Ranch Devereaux
@thejacko.bsky.social
2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality.
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Boomers I talk to: I still feel 25 where has the time gone???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
You ever find yourself in a room full of strangers and think to yourself “I wonder if anyone here has ever killed someone?????”
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
You ever find yourself in a room full of strangers and think to yourself “I wonder if anyone here has ever killed someone?????”
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Honestly I love Call Your Girlfriend so much
Robyn
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Dancing on my Own
Actual gay anthem: Call Your Girlfriend
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Dancing on my Own
Actual gay anthem: Call Your Girlfriend
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Honestly I love Call Your Girlfriend so much
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As someone who replayed Gimme More multiple Tams since 2006, hell yeah ❤️
Britney
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Toxic
Actual gay anthem: Gimme More
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Toxic
Actual gay anthem: Gimme More
February 13, 2026 at 12:09 PM
As someone who replayed Gimme More multiple Tams since 2006, hell yeah ❤️
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JUSTICE FOR ALL NITE!
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
JUSTICE FOR ALL NITE!
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This is sooo true…
Same is true of Britney fans vs Non Britney fans… most Britney fans are kinda meh on Toxic and obsessed with Gimme more
Same is true of Britney fans vs Non Britney fans… most Britney fans are kinda meh on Toxic and obsessed with Gimme more
Britney
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Toxic
Actual gay anthem: Gimme More
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Toxic
Actual gay anthem: Gimme More
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
This is sooo true…
Same is true of Britney fans vs Non Britney fans… most Britney fans are kinda meh on Toxic and obsessed with Gimme more
Same is true of Britney fans vs Non Britney fans… most Britney fans are kinda meh on Toxic and obsessed with Gimme more
Every pop diva has a hit song that straight people love and think is also beloved by gay people, but actually the gays have their own go-to hit from said pop girlie.
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Every pop diva has a hit song that straight people love and think is also beloved by gay people, but actually the gays have their own go-to hit from said pop girlie.
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No no this is a valid thing to check
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
No no this is a valid thing to check
Playing the last 2 minutes of Bugonia on repeat as a morning pick-me-up
February 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Playing the last 2 minutes of Bugonia on repeat as a morning pick-me-up
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LMAOOOOO NOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
LMAOOOOO NOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I’m officially a terrible person because this made me laugh…
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
I’m officially a terrible person because this made me laugh…
Something about famous, wealthy people asking for fans to help with their gofundme will never sit right with me.
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Something about famous, wealthy people asking for fans to help with their gofundme will never sit right with me.
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I laughed more than I should at this--
February 11, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I laughed more than I should at this--
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IYKYK
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
IYKYK
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It says something weird about my life that this is how I find out
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
It says something weird about my life that this is how I find out
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I don't want to wait for our lives to be over 😭
February 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over 😭
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This is indeed how I found out.
If this is how you found out James Van Der Beek died I am truly sorry
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
This is indeed how I found out.
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This is how I found out, btw
February 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
This is how I found out, btw
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You fags better lower the pride flags to half mast when 50 Load Weekend Dawson does pass
February 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
You fags better lower the pride flags to half mast when 50 Load Weekend Dawson does pass
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This is how I found out.
February 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
This is how I found out.
My brain. It is, how you say, broken?
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
My brain. It is, how you say, broken?
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Dichotomy
Netflix’s Queer Eye did the unthinkable task of helping straight people become less homophobic while simultaneously making gay people more homophobic.
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Dichotomy
Netflix’s Queer Eye did the unthinkable task of helping straight people become less homophobic while simultaneously making gay people more homophobic.
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Netflix’s Queer Eye did the unthinkable task of helping straight people become less homophobic while simultaneously making gay people more homophobic.
Can someone explain to me in the most simple of terms, because I am dumb dumb stupid head, what exactly is the difference between a search engine and AI???
February 11, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Can someone explain to me in the most simple of terms, because I am dumb dumb stupid head, what exactly is the difference between a search engine and AI???
I wonder what it says about me that I sneeze exactly two times immediately after consuming dark chocolate.
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I wonder what it says about me that I sneeze exactly two times immediately after consuming dark chocolate.