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zoe! KNOWS PHAN IS REAL

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21 ⛧⚢ she/they doomed by the narrative all by yourself, beautiful?

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zoe! KNOWS PHAN IS REAL @zoembies.bsky.social · 13d

october #promosky 🎃

zoe | she/they | 21

🌙 phansky
🌙 horror and vampires
🌙 reading and writing
🌙 leftist, not looking to argue with fascists

otherwise, hello!!!! nice to meet you!!!

gothic picture of a medieval castle, the is red and the lake is gloomy mahogany beneath the architecture

a black and white picture of count lasagna, an episode of garfield depicted as dracula. he looks upset and is staring up at the foot of jon arbuckle depicted as Dracula

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zoe! KNOWS PHAN IS REAL @zoembies.bsky.social · 2h

we got two and a half more months in the year. i think like at LEAST seven.

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zoe! KNOWS PHAN IS REAL @zoembies.bsky.social · 2h

oh he’s gonna clickbait them getting married
“I AM PROPOSING? | bitlife”
“I GOT A RING? | placid plastic duck simulator”
“OUR FLOWER GIRL? | winx on the DSI”

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zoe! KNOWS PHAN IS REAL @zoembies.bsky.social · 2h

dan tweeting that he’s breaking up with phil as if he’s not just gonna go to find sam the surfer? girl your ass is going NOWHERE

space🛸 @spacephrasing.bsky.social · 3h

wdym I’ve been imagining him tweet shit like this for years and it’s finally real

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nxptvne || PHAN IS REAL @nxptvne.bsky.social · 14h

For my followers who know nothing about Dan and Phil, this is what I personally want you to know.

They use their impact for good, and that is why my support for them continues.

Today, Dan and Phil confirmed that they've been together for 16 years.
But more importantly, both of them spent their birthdays raising money for Palestinian children. Together, they raised over $200,000.

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marla⁷ 🎃🍂 @starinoblivion.bsky.social · 5h

and to think that’s it’s only the middle of the week

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zoe! KNOWS PHAN IS REAL @zoembies.bsky.social · 22h

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

a small golden dog in a cage, its snout is snarling as it sticks it’s tongue out as if to grab something

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ruwe! ☭ @discohowell.bsky.social · 1d

new phyuri out now! Phil waits anxiously. Dan's brother pushes her to do something on a difficult day for the both of them. Dan has memories. archiveofourown.org/works/637235...

Phil laughed. "Okay. I'll be nice." She thought quietly for a minute, then, softly, said: "Ask me anything about chemistry, physics." Her tone of voice signalled a sense of importance, deliberation. Clearly, Phil considered this topic an honourable thing.

Dan considered what could elicit the weightiest answer. "Do you think… could there be life on Mars?" Phil laid back down, and was quiet a while. For a moment, Dan thought she'd made a faux-pas — that Phil had taken it as an insult, considered it ludicrous to contemplate.

But she smiled, traced her fingers over Dan's thigh. She engaged genuinely. "Well, we know there was water up there. A lot of it, actually. We know there's organic matter — that doesn't really mean what it sounds like, it's just like, that means it's carbon-based — and actually, recently, we've found there's stuff about the rocks. I mean, there's things that have happened to the rocks. And those things, to us, our level of knowledge, it's difficult to explain how they could've happened without some kind of intervention."

Dan's eyes widened. "What do you mean, intervention? Fucking what? Aliens are real?"

Phil chuckled. "Well, scientists are always tentative. But you never know." She sighed deeply, like a weight had lifted. "I guess the real question is: If there was life on Mars… what happened to it? Maybe we used to not be alone, but they had to leave."

"Well, I guess we're unattached, then," Dan decided. "That's not all bad."

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mona 🐋 @wheresthatwhale.baldursgate.love · 1d

just two partners- *gushots in the distance sirens going off a tornado approaching close to the vulcano that has just erupted cars crashing into each other people screaming in agony*

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ever @parasocialroomba.bsky.social · 1d

Dan and Phil move and the timeline threatens suicide

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zoe! KNOWS PHAN IS REAL @zoembies.bsky.social · 1d

don’t. don’t fucking talk to me.

Tori (Yikes) @toriruby.bsky.social · 1d

im crying again

screenshot of an Instagram post from Dan Howell and Phil Lester. Theyre sitting with Phil's arm around Dan's shoulders. Dan's caption reads, "just two partners feeling grateful for everyone's thoughtful messages and insane shitposts"

screenshot of Dan Howell's Instagram story. the same picture, but this time the only caption is the emoji of two pink hearts

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Vic 🇨🇦 @incaseyouart.bsky.social · 1d

WAKE UP PHAN IS REAL

#phanart #danandphil #phanisreal

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zoe! KNOWS PHAN IS REAL @zoembies.bsky.social · 1d

hate to cringepost rn but imagine finding your soulmate on the first try, and having them be your safe space for almost two decades, and they’re with you the WHOLE time. i’m gonna be so fucking sick.