Monstro Elisabethshu
@pschlarm.bsky.social
a woman People Magazine once called “an unnamed friend of the deceased”
Sabrina Carpenter and Dolly Parton doing a duet soothes me in ways the human mind cant process
February 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Sabrina Carpenter and Dolly Parton doing a duet soothes me in ways the human mind cant process
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he literally dangled from power lines meant to symbolize the dilapidated Puerto Rican power grid
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
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February 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
he literally dangled from power lines meant to symbolize the dilapidated Puerto Rican power grid
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Look, all I'm saying is that if you just spent the last six years being frustrated with Durbin and you think there's a chance he's about to be replaced with a guy who thanks ICE for their service and takes AIPAC and crypto money, you should treat it like a very serious emergency
PPP poll | 2/2-2/3 LV
Illinois Senate Democratic primary 2026
🟦Raja Krishamoorthi 34%
🟦Juliana Stratton 23%
🟦Robin Kelly 8%
Illinois Senate Democratic primary 2026
🟦Raja Krishamoorthi 34%
🟦Juliana Stratton 23%
🟦Robin Kelly 8%
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Look, all I'm saying is that if you just spent the last six years being frustrated with Durbin and you think there's a chance he's about to be replaced with a guy who thanks ICE for their service and takes AIPAC and crypto money, you should treat it like a very serious emergency
Slice it thin, wash it out several times, saute it with some potatoes and bacon fat, add a touch of white wine chicken broth and cream after you deglaze, cook until potatoes are soft, puree with emersion blender, cook a little more, serve with bacon bits gruyere and green onion and a piece of bread
chat, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Slice it thin, wash it out several times, saute it with some potatoes and bacon fat, add a touch of white wine chicken broth and cream after you deglaze, cook until potatoes are soft, puree with emersion blender, cook a little more, serve with bacon bits gruyere and green onion and a piece of bread
Gay stepdad porn filmed in the Czech Republic and set in Iowa is like:
son what do ya say we head out back and toss the old foreskin around
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Gay stepdad porn filmed in the Czech Republic and set in Iowa is like:
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the public health response to this has to be “close the camps and free them all” and nothing less
5/ “I have already spent more than 60 days waking up eating the same repetitive meals…going to the doctor and that the only thing they tell you is to drink more water and the worst thing is that it seems like the water is what makes people sick here…”
From 12-year-old Ender, detained 60+ days
From 12-year-old Ender, detained 60+ days
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
the public health response to this has to be “close the camps and free them all” and nothing less
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Meats n Ferments Theme Party
Replacing all the condiments for burgers at my Super Bowl party with yogurt, as nature intended.
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Meats n Ferments Theme Party
Idk he seems nice
every four years Gus kenworthy comes out of hiding to terrorize the gay community
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Idk he seems nice
Horse Meat Disco
daycare for dudes
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Horse Meat Disco
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From the same newspaper that published “did feminism fuck up the work place?”, we now have “did feminism fuck up sex?”
The NYT really is desperate to cater to conservative audiences and it’s just getting more obvious and embarrassing.
The NYT really is desperate to cater to conservative audiences and it’s just getting more obvious and embarrassing.
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
From the same newspaper that published “did feminism fuck up the work place?”, we now have “did feminism fuck up sex?”
The NYT really is desperate to cater to conservative audiences and it’s just getting more obvious and embarrassing.
The NYT really is desperate to cater to conservative audiences and it’s just getting more obvious and embarrassing.
Think i haven’t fully processed the “my old boss is prominently featured in the Epstein files and she comes off really seeming like a creep piece of shit” of all of the last couple weeks
February 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Think i haven’t fully processed the “my old boss is prominently featured in the Epstein files and she comes off really seeming like a creep piece of shit” of all of the last couple weeks
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Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. went hunting for dinosaur bones in the Dakotas with child sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
RFK Jr.’s Bizarre Trip With Epstein and Ghislaine Exposed in Files
The trip took place on a Native reservation where collecting fossils without explicit tribal permission is considered looting.
trib.al
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. went hunting for dinosaur bones in the Dakotas with child sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
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This fucking asshole JUST participated in a video about how gay couples shouldn’t be allowed to have children and the NYT is fucking platforming her
Damn, they're really sticking it to all the feminists who said abortion must be legal because men can't get pregnant.
February 6, 2026 at 6:29 PM
This fucking asshole JUST participated in a video about how gay couples shouldn’t be allowed to have children and the NYT is fucking platforming her
The full clip in context is actually so much weirder. McArdle blathers on forever about how “cancel culture has made things weird” bc rock stars used to brag about how they fuck underage girls all the time and now they “have to self censor”
This level of apologia (from Megan McArdle in a podcast with Josh Barro and Ross Douthat) is fucking appalling. Idk what else there is to say.
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
The full clip in context is actually so much weirder. McArdle blathers on forever about how “cancel culture has made things weird” bc rock stars used to brag about how they fuck underage girls all the time and now they “have to self censor”
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Category Is: Night of a Thousand Melissa Gorgas
February 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Category Is: Night of a Thousand Melissa Gorgas
Colleen Hoover, chugging from a bottle of sancerre:
writing a frankly harmful novel
February 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Colleen Hoover, chugging from a bottle of sancerre:
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But it can buy rope!
February 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
But it can buy rope!
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He’s negotiating down with himself. He’s bargaining against his own leverage.
Schumer: "There should be no masks, except in the most unusual of circumstances -- you know, some guy was put up by a terrorist group or something"
February 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
He’s negotiating down with himself. He’s bargaining against his own leverage.
good GOD
Why does Badenoch have rats running around her Westminster abode?
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
good GOD
No lie, how did they get the four dumbest people online to record together
February 5, 2026 at 12:58 PM
No lie, how did they get the four dumbest people online to record together