5nark Twain
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5nark Twain
@5narktwain.bsky.social
· Jan 28
Just a reminder about the fuckery MAGA is sending our way. Feel free to download and share in your other platforms
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#KashPatel #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
when even your boss can’t stand your headlines, it’s not about investigations… it’s about optics.
Stay tuned, because the bureau may be on the verge of a plot twist.
#FBIDrama #KashPatel
when even your boss can’t stand your headlines, it’s not about investigations… it’s about optics.
Stay tuned, because the bureau may be on the verge of a plot twist.
#FBIDrama #KashPatel
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
#KashPatel #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
when even your boss can’t stand your headlines, it’s not about investigations… it’s about optics.
Stay tuned, because the bureau may be on the verge of a plot twist.
#FBIDrama #KashPatel
when even your boss can’t stand your headlines, it’s not about investigations… it’s about optics.
Stay tuned, because the bureau may be on the verge of a plot twist.
#FBIDrama #KashPatel
Reposted by 5nark Twain
🚨🚨HOLY SHIT‼️Robert De Niro just went scorched earth on “Dirty Donald” and his administration and it is delicious to watch. This is how you pushback on this fascist regime. Thank you calling out these anti-American fools for the invasive species that they are. Must watch🔥💥🔥
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
🚨🚨HOLY SHIT‼️Robert De Niro just went scorched earth on “Dirty Donald” and his administration and it is delicious to watch. This is how you pushback on this fascist regime. Thank you calling out these anti-American fools for the invasive species that they are. Must watch🔥💥🔥
#MarkKelley #PeteHegseth
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
explain to me how a drunk dude thought he could go after a Navy captain AND astronaut — like bro, you can’t even navigate a sidewalk and you’re coming for someone who literally navigated space and dodge missiles
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
explain to me how a drunk dude thought he could go after a Navy captain AND astronaut — like bro, you can’t even navigate a sidewalk and you’re coming for someone who literally navigated space and dodge missiles
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
#MarkKelley #PeteHegseth
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
explain to me how a drunk dude thought he could go after a Navy captain AND astronaut — like bro, you can’t even navigate a sidewalk and you’re coming for someone who literally navigated space and dodge missiles
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
explain to me how a drunk dude thought he could go after a Navy captain AND astronaut — like bro, you can’t even navigate a sidewalk and you’re coming for someone who literally navigated space and dodge missiles
#Trump #Economy #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
under Biden , we were the envy of the world and then Under Trump the economy didn’t just slip — it face-planted, rolled down a hill, and asked for spare change at the bottom.
under Biden , we were the envy of the world and then Under Trump the economy didn’t just slip — it face-planted, rolled down a hill, and asked for spare change at the bottom.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
#Trump #Economy #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
under Biden , we were the envy of the world and then Under Trump the economy didn’t just slip — it face-planted, rolled down a hill, and asked for spare change at the bottom.
under Biden , we were the envy of the world and then Under Trump the economy didn’t just slip — it face-planted, rolled down a hill, and asked for spare change at the bottom.
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
#Impeach #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
When incompetence and corruption becomes a group project
At this point, impeaching one of them is like deleting a single app on a phone with 87 viruses.
Whole squad gotta go.
#ImpeachTheNPCs #AdminFail #ChaosCrew #GovernmentMeme #AccountabilityNow
When incompetence and corruption becomes a group project
At this point, impeaching one of them is like deleting a single app on a phone with 87 viruses.
Whole squad gotta go.
#ImpeachTheNPCs #AdminFail #ChaosCrew #GovernmentMeme #AccountabilityNow
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
#Impeach #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
When incompetence and corruption becomes a group project
At this point, impeaching one of them is like deleting a single app on a phone with 87 viruses.
Whole squad gotta go.
#ImpeachTheNPCs #AdminFail #ChaosCrew #GovernmentMeme #AccountabilityNow
When incompetence and corruption becomes a group project
At this point, impeaching one of them is like deleting a single app on a phone with 87 viruses.
Whole squad gotta go.
#ImpeachTheNPCs #AdminFail #ChaosCrew #GovernmentMeme #AccountabilityNow
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
#Thanksgiving #ICE #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
If we want to talk about gratitude this season, maybe start with remembering who opened the door in the first place and how our legacy is one of betrayal
#FirstPeoples #TruthBeforeMyth #LandBack #IndigenousHistory #HonorTheHosts #ThanksgivingTruth
If we want to talk about gratitude this season, maybe start with remembering who opened the door in the first place and how our legacy is one of betrayal
#FirstPeoples #TruthBeforeMyth #LandBack #IndigenousHistory #HonorTheHosts #ThanksgivingTruth
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
#Thanksgiving #ICE #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
If we want to talk about gratitude this season, maybe start with remembering who opened the door in the first place and how our legacy is one of betrayal
#FirstPeoples #TruthBeforeMyth #LandBack #IndigenousHistory #HonorTheHosts #ThanksgivingTruth
If we want to talk about gratitude this season, maybe start with remembering who opened the door in the first place and how our legacy is one of betrayal
#FirstPeoples #TruthBeforeMyth #LandBack #IndigenousHistory #HonorTheHosts #ThanksgivingTruth
#Trump #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Welcome to the 2025 holiday season — where the only thing rising faster than Christmas lights are the prices.
Grocery bill? A jump scare.
Healthcare? A Hallmark horror movie. Presents for the kids? Can’t even afford a bag of coal. 🎅✨
#HolidayTruths #EconomyCheck
Welcome to the 2025 holiday season — where the only thing rising faster than Christmas lights are the prices.
Grocery bill? A jump scare.
Healthcare? A Hallmark horror movie. Presents for the kids? Can’t even afford a bag of coal. 🎅✨
#HolidayTruths #EconomyCheck
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
#Trump #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Welcome to the 2025 holiday season — where the only thing rising faster than Christmas lights are the prices.
Grocery bill? A jump scare.
Healthcare? A Hallmark horror movie. Presents for the kids? Can’t even afford a bag of coal. 🎅✨
#HolidayTruths #EconomyCheck
Welcome to the 2025 holiday season — where the only thing rising faster than Christmas lights are the prices.
Grocery bill? A jump scare.
Healthcare? A Hallmark horror movie. Presents for the kids? Can’t even afford a bag of coal. 🎅✨
#HolidayTruths #EconomyCheck
Reposted by 5nark Twain
#ProudBlue
#OneV1
flip.it/P4FxKp
Sounds like Trump
I respect Brazil.
They do what they say.
Here we have unlimited hypocrisy.
We live, breathe and wallow in it.
What could explain why we allow Republicans to continue to stop gun control laws?
Or watch them protect child sex traffickers?
#OneV1
flip.it/P4FxKp
Sounds like Trump
I respect Brazil.
They do what they say.
Here we have unlimited hypocrisy.
We live, breathe and wallow in it.
What could explain why we allow Republicans to continue to stop gun control laws?
Or watch them protect child sex traffickers?
Brazil's ex-president Bolsonaro arrested over alleged plot to escape and avoid 27-year prison term
Brazil’s Supreme Court has ordered the arrest of former President Jair Bolsonaro over claims he was planning to escape before starting his 27-year prison sentence for leading a coup attempt.
flip.it
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
#ProudBlue
#OneV1
flip.it/P4FxKp
Sounds like Trump
I respect Brazil.
They do what they say.
Here we have unlimited hypocrisy.
We live, breathe and wallow in it.
What could explain why we allow Republicans to continue to stop gun control laws?
Or watch them protect child sex traffickers?
#OneV1
flip.it/P4FxKp
Sounds like Trump
I respect Brazil.
They do what they say.
Here we have unlimited hypocrisy.
We live, breathe and wallow in it.
What could explain why we allow Republicans to continue to stop gun control laws?
Or watch them protect child sex traffickers?
Reposted by 5nark Twain
"Niemöller’s warning about passivity and indifference, about the dangers of silence and inaction in the face of injustice, about going along to get along and speaking out too late, is enduring."
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
The Intellectual and Moral Decline of the American Right
The conservative backlash against Nick Fuentes has yet to challenge the president who had him over for dinner.
www.theatlantic.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"Niemöller’s warning about passivity and indifference, about the dangers of silence and inaction in the face of injustice, about going along to get along and speaking out too late, is enduring."
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
#Mamdani #WhiteHouse #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Wonder why Trump fawned all over Mandani at the White House? I think his dementia rattled brain saw the beard and thought…
Wonder why Trump fawned all over Mandani at the White House? I think his dementia rattled brain saw the beard and thought…
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
#Mamdani #WhiteHouse #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Wonder why Trump fawned all over Mandani at the White House? I think his dementia rattled brain saw the beard and thought…
Wonder why Trump fawned all over Mandani at the White House? I think his dementia rattled brain saw the beard and thought…
#MAGA #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Discover the Magical World of “MAGA Faery Tales” – Where Reality Takes a Permanent Vacation!
Perfect for bedtime stories or family gatherings where critical thinking is strictly optional!
Grab your copy today – before it’s banned for being too “truthy.” Only $86.47
Discover the Magical World of “MAGA Faery Tales” – Where Reality Takes a Permanent Vacation!
Perfect for bedtime stories or family gatherings where critical thinking is strictly optional!
Grab your copy today – before it’s banned for being too “truthy.” Only $86.47
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
#MAGA #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Discover the Magical World of “MAGA Faery Tales” – Where Reality Takes a Permanent Vacation!
Perfect for bedtime stories or family gatherings where critical thinking is strictly optional!
Grab your copy today – before it’s banned for being too “truthy.” Only $86.47
Discover the Magical World of “MAGA Faery Tales” – Where Reality Takes a Permanent Vacation!
Perfect for bedtime stories or family gatherings where critical thinking is strictly optional!
Grab your copy today – before it’s banned for being too “truthy.” Only $86.47
#DonaldTrump #TDS #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
it’s wild how every time I post about Trump MAGA keeps yelling ‘TDS! TDS!’ like some bargain-bin WebMD
Well TDS is real but not in the way they think
Projection? Babe, it’s not a projector — it’s a full IMAX experience
#TDS #Projection101 #MAGAProblems
it’s wild how every time I post about Trump MAGA keeps yelling ‘TDS! TDS!’ like some bargain-bin WebMD
Well TDS is real but not in the way they think
Projection? Babe, it’s not a projector — it’s a full IMAX experience
#TDS #Projection101 #MAGAProblems
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
#DonaldTrump #TDS #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
it’s wild how every time I post about Trump MAGA keeps yelling ‘TDS! TDS!’ like some bargain-bin WebMD
Well TDS is real but not in the way they think
Projection? Babe, it’s not a projector — it’s a full IMAX experience
#TDS #Projection101 #MAGAProblems
it’s wild how every time I post about Trump MAGA keeps yelling ‘TDS! TDS!’ like some bargain-bin WebMD
Well TDS is real but not in the way they think
Projection? Babe, it’s not a projector — it’s a full IMAX experience
#TDS #Projection101 #MAGAProblems
Reposted by 5nark Twain
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The conservative media ecosystem this AM is working overtime to convince people that America is under nonstop attack. Islam panic, migrant fear stories, Butler conspiracy posts, and Democrats cast as criminals. It is coordinated and emotional by design.
#Voices4Victory #DV1 #USDemocracy #Proudblue
The conservative media ecosystem this AM is working overtime to convince people that America is under nonstop attack. Islam panic, migrant fear stories, Butler conspiracy posts, and Democrats cast as criminals. It is coordinated and emotional by design.
#Voices4Victory #DV1 #USDemocracy #Proudblue
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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The conservative media ecosystem this AM is working overtime to convince people that America is under nonstop attack. Islam panic, migrant fear stories, Butler conspiracy posts, and Democrats cast as criminals. It is coordinated and emotional by design.
#Voices4Victory #DV1 #USDemocracy #Proudblue
The conservative media ecosystem this AM is working overtime to convince people that America is under nonstop attack. Islam panic, migrant fear stories, Butler conspiracy posts, and Democrats cast as criminals. It is coordinated and emotional by design.
#Voices4Victory #DV1 #USDemocracy #Proudblue
#DonaldTrump #military #DemVoice1 #Proudblue
Let that sink in: the person who took an oath to protect the Constitution is now suggesting execution for people defending the Constitution
Let that sink in: the person who took an oath to protect the Constitution is now suggesting execution for people defending the Constitution
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
#DonaldTrump #military #DemVoice1 #Proudblue
Let that sink in: the person who took an oath to protect the Constitution is now suggesting execution for people defending the Constitution
Let that sink in: the person who took an oath to protect the Constitution is now suggesting execution for people defending the Constitution
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
#Trump #MBS #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue MBS is the one holding the leash and Trump is just out here trotting along, waiting for treats and instructions. 🐕💼 The geopolitical walk-of-shame nobody asked for but everyone keeps seeing on the timeline. 😂🌍
#GeopoliticalPetShow #MBSAndTrump #LeashPolitics
#GeopoliticalPetShow #MBSAndTrump #LeashPolitics
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
#Trump #MBS #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue MBS is the one holding the leash and Trump is just out here trotting along, waiting for treats and instructions. 🐕💼 The geopolitical walk-of-shame nobody asked for but everyone keeps seeing on the timeline. 😂🌍
#GeopoliticalPetShow #MBSAndTrump #LeashPolitics
#GeopoliticalPetShow #MBSAndTrump #LeashPolitics
#NoFascistUSA #ProudBlue #DemVoice1
We are where we are.Performing a national exorcism for voters who decided ‘Gaza first, fascism later’—like babes, I promise we can care about global tragedies AND stop the wannabe dictator in our backyard. Multitasking isn’t demonic possession… it’s democracy. 😭🔥🇺🇸
We are where we are.Performing a national exorcism for voters who decided ‘Gaza first, fascism later’—like babes, I promise we can care about global tragedies AND stop the wannabe dictator in our backyard. Multitasking isn’t demonic possession… it’s democracy. 😭🔥🇺🇸
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
#NoFascistUSA #ProudBlue #DemVoice1
We are where we are.Performing a national exorcism for voters who decided ‘Gaza first, fascism later’—like babes, I promise we can care about global tragedies AND stop the wannabe dictator in our backyard. Multitasking isn’t demonic possession… it’s democracy. 😭🔥🇺🇸
We are where we are.Performing a national exorcism for voters who decided ‘Gaza first, fascism later’—like babes, I promise we can care about global tragedies AND stop the wannabe dictator in our backyard. Multitasking isn’t demonic possession… it’s democracy. 😭🔥🇺🇸
Reposted by 5nark Twain
How about sinking Venezuelan boats with no proof that they are carrying illicit drugs to the US? The pros who've been fighting the drug trade know a lot about how it works. Virtually none of it comes from small boats from Venezuela, and no evidence of their guild has ever been revealed.
#ProudBlue
#ProudBlue
Lindsey Graham: "I don't think I've ever been on a show more unnerving than tonight. You've got US senators and members of the House suggesting to our men and women in the military that they should be disobeying unlawful orders issued by President Trump and his military."
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 AM
How about sinking Venezuelan boats with no proof that they are carrying illicit drugs to the US? The pros who've been fighting the drug trade know a lot about how it works. Virtually none of it comes from small boats from Venezuela, and no evidence of their guild has ever been revealed.
#ProudBlue
#ProudBlue
#Trump #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
The whole world refreshing their phones waiting for cholesterol to finally do its thing… because sometimes karma needs a little LDL assist. 🥓✨ When that moment comes, nations will rejoice, choirs will sing😂🌍💙
#IHDY #LDLLoading #KarmaIsCardio #WorldRejoices
The whole world refreshing their phones waiting for cholesterol to finally do its thing… because sometimes karma needs a little LDL assist. 🥓✨ When that moment comes, nations will rejoice, choirs will sing😂🌍💙
#IHDY #LDLLoading #KarmaIsCardio #WorldRejoices
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
#Trump #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
The whole world refreshing their phones waiting for cholesterol to finally do its thing… because sometimes karma needs a little LDL assist. 🥓✨ When that moment comes, nations will rejoice, choirs will sing😂🌍💙
#IHDY #LDLLoading #KarmaIsCardio #WorldRejoices
The whole world refreshing their phones waiting for cholesterol to finally do its thing… because sometimes karma needs a little LDL assist. 🥓✨ When that moment comes, nations will rejoice, choirs will sing😂🌍💙
#IHDY #LDLLoading #KarmaIsCardio #WorldRejoices
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM