🟦Juliana Stratton 23%
🟦Robin Kelly 8%
Illinois Senate Democratic primary 2026
🟦Raja Krishamoorthi 34%
🟦Juliana Stratton 23%
🟦Robin Kelly 8%
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Look, all I'm saying is that if you just spent the last six years being frustrated with Durbin and you think there's a chance he's about to be replaced with a guy who thanks ICE for their service and takes AIPAC and crypto money, you should treat it like a very serious emergency
Our slutty gay restaurant where patrons get discounts if they tell the chefs and servers how handsome and talented they are
February 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Our slutty gay restaurant where patrons get discounts if they tell the chefs and servers how handsome and talented they are
I kinda prefer a leek to an onion in most instances and i believe you’re right!
February 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I kinda prefer a leek to an onion in most instances and i believe you’re right!
Slice it thin, wash it out several times, saute it with some potatoes and bacon fat, add a touch of white wine chicken broth and cream after you deglaze, cook until potatoes are soft, puree with emersion blender, cook a little more, serve with bacon bits gruyere and green onion and a piece of bread
chat, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Slice it thin, wash it out several times, saute it with some potatoes and bacon fat, add a touch of white wine chicken broth and cream after you deglaze, cook until potatoes are soft, puree with emersion blender, cook a little more, serve with bacon bits gruyere and green onion and a piece of bread
Gay stepdad porn filmed in the Czech Republic and set in Iowa is like:
son what do ya say we head out back and toss the old foreskin around
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Gay stepdad porn filmed in the Czech Republic and set in Iowa is like:
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the public health response to this has to be “close the camps and free them all” and nothing less
5/ “I have already spent more than 60 days waking up eating the same repetitive meals…going to the doctor and that the only thing they tell you is to drink more water and the worst thing is that it seems like the water is what makes people sick here…”
From 12-year-old Ender, detained 60+ days
From 12-year-old Ender, detained 60+ days
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
the public health response to this has to be “close the camps and free them all” and nothing less
I assumed the pats suck because they’re owned by a sex trafficker?
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I assumed the pats suck because they’re owned by a sex trafficker?
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
David that’s a child
February 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
David that’s a child
Meats n Ferments Theme Party
Replacing all the condiments for burgers at my Super Bowl party with yogurt, as nature intended.
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Meats n Ferments Theme Party