Ranch Devereaux
@thejacko.bsky.social
2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality.
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Boomers I talk to: I still feel 25 where has the time gone???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
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This is me. I'm sorry. 😭
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
This is me. I'm sorry. 😭
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My students every day, all 9 periods.
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
My students every day, all 9 periods.
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I should have this stamped on my forehead.
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I should have this stamped on my forehead.
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me when meeting new people and they attempt to tell me their names:
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
me when meeting new people and they attempt to tell me their names:
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This, but also if I’m not looking at you it dosent mean I’m not listening does that make sense?
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
This, but also if I’m not looking at you it dosent mean I’m not listening does that make sense?
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me sometimes... sorry but it's true.
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
me sometimes... sorry but it's true.
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Me
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Me
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.
There’s the backstroke. And there’s the breaststroke. But I think my favorite has to be the trumpstroke.
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
There’s the backstroke. And there’s the breaststroke. But I think my favorite has to be the trumpstroke.
lol the patriots…
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
lol the patriots…
How I feel watching the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
How I feel watching the Super Bowl
Only pay attention when the football announcers (commentators??) start to sound like they’re about to cum
February 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Only pay attention when the football announcers (commentators??) start to sound like they’re about to cum
Watching the Super Bowl as a non-sports fag…is this what it feels like to be in one of Jigsaw’s traps????
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Watching the Super Bowl as a non-sports fag…is this what it feels like to be in one of Jigsaw’s traps????
Did Charlie Puth turn the national anthem into a Christmas song?????? December is OVER.
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Did Charlie Puth turn the national anthem into a Christmas song?????? December is OVER.
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There will be a lot of movement!
Super Bowel
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
There will be a lot of movement!
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me when my pt has an ostomy
Super Bowel
February 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
me when my pt has an ostomy
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Me after I finish colonoscopy prep:
Super Bowel
February 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Me after I finish colonoscopy prep:
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The Superbowl - me when I've eaten nothing but roughage and beans and waiting for the inevitable drop so I can yell: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The Superbowl - me when I've eaten nothing but roughage and beans and waiting for the inevitable drop so I can yell: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!
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Super bowl! - me when my friends and I get stoned
Super bowl! - me when my friend gets a strike
February 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Super bowl! - me when my friends and I get stoned
Super bowl! - me when my friend gets a strike
February 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Super bowl! - me when my friend gets a strike
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Gays eating buffalo chicken dip:
Super Bowel
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Gays eating buffalo chicken dip:
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me when I’m regular and get my daily fibre intake 😌
Super Bowel
February 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
me when I’m regular and get my daily fibre intake 😌