Ranch Devereaux
@thejacko.bsky.social
2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality.
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We need to get back to our roots and start sacrificing people to volcanoes again
Monthly AMC A-List price: $28
Amount of movies I saw: $120
Amount of movies I saw: $120
a man wearing a fur coat and sunglasses is driving a car .
Alt: a man wearing a fur coat and sunglasses is driving a car ie joanne the scammer
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November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Monthly AMC A-List price: $28
Amount of movies I saw: $120
Amount of movies I saw: $120
I don’t know quite how to explain it, but I feel like if I were a father it would look a lot like how Linda Belcher is a mother
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I don’t know quite how to explain it, but I feel like if I were a father it would look a lot like how Linda Belcher is a mother
Oh. Okay. So I see today is the day EVERYONE is going to get on my last god damn nerve. Got it. Great.
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Oh. Okay. So I see today is the day EVERYONE is going to get on my last god damn nerve. Got it. Great.
It’s v funny when a friend comes up to me at the gym or at a party and is like omg when I walked in I saw this super hot guy and was like who is that and then I realized oh it’s just you Jack 🙄
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It’s v funny when a friend comes up to me at the gym or at a party and is like omg when I walked in I saw this super hot guy and was like who is that and then I realized oh it’s just you Jack 🙄
Drug dealers should also offer Black Friday sales
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Drug dealers should also offer Black Friday sales
Still thinking about when I saw the first Wicked, knowing almost nothing about it aside from what I saw in the trailer, and the entire time I was like yeah no shit she’s bad her name is Madam Horrible
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Still thinking about when I saw the first Wicked, knowing almost nothing about it aside from what I saw in the trailer, and the entire time I was like yeah no shit she’s bad her name is Madam Horrible
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😂 😂 😂
Me as a DJ:
Make some noise if y’all wanna hear that Golden Girls theme song again!!!!
*plays the theme song to Golden Girls for the 411th time regardless*
Make some noise if y’all wanna hear that Golden Girls theme song again!!!!
*plays the theme song to Golden Girls for the 411th time regardless*
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
😂 😂 😂
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I’m definitely looking at the cat 🐈⬛ 🤤
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m definitely looking at the cat 🐈⬛ 🤤
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Just me that still reads this in a terrible French accent?
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just me that still reads this in a terrible French accent?
Me as a DJ:
Make some noise if y’all wanna hear that Golden Girls theme song again!!!!
*plays the theme song to Golden Girls for the 411th time regardless*
Make some noise if y’all wanna hear that Golden Girls theme song again!!!!
*plays the theme song to Golden Girls for the 411th time regardless*
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Me as a DJ:
Make some noise if y’all wanna hear that Golden Girls theme song again!!!!
*plays the theme song to Golden Girls for the 411th time regardless*
Make some noise if y’all wanna hear that Golden Girls theme song again!!!!
*plays the theme song to Golden Girls for the 411th time regardless*
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I know whose house I'm not going to
Here’s a quick baking tip: if your recipe calls for buttermilk, but you don’t have any, mixing equal parts laundry detergent and fabric softener can act as a substitute. Follow me for more holiday dessert hacks and tricks this season.
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I know whose house I'm not going to
Okay, but if you’re my friend then why are you so mean to me?????
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Okay, but if you’re my friend then why are you so mean to me?????
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ChatGPT trying to convince me to kms:
Here’s a quick baking tip: if your recipe calls for buttermilk, but you don’t have any, mixing equal parts laundry detergent and fabric softener can act as a substitute. Follow me for more holiday dessert hacks and tricks this season.
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
ChatGPT trying to convince me to kms:
Here’s a quick baking tip: if your recipe calls for buttermilk, but you don’t have any, mixing equal parts laundry detergent and fabric softener can act as a substitute. Follow me for more holiday dessert hacks and tricks this season.
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Here’s a quick baking tip: if your recipe calls for buttermilk, but you don’t have any, mixing equal parts laundry detergent and fabric softener can act as a substitute. Follow me for more holiday dessert hacks and tricks this season.
I got a haircut if you even caircut
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I got a haircut if you even caircut
What day is it??
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What day is it??
6’8”!!!!! in what world?!? el OH el
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
6’8”!!!!! in what world?!? el OH el
I feel like I have gotten slightly hotter each year since my 20’s so by the time I’m 70 I am going to be so fucking hot I just know it
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I feel like I have gotten slightly hotter each year since my 20’s so by the time I’m 70 I am going to be so fucking hot I just know it
gaslight gatekeep girlboss
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
gaslight gatekeep girlboss
Do you know what it’s like to almost be 40 and burn the roof of your mouth on a pizza lunchable you microwaved for dinner???????
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Do you know what it’s like to almost be 40 and burn the roof of your mouth on a pizza lunchable you microwaved for dinner???????
Sweat-er Weather 🥵
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Sweat-er Weather 🥵
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So is Perfect Blue. Watch it with the kids
I need to get ahead of the discourse this year - especially with such a controversial opinion - but I just wanna state that A Muppet Christmas Carol is, in fact, a Christmas movie.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
So is Perfect Blue. Watch it with the kids