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zoneleft.bsky.social
Over-subscribed power lineup
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
zoneleft.bsky.social
I can see Cookie Monster having common cause with Chicago pizza
noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
zoneleft.bsky.social
Do you think there’s enough brain left for that?
zoneleft.bsky.social
Don’t think that’s the exact meaning here
zoneleft.bsky.social
It’s 16 degrees there today!
zoneleft.bsky.social
“I am requesting eleventy billion dollars to prove Antifa is behind all the weird crap Trump posts on Truth Social that is inconvenient for either his base or his administration’s court cases.

I am an expert in this because I watch YouTube and am ideologically behind Trump.”

You’re welcome
zoneleft.bsky.social
With the number of messages I block purporting to be from Robert Reich, he’s either out getting his slice or is one of the most impersonated people on the planet.
thetnholler.bsky.social
Thinking this is wrong and untenable isn’t radical.

Thinking it isn’t, is.
zoneleft.bsky.social
Apparently they’re switching next year. Adidas is totally fine for not football, but its football stuff has always been a cut below.
zoneleft.bsky.social
Oh crap they’re switching to Adidas? Tear away names becoming popular on TikTok
zoneleft.bsky.social
People really like to read the headlines and extrapolate whatever will get them mad.

It’s also the standard with the NYTimes
zoneleft.bsky.social
We all know about the pizza
zoneleft.bsky.social
I assume you don’t fire Franklin this early unless you’re really confident in the next step. For all Franklin’s game management faults things there aren’t many better at running a program and that’s 85% of the battle in college
zoneleft.bsky.social
You could also just write the opinion faster. This could be done in a couple weeks
zoneleft.bsky.social
They weren’t going to pay the laid off employees during the shutdown either.

They could also have introduced a bill to fund military salaries! It would have sailed through
zoneleft.bsky.social
“Souping” is the kind of thing you look up in private browsing destroying your search history isn’t worth it for something I think I get close enough to by guessing
zoneleft.bsky.social
The only way that dude was eating a sandwich was intravenously.
zoneleft.bsky.social
Big 10 and SEC are miles ahead of everyone else in terms of depth. Miami might be the best team this year, but 3-12 in the ACC probably loses 80% of the time to its Big 10 or SEC counterpart
zoneleft.bsky.social
Fixing the cat helps the pet population. Bob Barker told us that for years
zoneleft.bsky.social
Giving ambassador positions to elderly senators at gunpoint seems wise, tbh
zoneleft.bsky.social
Have a bunch of first round picks and let them be them?
zoneleft.bsky.social
Worse ideas. I’m still planning on Larry Ellison getting Minter blackballed from the NFL
zoneleft.bsky.social
Are you the white kid?
zoneleft.bsky.social
Michigan is getting beat up front. The edges are getting sealed and the line isn’t getting pressure quickly enough to offset USC’s passing. I don’t know about play calling but it sure seems like the players are getting whooped in a way we haven’t seen recently
zoneleft.bsky.social
Michigan is getting pantsed. Feels like we’re back playing 70s-00s Rose Bowls