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4InTheMorning

@4inthemorning.bsky.social

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Submissive 50+ gear/bondage/SM addict in Seattle. Introvert, hobbyist writer, tinkerer of tee shirts, random bad first impressions (don't know why) and generally not quite right. https://www.teepublic.com/user/milkshake-burps

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4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 14h

Charlie woke up confused: Did he pass out, why couldn’t he move or speak? And why was his chiropractor inserting something into his dick? He just came in to relieve some muscle tension in his back

“We’ve found that total immobilization after a deep adjustment really has the best effect”

A man lies on an illuminated table while mummified in silver duct tape. Another man in a lab coat is handling an electrode and the mummified man's penis

4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 1d

Because of the shutdown, it starts with a look that says: Push your luck and see what happens.

Then when a passenger sits back down, it’s all smiles with: Chicken or beef? & Let me get you a pillow. And for those in the know: Can I tighten your seatbelt for you? & My shift ends with this flight.

A muscular man poses with an ambiguous expression in the aisle of an empty airplane

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4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 2d

See? It’s easy when you just…

*click*

Oh crap

What?

I don’t know where the keys are…

Two people in head to toe rubber are lying next to each other. The person on the right is locked in metal restraints connecting their wrists to their next, and the person on the left is seemingly getting into a matching set of restraints.

4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 3d

Staring into the abyss with eyes that cannot see, who’s to say what stares back at you.

A man mummified in duct tape is standing in front of a mirror

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4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 4d

Why is it called a water feature when I don’t see any water?

Because you have to go out and give it some water every now and then, kind of like a Tamagotchi.

Ohh… ok. Is it supposed to make that moaning sound though?

I kind of like it, it lets you know that it’s still working.

A man in a wetsuit and neoprene hood is held motionless on a deck at night in a framework that is made of a series of large pipes

4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 5d

*BEEP* …

*BEEP* …

*BEEP*…

A naked man wearing only wrist and ankle restraints is seen backing himself onto the penis of another naked man who is bound to a St Andrew's Cross with plastic wrap

4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 6d

Creating drones can require a lot of fine tuning and adjustments. Customized drones even more so. Here a Controller Unit is making the final adjustments on the permanent installation of a custom drone’s throat sleeve.

Two people are seen in head to toe rubber and gas masks. We are looking up from behind the person on the right who is looking up at the person on the left. The person on the left has their hand on the front of the gas mask of the person on the right

4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 7d

I just had to share the most random thing I've come across lately: Flatulence Relief Pads but I think Fart Baffles or Anal Silencers are better names. Apparently one crams these up their bum as a fart silencer and magic deodorizer. I have serious doubts, especially since tape is involved? 😝

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4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 7d

When asked at the last minute if he wanted to volunteer for a demo at the bar, he neglected to discuss when the demo would actually end. He had been there so long that even the patrons had lost interest in his predicament.

A man lies hogtied on a stage at a bar while the customers seemingly ignore him.

4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 8d

What? They weren't put out for an appropriate display? What a missed opportunity for such good work! :-P

4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 8d

When chewing gum used to be the only thing to worry about being stuck under a table

A man is bound to the under side of a table so that he is facing the floor

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4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 9d

“I pulled you over for attempting to use a dummy in the HOV lane.”

“I can understand the confusion officer, but could you please not call him a dummy?”

“What’re..? Wait, you again?”

“If anything, he’s my HOV mummy.”

“Do you just…” *sighs* “Y’all have a nice night.”

A man in a neoprene sleep sack and a gas mask sits in the passenger seat of a car

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4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 10d

After just a few days of gestating in its cocoon, the gimp sheds its outer skin and emerges as a fully functioning drone.

A man wearing head to toe rubber and a gas mask poses while being partially inside of a hazmat suit.

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4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 11d

So I pulled you over for driving in the HOV lane with a mannequin. Um, did it just moan?

Yes officer

I… *sigh* Hey you in the passenger seat, everything OK?

Ngk hmnk

I should ask: Anyone in the trunk I should know about?

Nope

Our prisoner restraints got nothing on you guys. Have a nice day

A man in head to toe rubber and a gas mask sits in the passenger seat of a car while in rigid metal restraints

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4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 12d

How are you finding the accommodations Mr Herrlich? Is there anything else we can address for you?

Mgk gnlh phkfng

Did you say ‘tighter & more suction’? No worries, here we go, and let’s turn down some of that airflow while we’re at it, all that air buffeting can be quite annoying I know.

Two men in head to toe rubber and gas masks. The man in the foreground is immobilized to a table while the other behind him appears to be checking on him

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4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 13d

Which end of the equation? Receiving a drone delivery or being the delivery? :-P I've long fantasized about this kind of thing; being mummified and left in the back of a van while the driver goes on about their day. Left in parking lots next to unsuspecting people who have no idea what's inside...

4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 13d

Did you know that AAA expanded their services? Now they’ll tow your broke ass gimp wherever it needs to go.

Two men on the sidewalk next to parked cars and traffic on the street behind them. The man on the is in a leather bondage suit and a hood and appears to be on an elaborate hand truck while the man on the right appears to be handling a long leather strap.

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4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 14d

Whenever he came home to find Sir Daddy waiting for him in his formal leathers, he knew shit was about to get real. The thing was, it almost didn’t matter if it was because he did something wrong or if it was for happy fun times.

A bearded man with a shaved head sits on a leather sofa. He is wearing full leathers and knee high boots. A bottle and glass of wine sit on a metal table in the foreground.

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4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 15d

"...I'm feeling a bit prickly today, not sure why. Maybe I just need to give out some hugs."

4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 15d

Right on! Gotta love some layering too. For how long did you get to "enjoy" that?

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4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 15d

Laying utterly blissfully under a tree with a summer breeze gently blowing, he knew he was no Isaac Newton, but still, he felt he was onto something big.

A man lies under a tree while bound in a leather sleep sack and a hood.

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4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 16d

Giving up on sleeping is about my norm. Not once have I ever had one of those TV moments where I spring out of bed feeling refreshed and ready to win. I'm pretty sure I'm one of those who has an offset chronotype but in a 9-5 world, that's just never an option.

4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 16d

The neighbors always wondered why Gary had a screen up next to his house from which strange and sometimes unsettling noises would occasionally be heard…

A man in a rubber sleep sack and gas mask is bound outside, nest to a building, to a picnic table

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4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 17d

“OK, big smile for your portrait. Um, are you smiling?”

Rich’s new clientele made him a little unsure about his expansion into the kink community. They just weren’t quite like the family and pet photos he was accustomed to.

A man in head to toe rubber sits posed in a chair while holding a glove in one hand

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4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 18d

So much... just... poof!