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Ranch Devereaux

@thejacko.bsky.social

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2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality. SF

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 27d

“Which of you is the husband and which is the wife?”

Oh, no, that’s not how being gay works. You see, we’re both the baby.

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 6h

Sort of shocked they had her so high usually these type of lairs either have her much much lower or not on it entirely 😡

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah haim at 50 with that choice was…a decision lol

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah….idk sometimes im like okay well that’s not really my lane of music so maybe I’m just not supposed to get why that song is so high up

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 7h

Like I’m sorry but how on earth is Gimme More not in there??? I know it’s prob just a FagFave™️ but cmon! Also nothing from Brat?? And pardon me, but WHERE is Mya and her Case of the Ex???

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 7h

Okay, this thot has THOUGHTS, but overall I am not mad (read: fairly pleased tbqh) at most of this list, including the top 10 - but especially - numbers 9, 6, 2, and 1.

Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 20h

ROLLING STONE RANKS THE 250 GREATEST SONGS OF THE 21st CENTURY SO FAR 🚨

The 250 Greatest Songs of the 21st Century So Far

bit.ly

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 9h

Def not lol

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 11h

“Can you hope on a quick Teams call?”

Absolutely not. 2-4 is when I dissociate.

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Leo! @ditavoncrease.bsky.social · 16h

These are my two dogs, Randy and Blue

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 18h

Straight friend is having twin boys and I’m trying my damndest to convince her to name them Sean and Cody

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 14h

Hey! Looks like you’re trying to reply to someone who couldn’t give a fuck! Did you mean to try and reply to someone who cares? If so, might I suggest the one person who follows you?

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 17h

Bahahaha I’ll try and use that

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 17h

lol ridiculous!! Ha

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Brian 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @bpdreview.bsky.social · 17h

If you know you know

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 18h

Straight friend is having twin boys and I’m trying my damndest to convince her to name them Sean and Cody

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 17h

Hahahaha I love both these options!!!

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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 18h

Periodic reminder that I *really* wanted to name my boy/girl twins Anne and Eliot.

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 18h

Straight friend is having twin boys and I’m trying my damndest to convince her to name them Sean and Cody

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 18h

Start the documentary filming NOW lol does a name dictate fate?? Let’s find ooouuuuttttt

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 18h

And how did that work out for her???? Lol

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 18h

These are my twins, Dawson and Fifty

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 18h

Straight friend is having twin boys and I’m trying my damndest to convince her to name them Sean and Cody

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The BOO!dness @thebadness.bsky.social · 1d

Seconded, by another one who remembers the mid 90's..

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

I hope our country gets out of this extremely uncool faux-alpha loser podcast era because it is the dumbest and I say that as someone who remembers the mid 90’s

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 21h

This is good to hear!!!!!

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

I hope our country gets out of this extremely uncool faux-alpha loser podcast era because it is the dumbest and I say that as someone who remembers the mid 90’s

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

Like they are all such little dingleberries. Sorry you’re too ugly for Hollywood, and too annoying for a normal real world person job, but somehow politics is where you can go and wield power as the most unlikable walking talking wet fart????

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

Political violence is bad blah blah blah yeah whatever but you know what we all *should* be doing? Bullying and making fun of all these loser politicians in public - like if I saw Mitch McConnell shopping I would just point and laugh and be like hey Mitch why are you buying such a large cucumber???

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

I’d say so! And if not, well then I’m fucked

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

If the Supreme Court overturns bans on conversion therapy (empirically shown to be actively detrimental/harmful to participants, as well as not at all effective), then why not start a therapy where one uses conversion techniques to turn straight, lame, religious people queer - call it kuntversion

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