Monstro Elisabethshu
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a woman People Magazine once called “an unnamed friend of the deceased”
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Meats n Ferments Theme Party
Replacing all the condiments for burgers at my Super Bowl party with yogurt, as nature intended.
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Meats n Ferments Theme Party
Idk he seems nice
every four years Gus kenworthy comes out of hiding to terrorize the gay community
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Idk he seems nice
Horse Meat Disco
daycare for dudes
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Horse Meat Disco
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From the same newspaper that published “did feminism fuck up the work place?”, we now have “did feminism fuck up sex?”
The NYT really is desperate to cater to conservative audiences and it’s just getting more obvious and embarrassing.
The NYT really is desperate to cater to conservative audiences and it’s just getting more obvious and embarrassing.
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
From the same newspaper that published “did feminism fuck up the work place?”, we now have “did feminism fuck up sex?”
The NYT really is desperate to cater to conservative audiences and it’s just getting more obvious and embarrassing.
The NYT really is desperate to cater to conservative audiences and it’s just getting more obvious and embarrassing.
Think i haven’t fully processed the “my old boss is prominently featured in the Epstein files and she comes off really seeming like a creep piece of shit” of all of the last couple weeks
February 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Think i haven’t fully processed the “my old boss is prominently featured in the Epstein files and she comes off really seeming like a creep piece of shit” of all of the last couple weeks
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Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. went hunting for dinosaur bones in the Dakotas with child sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
RFK Jr.’s Bizarre Trip With Epstein and Ghislaine Exposed in Files
The trip took place on a Native reservation where collecting fossils without explicit tribal permission is considered looting.
trib.al
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. went hunting for dinosaur bones in the Dakotas with child sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
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This fucking asshole JUST participated in a video about how gay couples shouldn’t be allowed to have children and the NYT is fucking platforming her
Damn, they're really sticking it to all the feminists who said abortion must be legal because men can't get pregnant.
February 6, 2026 at 6:29 PM
This fucking asshole JUST participated in a video about how gay couples shouldn’t be allowed to have children and the NYT is fucking platforming her
The full clip in context is actually so much weirder. McArdle blathers on forever about how “cancel culture has made things weird” bc rock stars used to brag about how they fuck underage girls all the time and now they “have to self censor”
This level of apologia (from Megan McArdle in a podcast with Josh Barro and Ross Douthat) is fucking appalling. Idk what else there is to say.
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
The full clip in context is actually so much weirder. McArdle blathers on forever about how “cancel culture has made things weird” bc rock stars used to brag about how they fuck underage girls all the time and now they “have to self censor”
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Category Is: Night of a Thousand Melissa Gorgas
February 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Category Is: Night of a Thousand Melissa Gorgas
Colleen Hoover, chugging from a bottle of sancerre:
writing a frankly harmful novel
February 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Colleen Hoover, chugging from a bottle of sancerre:
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But it can buy rope!
February 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
But it can buy rope!
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He’s negotiating down with himself. He’s bargaining against his own leverage.
Schumer: "There should be no masks, except in the most unusual of circumstances -- you know, some guy was put up by a terrorist group or something"
February 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
He’s negotiating down with himself. He’s bargaining against his own leverage.
good GOD
Why does Badenoch have rats running around her Westminster abode?
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
good GOD
No lie, how did they get the four dumbest people online to record together
February 5, 2026 at 12:58 PM
No lie, how did they get the four dumbest people online to record together
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it’s that time of the week again!
January 22, 2026 at 3:36 PM
it’s that time of the week again!
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Sometimes the reality is just a little too on the nose
February 5, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Sometimes the reality is just a little too on the nose
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this is a criminally underrated classic youtube edit of miss piggy clips synced to peach's "fuck the pain away"
youtu.be/6mU0llyvFnY?...
youtu.be/6mU0llyvFnY?...
Miss Piggy- F the Pain away.flv
YouTube video by Mark Heninger
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
this is a criminally underrated classic youtube edit of miss piggy clips synced to peach's "fuck the pain away"
youtu.be/6mU0llyvFnY?...
youtu.be/6mU0llyvFnY?...
I would like you to know that in ryan murphy’s new show, lisa rinna’s daughter throws meghan trainor out of an office window and then explodes
February 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I would like you to know that in ryan murphy’s new show, lisa rinna’s daughter throws meghan trainor out of an office window and then explodes
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They are coming for the election. I have a post going up on Thursday about what we should do about that.
🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon said Tuesday that the federal government is planning to send Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to patrol polling stations during this year’s midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
www.democracydocket.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
They are coming for the election. I have a post going up on Thursday about what we should do about that.
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INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
It’s honestly so insane
an underrated hilarious thing about Trump 2.0 is how everyone just does whatever they want regardless of what their jobs are actually supposed to be. Transpo Secretary Sean Duffy doing TV hits about ICE? Sure. Small Business Administrator Kelly Loeffler railing against Dems over wildfires? Why not!
February 4, 2026 at 4:53 PM
It’s honestly so insane