Nick from Portland
@nickpdx.bsky.social
laugh at my jokes and tell me I’m hot, please 🥺🏳️🌈 he/they, IG is @nickaltishin for stand-up and other random stuff
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Stop asking “how are you single??” in response to my thirst traps. It clearly must be my personality.
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Stop asking “how are you single??” in response to my thirst traps. It clearly must be my personality.
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I’m thankful for all the vers boys who are just tops for me :)
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’m thankful for all the vers boys who are just tops for me :)
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Anyone else lose attraction to a guy if you don’t like his friend group!
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Anyone else lose attraction to a guy if you don’t like his friend group!
I’m thankful for all the vers boys who are just tops for me :)
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’m thankful for all the vers boys who are just tops for me :)
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no but actually meredith get it together mama
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
no but actually meredith get it together mama
When I say @markpochow.com is my mom I mean like in Grey Gardens.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When I say @markpochow.com is my mom I mean like in Grey Gardens.
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To all the hot oomfs in relationships who liked this post… hi.
Tbh could be used by a couple tonight.
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
To all the hot oomfs in relationships who liked this post… hi.
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Cuffing season and yet I remain uncuffed.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Cuffing season and yet I remain uncuffed.
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she didn’t have to mother so hard, and yet.
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
she didn’t have to mother so hard, and yet.
Take myself on a solo movie date to see Wake Up Dead Man, the new Knives Out movie, or find a friend to join?
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Take myself on a solo movie date to see Wake Up Dead Man, the new Knives Out movie, or find a friend to join?
My coworkers don’t know my socks say “Fruit Cake” on them.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My coworkers don’t know my socks say “Fruit Cake” on them.
Red wine, Muppet Christmas Carol, and cuddling, if you’re interested.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Red wine, Muppet Christmas Carol, and cuddling, if you’re interested.
Idk why but I just can’t imagine the Emerald City has a very good comedy scene.
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Idk why but I just can’t imagine the Emerald City has a very good comedy scene.
Living on the west coast is fun cuz by the time I’ve made my coffee and I’m logging into social media, y’all have already gone through a depression-meme-thirst cycle.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Living on the west coast is fun cuz by the time I’ve made my coffee and I’m logging into social media, y’all have already gone through a depression-meme-thirst cycle.
“You shared To Be Loved by Adele to your Instagram story, so I figured I should check on you.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
“You shared To Be Loved by Adele to your Instagram story, so I figured I should check on you.”
“You’ll be visited by three spirits…”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits…”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
The thing is if you’re kinda of rude to me, even in an attempted sexy dom top way, I will get super turned off.
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The thing is if you’re kinda of rude to me, even in an attempted sexy dom top way, I will get super turned off.
love chocolate, hate most other sweets.
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
love chocolate, hate most other sweets.
Thinking about my mom. (@markpochow.com)
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Thinking about my mom. (@markpochow.com)
me doing stand-up comedy.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
me doing stand-up comedy.
she didn’t have to mother so hard, and yet.
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
she didn’t have to mother so hard, and yet.
Cuffing season and yet I remain uncuffed.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Cuffing season and yet I remain uncuffed.
To all the hot oomfs in relationships who liked this post… hi.
Tbh could be used by a couple tonight.
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
To all the hot oomfs in relationships who liked this post… hi.