Ranch Devereaux
@thejacko.bsky.social
2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality.
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Boomers I talk to: I still feel 25 where has the time gone???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
lol the patriots…
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
lol the patriots…
How I feel watching the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
How I feel watching the Super Bowl
Only pay attention when the football announcers (commentators??) start to sound like they’re about to cum
February 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Only pay attention when the football announcers (commentators??) start to sound like they’re about to cum
Watching the Super Bowl as a non-sports fag…is this what it feels like to be in one of Jigsaw’s traps????
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Watching the Super Bowl as a non-sports fag…is this what it feels like to be in one of Jigsaw’s traps????
Did Charlie Puth turn the national anthem into a Christmas song?????? December is OVER.
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Did Charlie Puth turn the national anthem into a Christmas song?????? December is OVER.
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There will be a lot of movement!
Super Bowel
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
There will be a lot of movement!
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me when my pt has an ostomy
Super Bowel
February 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
me when my pt has an ostomy
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Me after I finish colonoscopy prep:
Super Bowel
February 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Me after I finish colonoscopy prep:
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The Superbowl - me when I've eaten nothing but roughage and beans and waiting for the inevitable drop so I can yell: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The Superbowl - me when I've eaten nothing but roughage and beans and waiting for the inevitable drop so I can yell: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!
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Super bowl! - me when my friends and I get stoned
Super bowl! - me when my friend gets a strike
February 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Super bowl! - me when my friends and I get stoned
Super bowl! - me when my friend gets a strike
February 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Super bowl! - me when my friend gets a strike
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Gays eating buffalo chicken dip:
Super Bowel
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Gays eating buffalo chicken dip:
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me when I’m regular and get my daily fibre intake 😌
Super Bowel
February 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
me when I’m regular and get my daily fibre intake 😌
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Suppable
Soup Bowl
Sue Pa Bull
Sue PA Bull
Chi CA go
choo da doo
tstststsrstststs
Soup Bowl
Sue Pa Bull
Sue PA Bull
Chi CA go
choo da doo
tstststsrstststs
Super Bowel
February 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Suppable
Soup Bowl
Sue Pa Bull
Sue PA Bull
Chi CA go
choo da doo
tstststsrstststs
Soup Bowl
Sue Pa Bull
Sue PA Bull
Chi CA go
choo da doo
tstststsrstststs
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Love language? Babe, it's a great day when I don't go nonverbal
Love language? Babe, I can barely speak English.
February 8, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Love language? Babe, it's a great day when I don't go nonverbal
Love language? Babe, I can barely speak English.
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Love language? Babe, I can barely speak English.
Playing gay guy tour guide
February 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Playing gay guy tour guide
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Knowing this I would definitely not attend. What a way to go out
If you don’t go a drag queen with a bob shows up at your door and shoots you in the head execution style
February 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Knowing this I would definitely not attend. What a way to go out
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I long for the sweet release of execution by bob wigged drag queen
If you don’t go a drag queen with a bob shows up at your door and shoots you in the head execution style
February 7, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I long for the sweet release of execution by bob wigged drag queen
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Ok, but now I’m purposely not going.
If you don’t go a drag queen with a bob shows up at your door and shoots you in the head execution style
February 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Ok, but now I’m purposely not going.
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Eye roll. Find the spaces that make you feel safe and validated and stop judging everyone by your rubric.
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Eye roll. Find the spaces that make you feel safe and validated and stop judging everyone by your rubric.
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*sees a group of muscled gay men in thongs having a good time*
TOXIC! TOXIC!
TOXIC! TOXIC!
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
*sees a group of muscled gay men in thongs having a good time*
TOXIC! TOXIC!
TOXIC! TOXIC!