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Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · 3d

It’s funny because Mikey j could end the shutdown by bringing the house back in session and negotiating like an adult.

But then he’d have to swear in Adelita Grijalva, and Donnie said no to that

Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · 3d

Walter Peck is an asshole for sure, but he may have been right

Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · 3d

Ok so ghostbusters:

1. Ghosts only exist in NYC
2. Except once in Oklahoma
3. Member(s) of the Spengler family was in the area when these incidents occurred
4. There seem to be only 1 group of people capable of fighting ghosts, this includes the Spenglers.
5. Currently headquartered in NYC

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Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Sep 23

This is getting weird guys.

25th Section 4. Be the patriots you claim you are.

#25S4

Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Sep 23

I got in an argument with chat gpt the other day because it was convinced it was 2021 and Joe Biden was president

Looking back, it could have been a nice break from 2025.

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · Sep 17

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

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Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Sep 15

This is a wild thing for trump to be saying right now. On brand tho

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Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Sep 15

Him having a trans partner is irrelevant and again the only source that has been revealed as far as I know is again, Governor Cox.

The writings on the bullets are memes, and god knows what he meant by them. Memes don't translate directly most of the time

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Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Aug 26

We are in the stupidest timeline.

Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Aug 19

Also I’m case you think we forgot:

Release the Epstein files.

Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Aug 19

The king in orange needs to be removed from office. The constitution gives the power to regulate voting to the states.

And the states are explicitly not “agents of the federal government”.

Where are all the “states rights people”?

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Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Aug 17

I just want to make sure that everyone knows I’m on the workers side here. You can’t hustle your way out of poor management.

Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Aug 17

Hey if you own a restaurant or retail business please stop cutting hours as a knee jerk reaction to less than expected profits. I am less likely to go to your place if I see very few workers working their tails off, but I’m still waiting 10 minutes to even be spoken to.

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Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Aug 4

A goal I have is to be one of the people at the beginning of a law and order episode, who get in argument and you think the episode is about them, but they just find the body and you never see them again

Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Jul 26

Wife: You are not funny, you know

Son who doesn’t get my joke: *laughing hysterically*

Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Jul 24

After a further 5 minutes of research it might be because sweet relish is more popular in south and I live in Texas. Clearly this is the #1 issue in my state right now, so I think the legislature should pass a law requiring both to offered. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Jul 24

Not a scientific poll but almost every reply is dill, yet Big hot dog has yet to respond!

From the hotdogs community on Reddit

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Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Jul 24

Dill isn’t even mentioned. It’s a conspiracy

Is All Relish Sweet Relish? A Deep Dive into the World of Relishes - HomeFavorites

Relish is a beloved condiment in countless kitchens around the world. It adds flavor and texture to dishes, enhancing the overall culinary experience.

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Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Jul 24

I don’t think I have ever seen a hot dog vendor that has dill relish. Like ever.

It’s always sweet. Which I hate, but get that A ton of people like it. But is the sweet relish lobby blackmailing the hot dog industry? I can’t imagine it’s the cost, maybe I’m the only one who prefers dill?

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Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Jul 14

Every TCG opponent ever: ok so it’s turn 2 and I play this card which activates this ability which lets me draw 500 cards, one of which deals 30 damage to you I win. Good game, you almost had me

Me: yeah sure *throws cards in trash*

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Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Jul 10

Netflix: we have a successful series! Let’s start shooting season 2!

Netflix CEO: wait 3 years first

Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Jul 8

Just like the day before and just like tommorow

Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Jul 6

No one:

Adolin:

#cosmere #wordsofradiance #stormlightarchives

a cartoon character is holding a card and says it 's time to .

ALT: a cartoon character is holding a card and says it 's time to .

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Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Jul 5

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands

Colonel Panic @0p3r470r.bsky.social · Jul 4

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.