Ranch Devereaux
@thejacko.bsky.social
2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality.
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Boomers I talk to: I still feel 25 where has the time gone???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
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I have a psychology degree
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I have a psychology degree
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I’m very persistent. In pursuing friendships because I get attached to people easily so I interact with them a lot, or talking about my interests and delving into those, or I feel very passionate about an issue and I won’t stop talking about it. Asking questions, checking in, etc.
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I’m very persistent. In pursuing friendships because I get attached to people easily so I interact with them a lot, or talking about my interests and delving into those, or I feel very passionate about an issue and I won’t stop talking about it. Asking questions, checking in, etc.
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Because there’s a small part of me that does actually believe that I never have been nor ever will be wrong about anything and I can’t always keep that part of me quiet.
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Because there’s a small part of me that does actually believe that I never have been nor ever will be wrong about anything and I can’t always keep that part of me quiet.
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I grew up feeling very silenced now I can’t shut up
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I grew up feeling very silenced now I can’t shut up
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Because I'm a gremlin and live to make the normies uncomfortable
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Because I'm a gremlin and live to make the normies uncomfortable
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Well you see,
I’m an only child who’s desperate to be loved by people outside of my family but that desperation leads to me going too far and trying too hard with everything
I’m an only child who’s desperate to be loved by people outside of my family but that desperation leads to me going too far and trying too hard with everything
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Well you see,
I’m an only child who’s desperate to be loved by people outside of my family but that desperation leads to me going too far and trying too hard with everything
I’m an only child who’s desperate to be loved by people outside of my family but that desperation leads to me going too far and trying too hard with everything
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Proud to say I'm not 💖
February 13, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Proud to say I'm not 💖
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I was just born this way
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I was just born this way
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My therapist is still trying to figure this out.
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM
My therapist is still trying to figure this out.
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Unresolved childhood trauma, same as everybody else.
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Unresolved childhood trauma, same as everybody else.
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I practice in front of a mirror.
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I practice in front of a mirror.
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Youngest sibling
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Youngest sibling
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A real conversation...
Husbear: Why are you such a sarcastic ass?
Me: You've met my mother. You do the genetic math!
Husbear: Why are you such a sarcastic ass?
Me: You've met my mother. You do the genetic math!
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
A real conversation...
Husbear: Why are you such a sarcastic ass?
Me: You've met my mother. You do the genetic math!
Husbear: Why are you such a sarcastic ass?
Me: You've met my mother. You do the genetic math!
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Me to me in the bar bathroom mirror
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Me to me in the bar bathroom mirror
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I think about this when I’m on the subway
You ever find yourself in a room full of strangers and think to yourself “I wonder if anyone here has ever killed someone?????”
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I think about this when I’m on the subway
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new intrusive thought for tonight’s dark room 👀
You ever find yourself in a room full of strangers and think to yourself “I wonder if anyone here has ever killed someone?????”
February 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
new intrusive thought for tonight’s dark room 👀
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me to me:
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
me to me:
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Me all day today
People need to stop being annoying and leave me TF alone
People need to stop being annoying and leave me TF alone
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Me all day today
People need to stop being annoying and leave me TF alone
People need to stop being annoying and leave me TF alone
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Only my therapist knows that
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Only my therapist knows that
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
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I think i know enough of those. 🤪
You ever find yourself in a room full of strangers and think to yourself “I wonder if anyone here has ever killed someone?????”
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I think i know enough of those. 🤪
You ever find yourself in a room full of strangers and think to yourself “I wonder if anyone here has ever killed someone?????”
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
You ever find yourself in a room full of strangers and think to yourself “I wonder if anyone here has ever killed someone?????”
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Honestly I love Call Your Girlfriend so much
Robyn
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Dancing on my Own
Actual gay anthem: Call Your Girlfriend
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Dancing on my Own
Actual gay anthem: Call Your Girlfriend
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Honestly I love Call Your Girlfriend so much