Ranch Devereaux
@thejacko.bsky.social
2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality.
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Boomers I talk to: I still feel 25 where has the time gone???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
Ha! Touché. Okay so do you wonder if anyone *else* in the room has killed a person???
February 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Ha! Touché. Okay so do you wonder if anyone *else* in the room has killed a person???
I’m currently at the gym and suspiciously eyeing everyone hmmmmm 🧐
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I’m currently at the gym and suspiciously eyeing everyone hmmmmm 🧐
You ever find yourself in a room full of strangers and think to yourself “I wonder if anyone here has ever killed someone?????”
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
You ever find yourself in a room full of strangers and think to yourself “I wonder if anyone here has ever killed someone?????”
I’m glad a lamb was able to add to this because I was like…racking my brain but I just don’t have the Mariah knowledge of her discography
February 13, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I’m glad a lamb was able to add to this because I was like…racking my brain but I just don’t have the Mariah knowledge of her discography
A perfect song, a perfect video.
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
A perfect song, a perfect video.
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Honestly I love Call Your Girlfriend so much
Robyn
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Dancing on my Own
Actual gay anthem: Call Your Girlfriend
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Dancing on my Own
Actual gay anthem: Call Your Girlfriend
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Honestly I love Call Your Girlfriend so much
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As someone who replayed Gimme More multiple Tams since 2006, hell yeah ❤️
Britney
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Toxic
Actual gay anthem: Gimme More
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Toxic
Actual gay anthem: Gimme More
February 13, 2026 at 12:09 PM
As someone who replayed Gimme More multiple Tams since 2006, hell yeah ❤️
At least I’m not alone lol
February 13, 2026 at 1:29 AM
At least I’m not alone lol
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JUSTICE FOR ALL NITE!
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
JUSTICE FOR ALL NITE!
Most Britney stans ARE fags in all fairness tho lol
February 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Most Britney stans ARE fags in all fairness tho lol
Curious as to what your first is!
February 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Curious as to what your first is!
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This is sooo true…
Same is true of Britney fans vs Non Britney fans… most Britney fans are kinda meh on Toxic and obsessed with Gimme more
Same is true of Britney fans vs Non Britney fans… most Britney fans are kinda meh on Toxic and obsessed with Gimme more
Britney
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Toxic
Actual gay anthem: Gimme More
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Toxic
Actual gay anthem: Gimme More
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
This is sooo true…
Same is true of Britney fans vs Non Britney fans… most Britney fans are kinda meh on Toxic and obsessed with Gimme more
Same is true of Britney fans vs Non Britney fans… most Britney fans are kinda meh on Toxic and obsessed with Gimme more
Omg this made me LOL I love you
February 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Omg this made me LOL I love you
Feedback was actually my backup choice! lol
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Feedback was actually my backup choice! lol
Janet
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Together Again
Actual gay anthem: All Night (Don’t Stop)
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Together Again
Actual gay anthem: All Night (Don’t Stop)
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Janet
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Together Again
Actual gay anthem: All Night (Don’t Stop)
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Together Again
Actual gay anthem: All Night (Don’t Stop)
Madonna
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Vogue
Actual gay anthem: Hung Up
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Vogue
Actual gay anthem: Hung Up
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Madonna
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Vogue
Actual gay anthem: Hung Up
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Vogue
Actual gay anthem: Hung Up
Gaga
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Born This Way
Actual gay anthem: Judas
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Born This Way
Actual gay anthem: Judas
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Gaga
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Born This Way
Actual gay anthem: Judas
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Born This Way
Actual gay anthem: Judas
Britney
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Toxic
Actual gay anthem: Gimme More
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Toxic
Actual gay anthem: Gimme More
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Britney
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Toxic
Actual gay anthem: Gimme More
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Toxic
Actual gay anthem: Gimme More
Robyn
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Dancing on my Own
Actual gay anthem: Call Your Girlfriend
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Dancing on my Own
Actual gay anthem: Call Your Girlfriend
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Robyn
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Dancing on my Own
Actual gay anthem: Call Your Girlfriend
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: Dancing on my Own
Actual gay anthem: Call Your Girlfriend
Whitney
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: I Wanna Dance With Somebody
Actual gay anthem: How Will I Know
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: I Wanna Dance With Somebody
Actual gay anthem: How Will I Know
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Whitney
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: I Wanna Dance With Somebody
Actual gay anthem: How Will I Know
Popular anthem straights think gays agree with them on: I Wanna Dance With Somebody
Actual gay anthem: How Will I Know
Every pop diva has a hit song that straight people love and think is also beloved by gay people, but actually the gays have their own go-to hit from said pop girlie.
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Every pop diva has a hit song that straight people love and think is also beloved by gay people, but actually the gays have their own go-to hit from said pop girlie.
I give you credit for believing them when they say they’re broke. But also like not to be a bitch but adjust your lifestyle. They don’t wanna sell their house? Downsize? Like idk it just all feels really fishy
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I give you credit for believing them when they say they’re broke. But also like not to be a bitch but adjust your lifestyle. They don’t wanna sell their house? Downsize? Like idk it just all feels really fishy
Hmmmmmmm well at any rate still feels icky!
February 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Hmmmmmmm well at any rate still feels icky!
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No no this is a valid thing to check
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
No no this is a valid thing to check
Playing the last 2 minutes of Bugonia on repeat as a morning pick-me-up
February 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Playing the last 2 minutes of Bugonia on repeat as a morning pick-me-up