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five-million-year-old-gilf

@5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social

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Sync's robot sin bin! (mostly valveplug, occasional robogore) | they/them, it/its |🔞 adults only, minors will be blocked 🔞| art: #valveplug

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five-million-year-old-gilf @5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social · 3d

pro tip: don't take up your mutual hate fuck on the offer of a hand job

day 3: edging! shhhh I'm doing these in no particular order or pace

#valveplug #overtarn

A digital drawing in greyscale with selective color of Overlord and Tarn from the Transformers 2005 IDW comics run. Tarn is looking down in alarm, close to coming, as Overlord has a harsh grip on his spike. Overlord is smirking, with dialogue that reads "Done so soon? I don't think so. Overload, and I squeeze 'til it pops."

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five-million-year-old-gilf @5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social · 6d

a late day 2! medical kink

cw: needles and all considering mnemosurgery

#valveplug #overpan

A digital drawing in greyscale with selective color of Overlord and Trepan from the Transformers 2005 IDW comics run. Overlord is slightly slouched back with his optics off, his panels leaking, as Trepan manipulates his sensors via mnemosurgery.

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🔞Zinny🔞 @vhkansfweer.bsky.social · 14d

uncensored Ultron/Tony pics from a while back!
this was a collab with the lovely @mythicwolf.bsky.social for his fic which you can read here: archiveofourown.org/works/66803428

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five-million-year-old-gilf @5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social · 8d

day 1 of kinktober: handcuffs! except it's going to be "oops all overlord and co" #valveplug

gonna turn it into a lil zine at the end!

A digital sketch of Overlord from the Transformers 2005 IDW comics run. He is shown from the thighs up with his back to the viewer. His hands are handcuffed together, and he is smirking at the viewer.

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five-million-year-old-gilf @5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social · 15d

art to go with an excellent overtarnma fic written by the TALENTED @malcoholic.bsky.social :333

it's delicious, delicious food: archiveofourown.org/works/70970101

#valveplug

A horizontally oriented digital drawing of Overlord, Pharma, and Tarn from the Transformers IDW 2005 comics run. They are all kneeling or laying across a sheet in a room with metallic walls. Pharma is in the middle being spitroasted with Overlord penetrating his valve and performing oral on Tarn. Overlord is cooing at Pharma while Tarn looks on with annoyance and possession.

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habsuite @habsuite.bsky.social · 20d

slower #valveplug

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better on tumblr (@archie-sunshine) @archie-sunshine.bsky.social · 24d

ready, set, go #Megarod #MTMTE

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better on tumblr (@archie-sunshine) @archie-sunshine.bsky.social · 29d

spinning webs

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five-million-year-old-gilf @5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social · 29d

🤝love this bastard

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Ricken @ricken-art.bsky.social · Aug 23

there’s no turning back

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habsuite @habsuite.bsky.social · Aug 28

tug tug #valveplug

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five-million-year-old-gilf @5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social · Aug 26

when you only draw robot porn of the same guy over and over, it's terminal I'm afraid #valveplug #overtarn

A vertically oriented digital drawing of Overlord from the Transformers IDW 2005 comics run. He is on his knees and bound with glowing purple rope while wearing a gag and blindfold with his spike erect. Tarn's hand is visible, grasping Overlord's face between his claws.

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big pharma🔞 @pharmavalve.bsky.social · Jul 21

yeah these two r hard to draw #taraprowl #valveplug

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COMM OPEN| Muan_PURR @mu-aan.bsky.social · Jul 8

#Megatron #idw

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steeloof🔞 @steeloof.bsky.social · Jul 7

Shocki solo #valveplug 💜

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vasnut @vasnut.bsky.social · Jun 30

#NSFW #valveplug Something something about Cyclonus really being into (Tailgate) begging

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vsilver‼️💥🖍️ @vsilver.bsky.social · Jun 27

Old comm⛓️⚡️
#valveplug #knockout #ultramagnus

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My lovely victim ratchet @ratchetshole.bsky.social · Jun 2

Another commission prowl with boobs going ugh.

Commissions are still open, see my pinned for more info

#valveplug

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kfh 🔞 comms closed @kamasutrafahero.bsky.social · Jun 11

🫦🫦🫦
#transformers #soundwave #valveplug

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five-million-year-old-gilf @5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social · Jun 10

giant wife!! much to love

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Fuck It, Good Enough @thefigeproject.bsky.social · Jun 7

Serrated is a Transformers guro zine made by members of the Shamelessly Valveplugging Discord.

This zine was an inspiration for starting FIGE, and now it’s finally finished. So come check it out!

#valveplug #guro #robogore

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A spark casing attached to a spine with wires spilling out and wrapping around it. The text reads “Serrated: a transformers guro zine” with an 18+ marker in the bottom corner.

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five-million-year-old-gilf @5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social · Jun 10

There's so much wrong with him <3 (affectionate) (derogatory)

five-million-year-old-gilf @5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social · Jun 10

if you saw this without the appropriate labels a sec ago, no you didn't >> #valveplug

A vertically oriented digital piece of Transformers IDW 2005 Overlord set against a white background in pastel-like purple, pink, and blue tones. The shot is at a low-angle. He is smirking at the viewer, and his right hand is on his right pectoral and his left spreading his valve. Light purplish smoke streams from all of his abdominal guns.

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-ICΞPHΞR- @icepher.bsky.social · May 31

Mister Stark I don’t feel so good…

God I love Ultron so much, definitely one of my new obsessions nowadays. Beware of the metal twink!
#marvelrivals #marvel #ultron

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han1011🔞 @han1011.bsky.social · May 20

I don't know what I'm drawing
#opstar #starop #transformers #valveplug

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