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@zxidycks.bsky.social
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🤍 First post: 20 Jan 2025

🩵 Interests (7 Sept 2025):
- dan and phil
- ethel cain
- drag race

🤍 Notices (7 Sept 2025):
- no tws (oomfs can dm me for requests)
- this account is 95% my personal life and 5% recurring interests
- i qrt posts like they’re journal prompts, i’m not trying to start fights
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i’m an ally ✊ i don’t really personally desire to be a furry but if i was a furry i would be a cat meow :3
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and if u rlly don’t like furries ITS NONE OF UR BUSINESS literally close your eyes and move on!!! let people be who they are and if anything i think we should celebrate them for embracing that discovery about themselves!!! I love seeing bad bitches be confident like yes diva I wish I was you!!!!
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and if u have an issue with the sex like give it up that’s not a majority of what’s going on there AND ur brainwashed into hating anything that isn’t puritan and god-fearing. god forbid someone do something they enjoy that doesn’t hurt anybody else like give it UPPP ur jealous and ur mad
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do u know how much strength and power it requires to take such incredible autonomy over your own self expression. and they’re DESIGNERS and they support the arts and they’re so sweet I have never met a mean furry.
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while im on the subject lemme tell you that furries are much braver and cooler people than anyone who tries to make jokes at a furry’s expense
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also when I say “almost” it was just like being in middle school and being impressionable so like trust me when I say I was someone who didn’t (and honestly still doesn’t) play about neopronouns and unironically loves furries and dyed my hair blue and ran my queer Instagram account like the navy
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oddly enough I think I watch them bcoz of the morality behind their content??? there was a moment in my life where I almost fell into an alt right pipeline (I was a HUGE onision and leafy fan) but I think dnp being sincere and good people while also being funny was proof enough to me that u don’t
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idk maybe I’m the norm maybe I’m the outlier for the fans but we’re y’all rlly in it for the yaoi bcoz I’ve been in it for the silly giggles
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need to be edgy to be funny and I look upon them fondly as millennials do to mister roger and infants do to miss rachel like they were just good role models by not being insane bigots trying to milk children for their money and that’s a huge draw to me that makes me respect them so hard as creators
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oddly enough I think I watch them bcoz of the morality behind their content??? there was a moment in my life where I almost fell into an alt right pipeline (I was a HUGE onision and leafy fan) but I think dnp being sincere and good people while also being funny was proof enough to me that u don’t
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obviously this was reversed when I was in like 7th-8th grade (2016) but the role they’ve taken in my life 2018 and on has sincerely been just about the videos and like /presence/ so the hiatus was tough for me but I still rewatched their vids throughout so it was like they didn’t rlly leave 4 me
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I was in it for the British light entertainment the yaoi lore was just a bonus
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I’ve drank half a bottle of wine can u tell
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just CONFUSING… obviously I ship bcoz I could not imagine any love stronger than what they have described but like WHAT ABOUT THE VIDEOS…
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so when they r like “oh u actually can ship us” im just confused bcoz its like… our relationship is transactional you make video for me to laugh at and in turn i spend money on you and talk about your content what do u mean you’re okay with me talking about how y’all kiss every once in awhile
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but in this case I do have a slight sentimental thing towards the comedian because they’ve put bits and pieces of their personal life out there (coming out and depression mainly) but almost all of those deep feelings of nostalgia and comfort rlly are a product of my imagination not /the comedian/
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like I watch them like I’m watching a comedian set like yes the stories/jokes r based on the comedian’s life and laughter is healing and I have a deep emotional connection to whatever consistently makes me laugh but I don’t claim to have a deep emotional connection with /the comedian/ yk
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like I get that they’re obviously the artists behind the content so there’s like some connection there but like all of their “don’t be parasocial” stuff genuinely worked on me I just think of them as the joke writers and silly bants guys
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I cried so hard when I went to bed bcoz I was scared that the content (not even the ppl literally the content) that is a central pillar of my life would change bcoz of some behind the scenes stuff that’s rlly none of my business LMFAO like I do not play about my dnp comfort videos at ALL
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I don’t think I’m ever going to rewatch that video now that it’s out there and done like damn that vid was lowk traumatic for me
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also my parents can’t boss me around I’m bringing my weed back home but I can’t bring the wine bottle back bcoz that’s open container so win some lose some ig
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decided I’m finishing the wine and I’ll do it with some lovely microwave meal and probably cry again abt dnp
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oomf my love when did you start watching dan and phil
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i wanna finish my wine bottle tnite so bad but i have stupid CLASS tomorrow… but then i can’t drink because i’m going to be back HOME with my NO ALCOHOL PARENTS… this is like being 16 all over again
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aww god i remember that that sucked :( if u need any help with anything lmk it’s all such an evil process