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It’s all silly
I always say I’ll never be as happy as a small child getting ready to have a cookie. It’s one of the best things about them.
There’s a countdown in my house until Mario 2 and The Mandalorian. You will never be as excited for anything as an 11 year old is for everything, and that’s a great reason to be a parent
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Lots of people are saying QBs do not need hands.
Justin Herbert underwent surgery today in Los Angeles to stabilize a fracture in his left hand.

Per the team: “Herbert’s return to play is considered day-to-day, and his status for next Monday’s game against Philadelphia will be determined later in the week.
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hope long until Trump pardons him?
Son of El Chapo Pleads Guilty to Kidnapping Father’s Former Cartel Partner
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Democrats muddy their message by trying to pivot the bad thing to align with another issue, “he pardoned a drug lord while arresting immigrants.”

Just say he fucking pardoned a drug lord and make him fight that battle.
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Hadouken
Hasdouken
Havedouken

-a tense streetfight.
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
4 before contact, 4 in the air after contact, and the ball goes an additional 55 as a fumble recovery into the Steeler end zone.
How many yards could you get
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
MSU must be a disaster behind the scenes. It’s in the Big 10, so it’s a top 40 job by default and they’re hiring Pat Fitzgerald?
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Throwing your morals away for this guy is incredible work
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Taking a whiteout very seriously
this game kicks ass, either nobody is there or they're all sitting on one side of the stadium
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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if Washington State wins they'll be tied at 1-1 in conference.
After that they'll move to head-to-head, where the two schools would be tied at 1-1
After that they'll next tiebreaker is record against common opponents in conference play, which would leave the teams tied at 1-1
Pac-12 title game is tied 10-10 on aggregate.
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Really eager for the 9-3 Texas or Michigan playoff debate. Lots of reasons for both, but only one ticket!
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
There would also be no realpolitik, intelligent justification. You would want intelligence on the operation more than killing a dude.
Professor Jack Goldsmith, head of George W. Bush Justice Department's Office of Legal Counsel (OLC):

"I do not believe that even the Bondi OLC could legally justify the events the Post reported."

"There can be no conceivable legal justification for what the Washington Post reported."
A Dishonorable Strike
Indulging all assumptions in favor of the administration’s boat strikes, killing helpless men is murder

www.execfunctions.org/p/a-dishonor...
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Establish that run Day
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The Buckeyes still are probably gonna win, but man the Buckeyes are soft
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hahahahaha
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Matt, the last 4 years have largely been based on Ohio State not figuring this out.

Don’t tell them
FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST FALL INTO THE END ZONE ALREADY

ITS ONE YARD AND THEYVE GIVEN YOU LIKE FIVE TRIES
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This could get out of hand. Let’s get everyone pizza and go home before someone gets hurt
Michigan leads. stop the count.
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Some creative blueanon person needs to workshop that Trump is doing all of this for his drug cartel.

Selective enforcement, pardoning drug lords, diverting resources from enforcement, blowing up “smuggling” boats from other places.

More evidence for this than QAnon to be honest
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Michigan beat Ohio State 3 times because they were better and once because I got one nice thing.

Tomorrow probably doesn’t happen, but man anyone on team chaos should want that to happen.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
They could just let President Vance have awful policies and so, so many fewer clips like this floating around every damn day.

They don’t need him
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?

TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“Donald Trump is in the pocket of drug lords. He is pardoning narco terrorists and diverting resources from drug enforcement to other projects without Congressional authorization.”

The Democrats would continue on with other stuff, but just say this part. Over and over again.
WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Jim Harbaugh is weird, but he inspires a certain kind of person. This guy was Harbaugh’s QB when they upset USC the first time.
Stanford has hired Washington Commanders QB coach Tavita Pritchard as head coach.

Pritchard was Andrew Luck’s backup in college and spent a dozen years on the Stanford staff.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
President Vance would have all the same awful policies. Why keep this guy around?
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?

TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM