Ranch Devereaux
@thejacko.bsky.social
2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality.
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Boomers I talk to: I still feel 25 where has the time gone???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
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an old man was mean mugging me at brunch this morning for wearing heels and nails and i thought he was wallpaper at first ✨🙂↔️✨
The ugliest straight man will give you the stank eye for dressing faggy and it’s like I did not even notice you until now I thought you were a bug
February 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
an old man was mean mugging me at brunch this morning for wearing heels and nails and i thought he was wallpaper at first ✨🙂↔️✨
tank top matches the weather (not pictured)
shorts match my soul (also not pictured)
shorts match my soul (also not pictured)
February 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
tank top matches the weather (not pictured)
shorts match my soul (also not pictured)
shorts match my soul (also not pictured)
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The Abortion Remix #TheGays® #JizIsMyName
February 15, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The Abortion Remix #TheGays® #JizIsMyName
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The ugliest straight man will give you the stank eye for dressing faggy and it’s like I did not even notice you until now I thought you were a bug
February 15, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The ugliest straight man will give you the stank eye for dressing faggy and it’s like I did not even notice you until now I thought you were a bug
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Me, at the clinic: “Hi. I have a note from my mom saying it’s ok.”
Abortions should be legal up until the 1300th week.
February 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Me, at the clinic: “Hi. I have a note from my mom saying it’s ok.”
Abortions should be legal up until the 1300th week.
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Abortions should be legal up until the 1300th week.
I am 40 years old and only just now learning that “lifetime warranty” does not, in fact, mean MY lifetime, but the *expected* lifetime of the product.
February 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I am 40 years old and only just now learning that “lifetime warranty” does not, in fact, mean MY lifetime, but the *expected* lifetime of the product.
but also Happy VALentines Day to those who celebrate (the 4 of us!)
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
but also Happy VALentines Day to those who celebrate (the 4 of us!)
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You could pick me up, but you're not gonna be around to drop me off.
Wakey wakey Bluesky boyfriend bebes! Happy Valentine’s Day - you’re all truly to die for 🤗 🥰
February 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
You could pick me up, but you're not gonna be around to drop me off.
just a widdle guy with even widdler aspirations
February 14, 2026 at 6:11 PM
just a widdle guy with even widdler aspirations
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This is the type of content I crave!! 💕
Wakey wakey Bluesky boyfriend bebes! Happy Valentine’s Day - you’re all truly to die for 🤗 🥰
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
This is the type of content I crave!! 💕
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The scream I let out
Wakey wakey Bluesky boyfriend bebes! Happy Valentine’s Day - you’re all truly to die for 🤗 🥰
February 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The scream I let out
Wakey wakey Bluesky boyfriend bebes! Happy Valentine’s Day - you’re all truly to die for 🤗 🥰
February 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Wakey wakey Bluesky boyfriend bebes! Happy Valentine’s Day - you’re all truly to die for 🤗 🥰
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I have a psychology degree
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I have a psychology degree
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I’m very persistent. In pursuing friendships because I get attached to people easily so I interact with them a lot, or talking about my interests and delving into those, or I feel very passionate about an issue and I won’t stop talking about it. Asking questions, checking in, etc.
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I’m very persistent. In pursuing friendships because I get attached to people easily so I interact with them a lot, or talking about my interests and delving into those, or I feel very passionate about an issue and I won’t stop talking about it. Asking questions, checking in, etc.
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Because there’s a small part of me that does actually believe that I never have been nor ever will be wrong about anything and I can’t always keep that part of me quiet.
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Because there’s a small part of me that does actually believe that I never have been nor ever will be wrong about anything and I can’t always keep that part of me quiet.
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I grew up feeling very silenced now I can’t shut up
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I grew up feeling very silenced now I can’t shut up
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Because I'm a gremlin and live to make the normies uncomfortable
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Because I'm a gremlin and live to make the normies uncomfortable
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Well you see,
I’m an only child who’s desperate to be loved by people outside of my family but that desperation leads to me going too far and trying too hard with everything
I’m an only child who’s desperate to be loved by people outside of my family but that desperation leads to me going too far and trying too hard with everything
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Well you see,
I’m an only child who’s desperate to be loved by people outside of my family but that desperation leads to me going too far and trying too hard with everything
I’m an only child who’s desperate to be loved by people outside of my family but that desperation leads to me going too far and trying too hard with everything
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Proud to say I'm not 💖
February 13, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Proud to say I'm not 💖
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I was just born this way
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I was just born this way
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My therapist is still trying to figure this out.
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM
My therapist is still trying to figure this out.
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Unresolved childhood trauma, same as everybody else.
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Unresolved childhood trauma, same as everybody else.
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