Ranch Devereaux
@thejacko.bsky.social
2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality.
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Boomers I talk to: I still feel 25 where has the time gone???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
Playing the last 2 minutes of Bugonia on repeat as a morning pick-me-up
February 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Playing the last 2 minutes of Bugonia on repeat as a morning pick-me-up
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LMAOOOOO NOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
LMAOOOOO NOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I’m officially a terrible person because this made me laugh…
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
I’m officially a terrible person because this made me laugh…
Something about famous, wealthy people asking for fans to help with their gofundme will never sit right with me.
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Something about famous, wealthy people asking for fans to help with their gofundme will never sit right with me.
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I laughed more than I should at this--
February 11, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I laughed more than I should at this--
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IYKYK
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
IYKYK
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It says something weird about my life that this is how I find out
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
It says something weird about my life that this is how I find out
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I don't want to wait for our lives to be over 😭
February 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over 😭
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This is indeed how I found out.
If this is how you found out James Van Der Beek died I am truly sorry
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
This is indeed how I found out.
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This is how I found out, btw
February 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
This is how I found out, btw
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You fags better lower the pride flags to half mast when 50 Load Weekend Dawson does pass
February 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
You fags better lower the pride flags to half mast when 50 Load Weekend Dawson does pass
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This is how I found out.
February 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
This is how I found out.
My brain. It is, how you say, broken?
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
My brain. It is, how you say, broken?
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Dichotomy
Netflix’s Queer Eye did the unthinkable task of helping straight people become less homophobic while simultaneously making gay people more homophobic.
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Dichotomy
Netflix’s Queer Eye did the unthinkable task of helping straight people become less homophobic while simultaneously making gay people more homophobic.
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Netflix’s Queer Eye did the unthinkable task of helping straight people become less homophobic while simultaneously making gay people more homophobic.
Can someone explain to me in the most simple of terms, because I am dumb dumb stupid head, what exactly is the difference between a search engine and AI???
February 11, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Can someone explain to me in the most simple of terms, because I am dumb dumb stupid head, what exactly is the difference between a search engine and AI???
I wonder what it says about me that I sneeze exactly two times immediately after consuming dark chocolate.
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I wonder what it says about me that I sneeze exactly two times immediately after consuming dark chocolate.
This Saturday BTW 🥰
February 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
This Saturday BTW 🥰
Stacie Orrico in 2003: 🎶 there’s gotta be more to life than chasing down every temporary high 🎶
17 yr old Jack: omg so true so true!
::23 years later::
40 yr old Jack: well, actually…
17 yr old Jack: omg so true so true!
::23 years later::
40 yr old Jack: well, actually…
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Stacie Orrico in 2003: 🎶 there’s gotta be more to life than chasing down every temporary high 🎶
17 yr old Jack: omg so true so true!
::23 years later::
40 yr old Jack: well, actually…
17 yr old Jack: omg so true so true!
::23 years later::
40 yr old Jack: well, actually…
Why are gay strangers in their 30s/40s trying to Facebook friend request me???? Toots, save that for our seventies!!!
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Why are gay strangers in their 30s/40s trying to Facebook friend request me???? Toots, save that for our seventies!!!
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This is me. I'm sorry. 😭
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
This is me. I'm sorry. 😭
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My students every day, all 9 periods.
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
My students every day, all 9 periods.
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I should have this stamped on my forehead.
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I should have this stamped on my forehead.
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me when meeting new people and they attempt to tell me their names:
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
me when meeting new people and they attempt to tell me their names: