Ranch Devereaux
@thejacko.bsky.social
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2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality. SF
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“Which of you is the husband and which is the wife?”

Oh, no, that’s not how being gay works. You see, we’re both the baby.
thejacko.bsky.social
We ALL want to look good for our age, maybe shave a few years off, but trying to look DECADES younger than we are…cah-ray-zay. Does she look in the mirror and feel like a different person? Does she feel like she took the substance?
thejacko.bsky.social
Truly madly deeply I have such a hard time understanding the desire or need to look 30 when you’re almost 70. Maybe I’ll understand when I’m 70, but like even now at 40 I most certainly do not want to look - or have people think - I’m 20.
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Kris Jenner shows off blonde hair in a newly shared photo.
thejacko.bsky.social
Sure sure that’s ghost but work with me here okay
thejacko.bsky.social
🎶who’s that ghoul
¿quién es esa fantasma?
who’s that ghoul🎶
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ryrapture.bsky.social
It’s made it incredibly easy to weed out the closet conservatives, so imma keep doing it. You can scroll tho!
thejacko.bsky.social
Girl, who exactly are you sharing these 4000 political posts on your IG stories for?????
thejacko.bsky.social
lol typos are my passion
thejacko.bsky.social
Hahahahah precisely! Share just one more and change your racist uncles homophonic mind!!
thejacko.bsky.social
Girl, who exactly are you sharing these 4000 political posts on your IG stories for?????
thejacko.bsky.social
I’m sorry :-/ maybe she can go back to soaps tho???
thejacko.bsky.social
But no With You??? One of the best ballads ever created!!!
thejacko.bsky.social
Sort of shocked they had her so high usually these type of lairs either have her much much lower or not on it entirely 😡
thejacko.bsky.social
Yeah haim at 50 with that choice was…a decision lol
thejacko.bsky.social
Yeah….idk sometimes im like okay well that’s not really my lane of music so maybe I’m just not supposed to get why that song is so high up
thejacko.bsky.social
Like I’m sorry but how on earth is Gimme More not in there??? I know it’s prob just a FagFave™️ but cmon! Also nothing from Brat?? And pardon me, but WHERE is Mya and her Case of the Ex???
thejacko.bsky.social
Okay, this thot has THOUGHTS, but overall I am not mad (read: fairly pleased tbqh) at most of this list, including the top 10 - but especially - numbers 9, 6, 2, and 1.
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ROLLING STONE RANKS THE 250 GREATEST SONGS OF THE 21st CENTURY SO FAR 🚨
The 250 Greatest Songs of the 21st Century So Far
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thejacko.bsky.social
“Can you hope on a quick Teams call?”

Absolutely not. 2-4 is when I dissociate.
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ditavoncrease.bsky.social
These are my two dogs, Randy and Blue
thejacko.bsky.social
Straight friend is having twin boys and I’m trying my damndest to convince her to name them Sean and Cody
thejacko.bsky.social
Hey! Looks like you’re trying to reply to someone who couldn’t give a fuck! Did you mean to try and reply to someone who cares? If so, might I suggest the one person who follows you?
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Bahahaha I’ll try and use that