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jordan ✨

@jvohmy.bsky.social

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things just keep getting worse so why can’t i? he/him/his | toronto | 🍁🍿🥃🌍🎞️🎲🏖️💥

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jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 3d

stuff the face up

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jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 5d

to anyone hoping to convince me there is a god this october beach day has me feeling very vulnerable to spirituality

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jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 8d

woof thank you 🤭

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jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 8d

miss, for a dollar, rhyme a word

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jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 8d

does this mean you’re holding space for me?

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jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 8d

oh i’m down for the rebrand 😮‍💨

jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 8d

i’m un fucking well

jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 8d

but ur clicking through to watch and that’s all that matters 🩷🩷🩷

jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 9d

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jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 9d

not bestie watching my nudes!!! 🥰

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jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 9d

sorry for keeping my underwear on during #fcf but i’m shy

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jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 9d

randomly on a big Life In Cartoon Motion kick

jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 11d

happy to help with the rehab if needed 😇

jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 12d

another beach week 🥹 God is a generous, kind woman

jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 12d

starting the diplomat solely because i saw that allison janney and bradley whitford will be regulars in season 4

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jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 14d

so ur dad

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jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 14d

morning walks

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jordan ✨ @jvohmy.bsky.social · 14d

the funniest thing a man can do is repost the original release date announcement for a movie that’s been pushed back and say how they’re excited to see it next week even though it now doesn’t release for months