She Bellagio on my strip til I fountain show every half hour
September 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
She Bellagio on my strip til I fountain show every half hour
A couple of beers and the pirate impersonations come out
September 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
A couple of beers and the pirate impersonations come out
Some days you're the one posting "car on shoulder" on Waze and other days you are the car
July 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Some days you're the one posting "car on shoulder" on Waze and other days you are the car
mfs listening to cigarettes after sex like they smoke cigarettes AND have sex! bitch you are neither! ha~
July 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
mfs listening to cigarettes after sex like they smoke cigarettes AND have sex! bitch you are neither! ha~
Can't believe fireworks were invented by John 'hates dogs' Fuck-Quietness
July 4, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Can't believe fireworks were invented by John 'hates dogs' Fuck-Quietness
'New York City is cooked' says the guy living in Chattanooga
June 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
'New York City is cooked' says the guy living in Chattanooga
mfs so hipster that they still buy weed from their plug in a legal state
May 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
mfs so hipster that they still buy weed from their plug in a legal state
What a weird way of interpreting my post.What I meant is that your thinking is childish. Who fucking cares
May 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What a weird way of interpreting my post.What I meant is that your thinking is childish. Who fucking cares
are you in fucking high school? who cares
May 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
are you in fucking high school? who cares
Am I the only guy who waves at someone driving the same exact car whenever they drive by
May 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Am I the only guy who waves at someone driving the same exact car whenever they drive by
Everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) has licked their salt lamp at least once
May 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) has licked their salt lamp at least once
Yes, my AirPods are dead
March 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Yes, my AirPods are dead
My good deed of the day is saving this planet fitness by queuing dad rock over taylor swift on their public playlist
March 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My good deed of the day is saving this planet fitness by queuing dad rock over taylor swift on their public playlist
Should be the explosive booby traps ngl
March 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Should be the explosive booby traps ngl
It's because you've placed multiple explosive booby traps at all the entry points right?
March 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It's because you've placed multiple explosive booby traps at all the entry points right?
when the weather hits 80 for the first time
March 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
when the weather hits 80 for the first time
Cancún? more like cangoon.
February 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Cancún? more like cangoon.
Your least favorite tech-bro 'friend' about to post on their towns subreddit saying "is something big happening today?"
February 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Your least favorite tech-bro 'friend' about to post on their towns subreddit saying "is something big happening today?"
With the new president in office, I assume certain voter groups will drop the 'great again' slogan—after all, it implies the new administration hasn't made the U.S. great yet ... Right?
January 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
With the new president in office, I assume certain voter groups will drop the 'great again' slogan—after all, it implies the new administration hasn't made the U.S. great yet ... Right?
Update: just cleared out a rural circle-k in Illinois of their supply. Long winter ahead
January 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Update: just cleared out a rural circle-k in Illinois of their supply. Long winter ahead