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TWEETS FROM THE DOG
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The dog begs for no one
January 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The dog begs for no one
The dog found a convenient atom to split
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
The dog found a convenient atom to split
And on the night of the 17th the dog dreamt of three rabbits
January 18, 2026 at 6:51 AM
And on the night of the 17th the dog dreamt of three rabbits
(And the dog sings)
Pet me once
Pet me twice
Come on, Everybody
Pet me gently
Pet me once
Pet me twice
Come on, Everybody
Pet me gently
January 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
(And the dog sings)
Pet me once
Pet me twice
Come on, Everybody
Pet me gently
Pet me once
Pet me twice
Come on, Everybody
Pet me gently
Let meeeee pet that Dogggg.
That dog Dee dog dawg dog
That dog Dee dog dawg dog
January 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Let meeeee pet that Dogggg.
That dog Dee dog dawg dog
That dog Dee dog dawg dog
The dog thinks she’s getting into college on a belly rub scholarship.
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 AM
The dog thinks she’s getting into college on a belly rub scholarship.
Came home to a sign that read “future lair of the dog” on my bedroom door
January 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Came home to a sign that read “future lair of the dog” on my bedroom door
I keep telling her that we can’t use grok to see what the neighbors dog looks like in a bikini
January 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I keep telling her that we can’t use grok to see what the neighbors dog looks like in a bikini
She told me she was visited by three dog ghosts over the holidays. The ghost of Big Dog, the ghost of Rude Dog, and the ghost of Ghost Dog.
January 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
She told me she was visited by three dog ghosts over the holidays. The ghost of Big Dog, the ghost of Rude Dog, and the ghost of Ghost Dog.
The dog is trying her best and it’s good enough for me
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
The dog is trying her best and it’s good enough for me
The dog keeps rejecting the evidence but she’s clearly the one who destroyed the tv remote
January 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
The dog keeps rejecting the evidence but she’s clearly the one who destroyed the tv remote
The dog is wearing a hat with an arrow on it that says “im with stupid” It’s pointed right at me.
January 7, 2026 at 4:34 AM
The dog is wearing a hat with an arrow on it that says “im with stupid” It’s pointed right at me.
“Any food that has the ability to land on the floor will now be considered already on the floor” says the dog as she waves her courtroom hammer
January 7, 2026 at 4:31 AM
“Any food that has the ability to land on the floor will now be considered already on the floor” says the dog as she waves her courtroom hammer
This is a fantasy dog account from here on out. I’m inspired
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
This is a fantasy dog account from here on out. I’m inspired
The dog keeps screaming “I’m a Warhawk, I’m a HAWK OF WAR” as she vomits up her breakfast
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The dog keeps screaming “I’m a Warhawk, I’m a HAWK OF WAR” as she vomits up her breakfast
l’ve told the dog that AI can’t throw a frisbee but she’s doesn’t care. She’s not even listening to me anymore
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 AM
l’ve told the dog that AI can’t throw a frisbee but she’s doesn’t care. She’s not even listening to me anymore
Put a backpack on the dog and sent her off to school today. Tough love because it’s the school of hard barks
January 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Put a backpack on the dog and sent her off to school today. Tough love because it’s the school of hard barks
Not even a day into 2026 and the dog is wearing a dead salmon for a hat
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Not even a day into 2026 and the dog is wearing a dead salmon for a hat
Dog gave me a kitchen cowpie for my birthday
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Dog gave me a kitchen cowpie for my birthday
Thus begins another year of not knowing what the dog actually wants
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Thus begins another year of not knowing what the dog actually wants
Abstract Depressionism
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Abstract Depressionism
Circling the Queenzieburn for hopefully not the last time
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Circling the Queenzieburn for hopefully not the last time
I’ve returned to Wivelsfield
November 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I’ve returned to Wivelsfield
Tired of honking? Tired of listening? Me too. Bumper sticker available now. Demuthofcalifornia.com
September 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Tired of honking? Tired of listening? Me too. Bumper sticker available now. Demuthofcalifornia.com