Matt
@mattyost.bsky.social
Gay lawyer with two cats and a lot of feelings.
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
i dunno if i’m right—or if it matters—but i’m on the side of the cavers did this on their own and schumer’s just a dumbass who has no control of the caucus
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i dunno if i’m right—or if it matters—but i’m on the side of the cavers did this on their own and schumer’s just a dumbass who has no control of the caucus
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
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the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
it’s leg day and they’re playing “it’s raining men” at the gym
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
it’s leg day and they’re playing “it’s raining men” at the gym
it’s officially dry hands season so lemme once again hype this queen
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
it’s officially dry hands season so lemme once again hype this queen
this should not be complicated, and maybe i’m particularly sensitive because i’ve donated a decent amount of money to elect a lefty lesbian to the senate in fucking wisconsin THREE TIMES, but wimpy centrist democrat ≠ “the democrats”
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
this should not be complicated, and maybe i’m particularly sensitive because i’ve donated a decent amount of money to elect a lefty lesbian to the senate in fucking wisconsin THREE TIMES, but wimpy centrist democrat ≠ “the democrats”
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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what star wars really need is a HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER style submarine thriller
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
what star wars really need is a HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER style submarine thriller
need an apple cider donut rn
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
need an apple cider donut rn
feels like this hilary duff song needed a little longer in the oven
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
feels like this hilary duff song needed a little longer in the oven
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Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
if pelosi cut jeffries off at the knees on her way out it would be one more great act of public service from her
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
if pelosi cut jeffries off at the knees on her way out it would be one more great act of public service from her
thinking about the way gene hackman says “foliage” in the birdcage
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
thinking about the way gene hackman says “foliage” in the birdcage
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the sherman antitrust act of 1890:
I hate monopoly so much
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
the sherman antitrust act of 1890:
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Voter data out of Northern Virginia like
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Voter data out of Northern Virginia like
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TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!
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Rep. Kaohly Her won Tuesday’s election over incumbent Mayor Melvin Carter.
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Rep. Kaohly Her won Tuesday’s election over incumbent Mayor Melvin Carter.
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Holy shit, the Prop 50 turnout was massive! NYT projecting 10.6 million votes, CA GOV 2022 was 10.9M votes.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Holy shit, the Prop 50 turnout was massive! NYT projecting 10.6 million votes, CA GOV 2022 was 10.9M votes.
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A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
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Somehow Democrats overcame Karine Jean-Pierre becoming an independent
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Somehow Democrats overcame Karine Jean-Pierre becoming an independent
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now