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range murata made the pfp. i found it in the files of a drawing software. it was labled 0.jpg
u always start this shit again when i all im trying 2 do is replace one bone with a new thing. u still have like 204 its literally fine
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i always would win at hangman because i would start whimpering and getting teary-eyed if you guess a vowel because i always pick aieou
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My son will grow big and power ful. Thats why I feed him gluten extract all vegrant No Pasavatives Gruel . I can still sav e him hes onely 23
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
(Earnest and beautiful voice) Hey, your scaring my little brian. HEY. HEY. l.. have to hurt him now. (flexes my bicep tattoo, weeps a single teer)
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
what the hell... nobody told me the unending pillar of darkness could be this cutes..
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
kgh. stop poking me with the tip of your poisoned blade i dont likt it
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Noob in defeat
Pro in the sheets
Hacker in the streets
This is my story
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
instant brain hemorrage because of idea of 3 days no toys challenge
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Let me Feel your Toy
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
thirsty dracula: i vant to suck your driinkk
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
getting groped on the train but my assailant just didnt quite forsee me having a big metal spike down there
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
STOP taking me to elf city you ALWAYS do this shit and they ALWAYS put seeds under my skin and into my body that collect in my bones that will grow into a mighty oak in 200 years. there are TOO MANY it HURTS
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
im Always pubstomping grubs
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
who keeps signing my posties
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
sience side of reddit ,why to fruits get scary when i hurt them ?thanks,-the berry barron
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You Make Me Kick.doggysandpupies. On KikTV No lie
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ups (U stands for Unity) plane just Blew Up because its Engine (Unreal) Fell out of its Plain (Plane like 3d plane) And you.re joshing on aboit it ?
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This domain may be for sale!
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November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Call Me Doctor Womanfatten The Way . The Way I Am Eating At The Momment
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
nothing much but my endless flower feeild to keep me compy (comfany + comperable)
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
THAT WSS SOME SEAL SHIT U JUST SAID , URGH UNSEAL IT PLEASE
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
me and the missus like to get up to a little wordplay before sex and i hope you do miss us because im not coming back
-SIGNED , THE POOR AIMER
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
little secret to you: you cant make a guy out of ants not unless everyone works together as a team
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
im just a littlr laymoid , layman + moid =shorted to lloyd
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
SUPER...SINGLET...SLAAASHHH..!!!!!! , now uour two
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i am alive as long as there is a conception of me within you
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM