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intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · Jan 20

Grateful Dead/JGB shows I can watch in full on YouTube, go!

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intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 35m

buffaload 👀

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intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 53m

I’m gonna be asleep in like 2 hours

intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 54m

❤️‍🔥

An imagine of a vulva and labia inside a heart and an explanation of the artwork “Sacred Cunt
Adonis Sancho, 2024 @kid_addy_x
Sancho's tattoo-inspired Sacred Cunt design is contemporary, but vulvic imagery in Christian art may be as old as Christianity itself. In the Middle Ages, the "mandoria" was a popular motif in religious art, framing Jesus or Mary inside a narrow oval frame. This shape predates Christianity and has been used since prehistory to depict vulvas. The shape is associated, even in Christianity, with fertility andrebirth.
The mandorla design fell out of fashion in the Renaissance, but a variation on the shape is still used in church doors in the present day.”

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intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 1h

there’s about to be adventures in Spain with mother Benz

intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 1h

Why are they always called summits?

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intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 1h

it me

intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 1h

I’m so tired 😂 but my hotel tonight is by the airport so nothing is there, once I’m there it’s chill time. trying to wait another two hours before heading there but that’s unlikely.

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intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 3h

me? sports event?? while on vacation???

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intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 3h

the Google reviews were right, the Vagina Museum is a small, tight space with a great gift shop.

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intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 3h

that beer guy was a goddamn weirdo.

also who wants to have period sex with me on an eclipse?

Pliny the Elder on menstruation and menopause
In the first century, Pliny the Elder wrote an encyclopedia. While much of it lacked much grounding in fact, the attention he gives to menstruation in comparison to menopause demonstrates an invisibility and lack of interest in menopause in history.
Qualities Pliny attributed to menstruation
if you take off your clothes while menstruating, it can stop whirlwinds, lightning and storms at sea (but it will also kill young plants and vines such as ivy and rue)
if you walk barefoot through a field while menstruating, it will cause all the bugs to fall off the crops (don't do this too early in the morning or it'll kill all the crops too) don't touch beehives when menstruating, or the bees will leave
avoid period sex with during an eclipse because the man will die
laundry will turn black while you're boiling it cooking or doing the dishes will make the pans greasy and smelly
touching a razor will blunt it looking in the mirror will tarnish it
(but if you stare at the back of the mirror for a bit it will go back to normal)
being near a dog while menstruating will drive it mad
touching pregnant horses will cause them to immediately miscarry (if it's your first period, even looking at the horse will make it miscarry) on the plus side, this property of period blood means you can mix it into contraceptives to make them more powerful
anything purple that you touch will immediately become dull: even the ash from burned fabric which touched menstrual blood will make your purples fade
in Judea, menstrual blood can cut the flow of bitumen (even swords made of steel can't do that) relieves gout when spread on it
mix with rosewater and apply to the temples to
soothe a headache
mix with wool of a black sheep to cure malaria put on a cloth and wear in your clothes to cure
yes that directly contradicts the mad dogs thing he wasn't consistent at all
smear on someone after an epileptic seizure to touch facial sores or boils to cure them neutral…

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intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 4h

I have learned this very recently

intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 4h

you should always be expecting something expected from ME

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intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 4h

tag yourself

A collage of dozens of vulvas at the London Vagina Museum

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intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 4h

“It all started with a tweet.”

A tweet from floschechter saying “PEOPLE there is a penis museum in Iceland but no vagina museum
ANYWHERE. Who wants to start one with me?
7:01 PM - Mar 20, 2017”

20th March 2017:
The Vagina Museum was born. It all started with a tweet from our founder, Florence Schechter.

intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 4h

no one’s left me the cc machine long enough to add a tip, I haven’t been prompted, and no signing receipts to add it… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 4h

mecca

intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 5h

i fucking love not tipping

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intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 5h

Beautiful

intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 5h

unfortunately this is true

intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 5h

Sunday brunch with @rebelfett.musicsky.social

A big plate of shakshuka, a vegetarian breakfast and a beautiful babe!

intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 7h

go to bed skipper

intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 16h

My role in the family

intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 16h

I know I am but what are you

intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 16h

a desert landscape with the words it 's dry

Alt: a desert landscape with the words it 's dry

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intercuntinental benz @zzbenz.bsky.social · 16h