Matt
@mattyost.bsky.social
Gay lawyer with two cats and a lot of feelings.
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πΈ/π₯: mattyost_
turns out gestapo has always been a perfectly apt term
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
turns out gestapo has always been a perfectly apt term
itβs giving the slap meets big little lies
January 7, 2026 at 4:30 PM
itβs giving the slap meets big little lies
kenneth, iβm doing my kegels right now, what is it?
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
kenneth, iβm doing my kegels right now, what is it?
now if one of you brings me my gym bag we can all shower together
January 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
now if one of you brings me my gym bag we can all shower together
now you all have to look at my good hair for posterity sorry those are the rules
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 PM
now you all have to look at my good hair for posterity sorry those are the rules
we support and encourage it!
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
we support and encourage it!
left my gym bag at home which really undermines my goals of: (1) adding a weekly workout in 2026 and (2) showing my gym crush that iβm having a good hair day
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
left my gym bag at home which really undermines my goals of: (1) adding a weekly workout in 2026 and (2) showing my gym crush that iβm having a good hair day
nothing will ever bring me joy like the ikea monkey and the marionette skeleton dancing to βtemperatureβ like those are childlike levels of bursting elation
January 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
nothing will ever bring me joy like the ikea monkey and the marionette skeleton dancing to βtemperatureβ like those are childlike levels of bursting elation
look at all those chickens
January 7, 2026 at 12:48 PM
look at all those chickens
much love during this just awful time
January 7, 2026 at 12:47 PM
much love during this just awful time
try to do at least two standing desk stretches during the day (10-15 minutes) plus going to the gym and my 90 trips to the kitchen and bathroom
January 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
try to do at least two standing desk stretches during the day (10-15 minutes) plus going to the gym and my 90 trips to the kitchen and bathroom
i had to like this even as an avowed candy corn hater
January 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
i had to like this even as an avowed candy corn hater
the best politician is one who has nothing to lose and if you donβt believe me you should watch tim walzβs scorched earth press avail right now
January 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
the best politician is one who has nothing to lose and if you donβt believe me you should watch tim walzβs scorched earth press avail right now
fiance got a fancy new job and look how hot he looks in his headshot
January 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
fiance got a fancy new job and look how hot he looks in his headshot
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This may be the greatest thing I've ever gotten from the thrift store
January 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
This may be the greatest thing I've ever gotten from the thrift store
personally would like to feel how huge
January 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
personally would like to feel how huge
do missed connections still exist? asking for my gym crush
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
do missed connections still exist? asking for my gym crush
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no pain (au chocolat) no gain
January 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
no pain (au chocolat) no gain
got first in both of my fantasy football leagues ππ»ββοΈπ³οΈβππ
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
got first in both of my fantasy football leagues ππ»ββοΈπ³οΈβππ
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Thinking about how the Taliban hates running Afghanistan because they have to actually show up to work every day instead of shooting guns with their friends.
Dan Bongino has departed FBI, per statement
January 5, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Thinking about how the Taliban hates running Afghanistan because they have to actually show up to work every day instead of shooting guns with their friends.
anyway quick dr. alice mann jump in before klobuchar does get those headlines girl
January 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
anyway quick dr. alice mann jump in before klobuchar does get those headlines girl