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kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe

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kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · Sep 8

🤍 First post: 20 Jan 2025

🩵 Interests (7 Sept 2025):
- dan and phil
- ethel cain
- drag race

🤍 Notices (7 Sept 2025):
- no tws (oomfs can dm me for requests)
- this account is 95% my personal life and 5% recurring interests
- i qrt posts like they’re journal prompts, i’m not trying to start fights

kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 25m

I need to stop having realizations tbh like for my sanity im going to pretend they started dating on Monday

kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 25m

so u mean to tell me that when Dan wrote vampire fanfiction about Phil biting his neck they were actually dating at that time

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kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 1h

btw their answer was “no not yet but I texted my partner the moment it dropped and my tumblr was alight” YUPPP CLOCKED

kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 1h

yesterday I went to class and asked the they/he English major with a buzzcut and moth dangly earrings if they watched the newest dnp video yet. keep in mind we’re not friends and barely speak to each other but real recognizes real

kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 2h

things I want (if I can be greedy for a moment):

- AmazingPhil solo vid
- Daniel Howell solo vid (optional)
- It Takes Two
- Split Fiction
- Announcement about the status of Spooky Week
- Announcement about the status of Gamingmas 2025
- First pod episode
- In-depth explanation abt rebrand

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kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 2h

hey dan and phil thanks for the cool vid and update!! very proud of and happy for you both. when will you finish playing split fiction again

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kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 15h

ex phannies being like “omg they haven’t posted anything in so long and then they dropped THIS” bitch they posted phantwt 7 two weeks ago sybau

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kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 16h

the world i live in today is very different from the world i lived in two days ago

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ClownBoy🍉 @nintrander.bsky.social · 17h

If Dan and Phil start sharing cute romantic lil posts now i think i may melt and implode

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kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 16h

i was brought to weepy beautiful tears when i saw this

dan and phil updates @updatedphan.bsky.social · 23h

danielhowell and amazingphil instagram gridpost
www.instagram.com/p/DPzQgTBjcTp/

kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 16h

i hope nordvpn pays a fat stack for this next vid

kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 16h

🫩

kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 16h

so we’re calling it phard launch

kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 16h

been staring at these all day for the past two days. it’s the closest I can get to processing that vid

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zoe! KNOWS PHAN IS REAL @zoembies.bsky.social · 23h

hate to cringepost rn but imagine finding your soulmate on the first try, and having them be your safe space for almost two decades, and they’re with you the WHOLE time. i’m gonna be so fucking sick.

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kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23h

the only person who I probably needed to have a no contact conversation with was about to get hit with a restraining order if he tried it one more time like what the hell is going on in y’all’s lives

kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23h

I’m no contact with a lot of people in the sense that I don’t talk to them because I don’t fucking wanna hear them LOL

kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23h

the idea of “breaking no contact” is so fucking funny to me like y’all rlly had to have a contractual conversation to establish that y’all do not wanna talk to each other ever again AND YOURE STILL TALKING TO EACH OTHER 😭

kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23h

also the cover is two sea turtles looking at the sunset bcoz of the dan tortoise quote

kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23h

honorable mention to all my heart on that playlist bcoz I think it fits so fucking good w their story and vibe throughout the years

kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 23h

made a dnp playlist last night when I was feeling sappy

Hot & Heavy - Lucy Dacus
The Only Exception - Paramore
All My Heart - Sleeping with Sirens
Nobody Sees Me Like You Do - Japanese Breakfast
Flightless Bird, American Mouth - Iron & Wine
Like Real People Do - Hozier
I’m Not in Love - 10cc
My Love Mine All Mine - Mitski
We’re In Love - boygenius
A World Alone - Lorde

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kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 1d

this is the stupidest vid idea ever but since dnp wanna go outside now I propose they do a foot race against each other track and field meet style. they literally already trained for a marathon might as well see if they can sprint

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kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like I survived a mass apocalyptic event

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kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 1d

so funny and insane how badly I react to change LMFAO anyways good morning I might take today offline so I can get back to normal

kiel 🎃 #phannie4lyfe @zxidycks.bsky.social · 1d

the divorce being between DanAndPhil & GAMES