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24 | maker of edits, thinker of thoughts all of which are about dan and phil 🍉 https://parasocialroomba.straw.page
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phovaries.bsky.social
dan and phil are boyfriends but also have we considered that they’re also girlfriends hashtag phyuri is canon too ‼️‼️‼️
parasocialroomba.bsky.social
I do lmao I looked it up to make sure I was wrong
parasocialroomba.bsky.social
Idk anything about zodiac signs or when they are but Aquarius
parasocialroomba.bsky.social
These look like a plastic piece I’d find in my apartment and throw it away before realizing it was an important part of something
parasocialroomba.bsky.social
Phil Lester will find a way
parasocialroomba.bsky.social
I think you’re correct
parasocialroomba.bsky.social
Maybe Dan is on bluesky
parasocialroomba.bsky.social
How many times this year are they going to get married and divorced
parasocialroomba.bsky.social
The answer is that he will find a way to
parasocialroomba.bsky.social
What is Phil going to do now that he can’t clickbait their relationship
parasocialroomba.bsky.social
I like how Phil always takes the first opportunity to call Dan annoying like sir that’s your wife
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starinoblivion.bsky.social
and to think that’s it’s only the middle of the week
meme template of a person’s side profile with the head being the main focus. it has the wording “why you so quiet? what’s on your mind?” on the top of the picture. on the head there is a collage of pictures relating to dan and phil’s rebrand of the gaming channel and their relationship.
parasocialroomba.bsky.social
I need these fake phans to get out of my house leave us alone this is our circus and our monkeys
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parasocialroomba.bsky.social
I am already mad about today because I had to wake up early to prepare to teach a class that I should not be teaching because it’s my work from home day ahhh I’m exhausted
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laaali.bsky.social
this is like shooting me a last time just to make sure I'm dead
parasocialroomba.bsky.social
It’s okay we’re the same kind of deranged
parasocialroomba.bsky.social
It’s okay me too. It’s like cuteness aggressive but instead I want to kill myself
parasocialroomba.bsky.social
I include myself in that actually
parasocialroomba.bsky.social
Dan and Phil move and the timeline threatens suicide