M🍊
@mandrn.bsky.social
Mando.
Certified Silly Goose.
I bake 🍪 and I lift 💪
He/him 🏳️🌈♈️👬🔱
Certified Silly Goose.
I bake 🍪 and I lift 💪
He/him 🏳️🌈♈️👬🔱
Had a moment of weakness at the gym today but powered through it and now we're so back.
January 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Had a moment of weakness at the gym today but powered through it and now we're so back.
What are some songs that you feel like you're the most beautiful, fly, hot, and sexy thing in the room? Like taking just one step will turn heads?
Mine include: I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney, 10/10 by Jae Stephens, and Whiplash/ Dirty Work by aespa.
Mine include: I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney, 10/10 by Jae Stephens, and Whiplash/ Dirty Work by aespa.
January 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
What are some songs that you feel like you're the most beautiful, fly, hot, and sexy thing in the room? Like taking just one step will turn heads?
Mine include: I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney, 10/10 by Jae Stephens, and Whiplash/ Dirty Work by aespa.
Mine include: I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney, 10/10 by Jae Stephens, and Whiplash/ Dirty Work by aespa.
Gooning over big bay windows this morning.
January 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Gooning over big bay windows this morning.
Husband bought me a sewing machine for Christmas because I want to make clothes, and with help and guidance from @svenbark.bsky.social, I made my first shirt!! It's not ~perfect~, but I'm v happy with how it turned out! Feels amazing to wear something I made 😁
January 12, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Husband bought me a sewing machine for Christmas because I want to make clothes, and with help and guidance from @svenbark.bsky.social, I made my first shirt!! It's not ~perfect~, but I'm v happy with how it turned out! Feels amazing to wear something I made 😁
Truly a shame that none of my gym crushes are hopelessly in love with me 😔
January 12, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Truly a shame that none of my gym crushes are hopelessly in love with me 😔
How do I get a job where I'm on vacation every day?
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
How do I get a job where I'm on vacation every day?
Puss puss bombshell summer 2026 is coming 😁
January 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Puss puss bombshell summer 2026 is coming 😁
Not a 10 year difference but rather a 1 year difference and some progress was made!!
Jan 2025 —> Jan 2026
Jan 2025 —> Jan 2026
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Not a 10 year difference but rather a 1 year difference and some progress was made!!
Jan 2025 —> Jan 2026
Jan 2025 —> Jan 2026
My ass is too fat for me to have this much anxiety 😩
January 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My ass is too fat for me to have this much anxiety 😩
Been back in San Diego a week and it's cool working out at my old gym and seeing how much progress I've made since I moved away 7 years ago. The equipment has mostly stayed the same, but now I have a better idea of what I'm doing and I'm not afraid of free weights lmao.
January 6, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Been back in San Diego a week and it's cool working out at my old gym and seeing how much progress I've made since I moved away 7 years ago. The equipment has mostly stayed the same, but now I have a better idea of what I'm doing and I'm not afraid of free weights lmao.
God I love Bear Night 🙂↕️
January 5, 2026 at 6:05 AM
God I love Bear Night 🙂↕️
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On the beauty scale that lives in my head this man registers as “luminous”.
Fuck it we ball
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
On the beauty scale that lives in my head this man registers as “luminous”.
I just think that everyone is on their own fitness journey and how people see their own bodies is not anyone else's business.
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I just think that everyone is on their own fitness journey and how people see their own bodies is not anyone else's business.
My new years resolution is to perfect a Bernadette Peters impersonation.
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
My new years resolution is to perfect a Bernadette Peters impersonation.
First workout of the year done, but the lighting was bad by the mirror, so it is with a heavy heart that I will not be posting a photo about it.
January 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
First workout of the year done, but the lighting was bad by the mirror, so it is with a heavy heart that I will not be posting a photo about it.
Started off the year with a (proper) California burrito and that just feels right 😊✨️
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Started off the year with a (proper) California burrito and that just feels right 😊✨️
Missed tbe countdown bc I was yapping 😩
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Missed tbe countdown bc I was yapping 😩
My new years resolution this year is to watch Some Like It Hot.
January 1, 2026 at 6:53 AM
My new years resolution this year is to watch Some Like It Hot.
Walked into the bar and they played Get Outta My Way by Kylie followed by Feedback by Janet and honestly this is the most cunt
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Walked into the bar and they played Get Outta My Way by Kylie followed by Feedback by Janet and honestly this is the most cunt
If the bartender puts a cherry in my tequila soda then baby, my pussy will be poppin!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 AM
If the bartender puts a cherry in my tequila soda then baby, my pussy will be poppin!!
Starting off the night with a disco nap, someone pass me a Celsius STAT!
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Starting off the night with a disco nap, someone pass me a Celsius STAT!
What I love about ~life~ is when there is someone coughing up a lung at the airport gate and then I end up sitting next to them on the plane 🥰
December 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What I love about ~life~ is when there is someone coughing up a lung at the airport gate and then I end up sitting next to them on the plane 🥰
People love to get on a plane and forget how to cover their cough.
December 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
People love to get on a plane and forget how to cover their cough.