Matt
@mattyost.bsky.social
Gay lawyer with two cats and a lot of feelings.
📸/🎥: mattyost_
📸/🎥: mattyost_
i’m one of the drunk ones
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i’m one of the drunk ones
it’s officially dry hands season so lemme once again hype this queen
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
it’s officially dry hands season so lemme once again hype this queen
drink no. 5 - vodka rickey (pls don’t judge me i’m the child of an alcoholic)
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
drink no. 5 - vodka rickey (pls don’t judge me i’m the child of an alcoholic)
drink no. 4 - blue hawaii
November 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
drink no. 4 - blue hawaii
cocktail no. 3 - vodka gimlet
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
cocktail no. 3 - vodka gimlet
cocktail no. 2 - cosmopolitan
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
cocktail no. 2 - cosmopolitan
cocktail no. 1 - lemon drop martini
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
cocktail no. 1 - lemon drop martini
a lion here’s a better pic (and a good sense of the murder in his eyes)
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
a lion here’s a better pic (and a good sense of the murder in his eyes)
i had to lock the cats up because i’m manning the door solo this year but let’s not forget the way they maximized their joint slay last year
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i had to lock the cats up because i’m manning the door solo this year but let’s not forget the way they maximized their joint slay last year
improved by ten seconds
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
improved by ten seconds
received a calendar invite for the meeting where we find out our 2026 health insurance premiums
October 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
received a calendar invite for the meeting where we find out our 2026 health insurance premiums
gm another cool sky. along with silence, cool skies are basically the best reason to get up early.
October 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
gm another cool sky. along with silence, cool skies are basically the best reason to get up early.
yellow curry slop for dinner
October 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
yellow curry slop for dinner
my entire fitness mood board is this photo of me from february 2020
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
my entire fitness mood board is this photo of me from february 2020
winterized the neglected herb garden and this sweet little honeybee wanted one last taste of basil for the road
October 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
winterized the neglected herb garden and this sweet little honeybee wanted one last taste of basil for the road
put my whole alison romanussy into this mushroom soup
October 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
put my whole alison romanussy into this mushroom soup
it’s still dark out when i’m leaving for work but look at this gay lil sky
October 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
it’s still dark out when i’m leaving for work but look at this gay lil sky
*temperature drops below 70 degrees* looks like chili’s back on the menu, boys
October 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
*temperature drops below 70 degrees* looks like chili’s back on the menu, boys
the blondie i’m playing on repeat
October 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
the blondie i’m playing on repeat
barbra loves describing her conquests as “virile”
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
barbra loves describing her conquests as “virile”