Ranch Devereaux
@thejacko.bsky.social
2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality.
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Boomers I talk to: I still feel 25 where has the time gone???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
Stacie Orrico in 2003: 🎶 there’s gotta be more to life than chasing down every temporary high 🎶
17 yr old Jack: omg so true so true!
::23 years later::
40 yr old Jack: well, actually…
17 yr old Jack: omg so true so true!
::23 years later::
40 yr old Jack: well, actually…
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Stacie Orrico in 2003: 🎶 there’s gotta be more to life than chasing down every temporary high 🎶
17 yr old Jack: omg so true so true!
::23 years later::
40 yr old Jack: well, actually…
17 yr old Jack: omg so true so true!
::23 years later::
40 yr old Jack: well, actually…
Legacy. lol I’ve had it since it came out and was only for college kidz. I basically just go on to see who has died.
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Legacy. lol I’ve had it since it came out and was only for college kidz. I basically just go on to see who has died.
Hybrid nursing home/sanitarium is where I hope to end up!
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Hybrid nursing home/sanitarium is where I hope to end up!
Literally the last place I would ever look for a sense of community
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Literally the last place I would ever look for a sense of community
Why are gay strangers in their 30s/40s trying to Facebook friend request me???? Toots, save that for our seventies!!!
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Why are gay strangers in their 30s/40s trying to Facebook friend request me???? Toots, save that for our seventies!!!
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This is me. I'm sorry. 😭
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
This is me. I'm sorry. 😭
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My students every day, all 9 periods.
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
My students every day, all 9 periods.
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I should have this stamped on my forehead.
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I should have this stamped on my forehead.
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me when meeting new people and they attempt to tell me their names:
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
me when meeting new people and they attempt to tell me their names:
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This, but also if I’m not looking at you it dosent mean I’m not listening does that make sense?
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
This, but also if I’m not looking at you it dosent mean I’m not listening does that make sense?
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me sometimes... sorry but it's true.
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
me sometimes... sorry but it's true.
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Me
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Me
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
Ha I s get to try a sports bra maybe one of these days
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Ha I s get to try a sports bra maybe one of these days
I enjoyed it! I liked it more than I liked a few of the other best picture nominees
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I enjoyed it! I liked it more than I liked a few of the other best picture nominees
To the 4 gay millennials who will get this: I love you, I will die for you
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
To the 4 gay millennials who will get this: I love you, I will die for you
As long as the end result is the same I am OKAY
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
As long as the end result is the same I am OKAY
There’s the backstroke. And there’s the breaststroke. But I think my favorite has to be the trumpstroke.
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
There’s the backstroke. And there’s the breaststroke. But I think my favorite has to be the trumpstroke.
Wait. What? This isn’t you???? Stop. Remove. Unfollow. Unsubscribe.
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Wait. What? This isn’t you???? Stop. Remove. Unfollow. Unsubscribe.
I knooooow omg this is Stockholm syndrome
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I knooooow omg this is Stockholm syndrome
Wait omg does this mean I’m…kinda liking this? I’m officially hive minded oh nooooooos
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Wait omg does this mean I’m…kinda liking this? I’m officially hive minded oh nooooooos
I don’t even watch football and even I can tell
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I don’t even watch football and even I can tell
lol the patriots…
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
lol the patriots…
Ha! I love this so much
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Ha! I love this so much