Chris Sawin
@88teeth.bsky.social
Film critic. Writer. Infrequent video game player. Cat collector. Lover of all things Godzilla, Ultraman, and Dragon Ball.
‘Predator: Badlands’ Review — Predator At Its Action-Packed Best bit.ly/yautja
#PredatorBadlands is now playing in theaters. #filmsky #movies #moviereview #Predator
#PredatorBadlands is now playing in theaters. #filmsky #movies #moviereview #Predator
'Predator: Badlands' Review — Predator At Its Action-Packed Best
Savage, badass, and brutal, Predator: Badlands is the most action-packed Predator film yet; one worth seeing in theaters.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
‘Predator: Badlands’ Review — Predator At Its Action-Packed Best bit.ly/yautja
#PredatorBadlands is now playing in theaters. #filmsky #movies #moviereview #Predator
#PredatorBadlands is now playing in theaters. #filmsky #movies #moviereview #Predator
Blade of the Immortal (2017)
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Blade of the Immortal (2017)
Happy day two of #FantasticFest I’m running on four hours of sleep.
September 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Happy day two of #FantasticFest I’m running on four hours of sleep.
Fixed is crude at its core, but it’s also more than that. Themes of vanity, masculinity, and self discovery. Has to set a record for the screen time of testicles in an animated film though. #FixedNetflix #animation @netflix.com
August 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Fixed is crude at its core, but it’s also more than that. Themes of vanity, masculinity, and self discovery. Has to set a record for the screen time of testicles in an animated film though. #FixedNetflix #animation @netflix.com
‘Highest 2 Lowest’ Review – A Thriller That Exceeds In Predictability bit.ly/HiTwoLo
"The story is so shackled to safe and expected circumstances that it tethers the film to certain mediocrity."
#filmsky #Highest2Lowest #moviereview #movies
"The story is so shackled to safe and expected circumstances that it tethers the film to certain mediocrity."
#filmsky #Highest2Lowest #moviereview #movies
'Highest 2 Lowest' Review - A Thriller That Exceeds In Predictability
Review: Denzel Washington and Spike Lee take things from 'Highest 2 Lowest' in their new collaboration based on a Kurosawa film.
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August 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
‘Highest 2 Lowest’ Review – A Thriller That Exceeds In Predictability bit.ly/HiTwoLo
"The story is so shackled to safe and expected circumstances that it tethers the film to certain mediocrity."
#filmsky #Highest2Lowest #moviereview #movies
"The story is so shackled to safe and expected circumstances that it tethers the film to certain mediocrity."
#filmsky #Highest2Lowest #moviereview #movies
Fantasia Film Festival 2025 – ‘The Girl Who Stole Time’ Review — Quality Animation That Shines In Any Time Period bit.ly/TimeStlr
"The Girl Who Stole Time is a magical, creative, and vividly innovative time-traveling adventure."
#fantasia2025 #animation #filmsky
"The Girl Who Stole Time is a magical, creative, and vividly innovative time-traveling adventure."
#fantasia2025 #animation #filmsky
Fantasia Film Festival 2025 - 'The Girl Who Stole Time' Review — Quality Animation That Shines In Any Time Period
With smoothly satisfying animation, The Girl Who Stole Time is a magical, creative, and vividly innovative time-traveling adventure.
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August 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Fantasia Film Festival 2025 – ‘The Girl Who Stole Time’ Review — Quality Animation That Shines In Any Time Period bit.ly/TimeStlr
"The Girl Who Stole Time is a magical, creative, and vividly innovative time-traveling adventure."
#fantasia2025 #animation #filmsky
"The Girl Who Stole Time is a magical, creative, and vividly innovative time-traveling adventure."
#fantasia2025 #animation #filmsky
‘Weapons’ (2025) Review — Hilarious Horror That Trickles Through A Dramatic and Bonkers Mystery bit.ly/KidsPoof
Weapons expands upon Zach Cregger’s storytelling and directing capabilities and offers what is arguably the biggest crowd-pleasing finale of any film this year
#weaponsmovie #moviereview
Weapons expands upon Zach Cregger’s storytelling and directing capabilities and offers what is arguably the biggest crowd-pleasing finale of any film this year
#weaponsmovie #moviereview
'Weapons' (2025) Review -- Hilarious Horror That Trickles Through A Dramatic and Bonkers Mystery
Review: 'Weapons' is Zach Cregger's follow-up to his well-received 'Barbarian' and it's more accessible to a wider audience.
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August 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
‘Weapons’ (2025) Review — Hilarious Horror That Trickles Through A Dramatic and Bonkers Mystery bit.ly/KidsPoof
Weapons expands upon Zach Cregger’s storytelling and directing capabilities and offers what is arguably the biggest crowd-pleasing finale of any film this year
#weaponsmovie #moviereview
Weapons expands upon Zach Cregger’s storytelling and directing capabilities and offers what is arguably the biggest crowd-pleasing finale of any film this year
#weaponsmovie #moviereview
‘The Naked Gun’ (2025) Review — An Excessive And Exhausting Comedy That Gets It Until It Doesn’t
bit.ly/NekkidGun
The Naked Gun has its moments, but is kind of overkill for an 80 minute comedy. Now playing.
#TheNakedGun #movies #comedy
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The Naked Gun has its moments, but is kind of overkill for an 80 minute comedy. Now playing.
#TheNakedGun #movies #comedy
'The Naked Gun' (2025) Review — An Excessive And Exhausting Comedy That Gets It Until It Doesn’t
There are fun and hilarious moments in The Naked Gun, but it’s a barrage of slapstick comedy with unlimited ammo on its ludicrous content.
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August 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
‘The Naked Gun’ (2025) Review — An Excessive And Exhausting Comedy That Gets It Until It Doesn’t
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The Naked Gun has its moments, but is kind of overkill for an 80 minute comedy. Now playing.
#TheNakedGun #movies #comedy
bit.ly/NekkidGun
The Naked Gun has its moments, but is kind of overkill for an 80 minute comedy. Now playing.
#TheNakedGun #movies #comedy
Fantasia Film Festival 2025 – ‘Stuntman’ Review — Honoring Hong Kong Cinema With Mesmerizing Drama bit.ly/ManOfStunts
#fantasia2025 #Stuntman #action #drama #movies
#fantasia2025 #Stuntman #action #drama #movies
Fantasia Film Festival 2025 - 'Stuntman' Review — Honoring Hong Kong Cinema With Mesmerizing Drama
With exceptionally poignant performances and a traumatic storyline, Stuntman embraces the new while honoring the legends that predate it.
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August 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Fantasia Film Festival 2025 – ‘Stuntman’ Review — Honoring Hong Kong Cinema With Mesmerizing Drama bit.ly/ManOfStunts
#fantasia2025 #Stuntman #action #drama #movies
#fantasia2025 #Stuntman #action #drama #movies
Fantasia Film Festival 2025 – ‘Noise’ Review — Authentic Terror Engulfed In A Muffled Storyline bit.ly/SKNoise
I wanted to like Noise more than I did, but it still has some incredibly solid moments of dread. #Fantasia2025 #moviereview #Noise #SouthKorea #horror #movies
I wanted to like Noise more than I did, but it still has some incredibly solid moments of dread. #Fantasia2025 #moviereview #Noise #SouthKorea #horror #movies
Fantasia Film Festival 2025 - 'Noise' Review — Authentic Terror Engulfed In A Muffled Storyline
An auditory nightmare fueled by an uncertain, foreboding atmosphere, Noise is really good at times but slightly disappointing in execution.
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August 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Fantasia Film Festival 2025 – ‘Noise’ Review — Authentic Terror Engulfed In A Muffled Storyline bit.ly/SKNoise
I wanted to like Noise more than I did, but it still has some incredibly solid moments of dread. #Fantasia2025 #moviereview #Noise #SouthKorea #horror #movies
I wanted to like Noise more than I did, but it still has some incredibly solid moments of dread. #Fantasia2025 #moviereview #Noise #SouthKorea #horror #movies
‘The Bad Guys 2’ Review — A Bigger, Badder, And Funnier Movie Than Its Predecessor bit.ly/BadGoGood
The Bad Guys had some impressive animation, but was mediocre everywhere else. The sequel improves on just about everything. The Bad Guys 2 is now playing
#TheBadGuys2 #animation #moviereview #movies
The Bad Guys had some impressive animation, but was mediocre everywhere else. The sequel improves on just about everything. The Bad Guys 2 is now playing
#TheBadGuys2 #animation #moviereview #movies
'The Bad Guys 2' Review — A Bigger, Badder, And Funnier Movie Than Its Predecessor
A bigger, badder, and funnier than its predecessor, The Bad Guys 2 is a great animated heist comedy worthy of your attention.
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August 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
‘The Bad Guys 2’ Review — A Bigger, Badder, And Funnier Movie Than Its Predecessor bit.ly/BadGoGood
The Bad Guys had some impressive animation, but was mediocre everywhere else. The sequel improves on just about everything. The Bad Guys 2 is now playing
#TheBadGuys2 #animation #moviereview #movies
The Bad Guys had some impressive animation, but was mediocre everywhere else. The sequel improves on just about everything. The Bad Guys 2 is now playing
#TheBadGuys2 #animation #moviereview #movies
Fantasia Film Festival 2025 – ‘I Am Frankelda’ Review — A Fantastical And Nightmarish Stop-Motion Delight
Full review: bit.ly/Frankelda
#Fantasia2025 #moviereview #IAmFrankelda #animation #stopmotion
Full review: bit.ly/Frankelda
#Fantasia2025 #moviereview #IAmFrankelda #animation #stopmotion
Fantasia Film Festival 2025 - 'I Am Frankelda' Review — A Fantastical And Nightmarish Stop-Motion Delight
Though I Am Frankelda is a story worth telling, it's told in a roundabout way that would have benefited from a few revisions from an editor.
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August 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Fantasia Film Festival 2025 – ‘I Am Frankelda’ Review — A Fantastical And Nightmarish Stop-Motion Delight
Full review: bit.ly/Frankelda
#Fantasia2025 #moviereview #IAmFrankelda #animation #stopmotion
Full review: bit.ly/Frankelda
#Fantasia2025 #moviereview #IAmFrankelda #animation #stopmotion
‘The Fantastic Four: First Steps’ Review – As Easy As Taking A Baby From Galactus
"It’s somewhat of a relief to have a Fantastic Four film that is actually worthwhile and hopefully worth revisiting with fondness instead of regret."
Full review: bit.ly/F41stSteps
#TheFantasticFour #moviereview
"It’s somewhat of a relief to have a Fantastic Four film that is actually worthwhile and hopefully worth revisiting with fondness instead of regret."
Full review: bit.ly/F41stSteps
#TheFantasticFour #moviereview
'The Fantastic Four: First Steps' Review - As Easy As Taking A Baby From Galactus
There’s a lot of promise in this version of The Fantastic Four; a worthwhile cinematic endeavor unlike its predecessors.
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July 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
‘The Fantastic Four: First Steps’ Review – As Easy As Taking A Baby From Galactus
"It’s somewhat of a relief to have a Fantastic Four film that is actually worthwhile and hopefully worth revisiting with fondness instead of regret."
Full review: bit.ly/F41stSteps
#TheFantasticFour #moviereview
"It’s somewhat of a relief to have a Fantastic Four film that is actually worthwhile and hopefully worth revisiting with fondness instead of regret."
Full review: bit.ly/F41stSteps
#TheFantasticFour #moviereview
The art on these cards is super impressive. Excited to break this open. #dragonball #dbfw #fusionworld #dbscardgame
July 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The art on these cards is super impressive. Excited to break this open. #dragonball #dbfw #fusionworld #dbscardgame
Fantasia Film Festival 2025 — Five Anticipated Films
I'll be covering #Fantasia2025 remotely this year. Here are five films I'm hoping I'll get to cover plus a few honorable mentions. #Fantasia2025 #filmfestival #movies #animation
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I'll be covering #Fantasia2025 remotely this year. Here are five films I'm hoping I'll get to cover plus a few honorable mentions. #Fantasia2025 #filmfestival #movies #animation
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Fantasia Film Festival 2025 -- Five Anticipated Films
The Fantasia International Film Festival typically features incredible foreign, horror, animated, and some of the best and weirdest films every year. During the pandemic, they became more lenient with...
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July 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Fantasia Film Festival 2025 — Five Anticipated Films
I'll be covering #Fantasia2025 remotely this year. Here are five films I'm hoping I'll get to cover plus a few honorable mentions. #Fantasia2025 #filmfestival #movies #animation
bit.ly/Fantasia2025
I'll be covering #Fantasia2025 remotely this year. Here are five films I'm hoping I'll get to cover plus a few honorable mentions. #Fantasia2025 #filmfestival #movies #animation
bit.ly/Fantasia2025
July 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"There’s something fun and whimsical here trapped inside the body of an entitled, lie-spewing thundercunt."
#Elio #moviereview #animation #Pixar #Disney #filmsky
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#Elio #moviereview #animation #Pixar #Disney #filmsky
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'Elio' Review -- In Space, No One Can Hear You Be An Asshole
Elio (Yonas Kibreab) is an 11-year-old boy who has recently lost his parents. He’s been taken in by his aunt Olga (Zoe Saldana). Olga works in orbital analysis and is gone a lot. Feeling like he doesn...
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July 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"There’s something fun and whimsical here trapped inside the body of an entitled, lie-spewing thundercunt."
#Elio #moviereview #animation #Pixar #Disney #filmsky
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#Elio #moviereview #animation #Pixar #Disney #filmsky
bit.ly/Eli-No
Comicpalooza 2025 Recap — The Joyful Aches of Cosplaying In Your 40s
This year's Comicpalooza was a ton of fun. First time since 2019. Here's to going back next year. #Comicpalooza #Houston #convention #comicbooks #anime #cosplay
bit.ly/Ouch4Fun
This year's Comicpalooza was a ton of fun. First time since 2019. Here's to going back next year. #Comicpalooza #Houston #convention #comicbooks #anime #cosplay
bit.ly/Ouch4Fun
Comicpalooza 2025 Recap — The Joyful Aches of Cosplaying In Your 40s
My bitter-sweet recap of this this year's Comicpalooza, as a 41-year-old cosplayer who still manages to find joy in these events.
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July 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Comicpalooza 2025 Recap — The Joyful Aches of Cosplaying In Your 40s
This year's Comicpalooza was a ton of fun. First time since 2019. Here's to going back next year. #Comicpalooza #Houston #convention #comicbooks #anime #cosplay
bit.ly/Ouch4Fun
This year's Comicpalooza was a ton of fun. First time since 2019. Here's to going back next year. #Comicpalooza #Houston #convention #comicbooks #anime #cosplay
bit.ly/Ouch4Fun
‘Dogma’ 4K Review — The Holy Grail Of Religious Comedies
"If you have a Mount Rushmore of Kevin Smith films, Dogma chisels itself as the Holy Grail of religious comedies."
Full review: bit.ly/Dogma4K
#Dogma #filmsky #moviereview #movies #KevinSmith
"If you have a Mount Rushmore of Kevin Smith films, Dogma chisels itself as the Holy Grail of religious comedies."
Full review: bit.ly/Dogma4K
#Dogma #filmsky #moviereview #movies #KevinSmith
'Dogma' 4K Review -- The Holy Grail Of Religious Comedies
Kevin Smith’s Dogma turns 25 this year, and it’s getting a 4K restoration with a well-deserved theatrical run and a home release to follow.
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June 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
‘Dogma’ 4K Review — The Holy Grail Of Religious Comedies
"If you have a Mount Rushmore of Kevin Smith films, Dogma chisels itself as the Holy Grail of religious comedies."
Full review: bit.ly/Dogma4K
#Dogma #filmsky #moviereview #movies #KevinSmith
"If you have a Mount Rushmore of Kevin Smith films, Dogma chisels itself as the Holy Grail of religious comedies."
Full review: bit.ly/Dogma4K
#Dogma #filmsky #moviereview #movies #KevinSmith
‘The Life of Chuck’ Review – A Film That Showcases The Art of Living
"Wholesome, meaningful, timely, and incredibly moving; The Life of Chuck is overflowing with heart and is the type of film we all need right now."
bit.ly/ThxChk
#filmsky @neon-rated.bsky.social #moviereview #movies
"Wholesome, meaningful, timely, and incredibly moving; The Life of Chuck is overflowing with heart and is the type of film we all need right now."
bit.ly/ThxChk
#filmsky @neon-rated.bsky.social #moviereview #movies
'The Life of Chuck' Review - A Film That Showcases The Art of Living
Review: 'The Life of Chuck' isn't horror so it might not be what you expect from Stephen King or Mike Flanagan, but it's worth a look.
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June 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
‘The Life of Chuck’ Review – A Film That Showcases The Art of Living
"Wholesome, meaningful, timely, and incredibly moving; The Life of Chuck is overflowing with heart and is the type of film we all need right now."
bit.ly/ThxChk
#filmsky @neon-rated.bsky.social #moviereview #movies
"Wholesome, meaningful, timely, and incredibly moving; The Life of Chuck is overflowing with heart and is the type of film we all need right now."
bit.ly/ThxChk
#filmsky @neon-rated.bsky.social #moviereview #movies
bit.ly/NoFluffy
"Lilo & Stitch is a watchable live-action Disney remake with some entertaining moments. Still, its knack for revising more than half of what made the animated version memorable and molding it into something more mediocre is baffling."
#LiloandStitch #moviereview #movies #Disney
"Lilo & Stitch is a watchable live-action Disney remake with some entertaining moments. Still, its knack for revising more than half of what made the animated version memorable and molding it into something more mediocre is baffling."
#LiloandStitch #moviereview #movies #Disney
'Lilo & Stitch' Review - Mutating Experiment 626 Into Mediocrity
Review: while the new 'Lilo & Stitch has some fun moments, it is yet another unnecessary remake of a Disney classic.
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June 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
bit.ly/NoFluffy
"Lilo & Stitch is a watchable live-action Disney remake with some entertaining moments. Still, its knack for revising more than half of what made the animated version memorable and molding it into something more mediocre is baffling."
#LiloandStitch #moviereview #movies #Disney
"Lilo & Stitch is a watchable live-action Disney remake with some entertaining moments. Still, its knack for revising more than half of what made the animated version memorable and molding it into something more mediocre is baffling."
#LiloandStitch #moviereview #movies #Disney
‘Bring Her Back’ Review — Spellbinding Horror That Consumes Its Audience
"Bring Her Back is another mesmerizing effort from the Phillipou brothers, with gnarly sequences that teeter on being fully gruesome."
Full review: bit.ly/GrapeFrut
#filmsky #BringHerBack #moviereview #horror #SallyHawkins
"Bring Her Back is another mesmerizing effort from the Phillipou brothers, with gnarly sequences that teeter on being fully gruesome."
Full review: bit.ly/GrapeFrut
#filmsky #BringHerBack #moviereview #horror #SallyHawkins
'Bring Her Back' Review -- Spellbinding Horror That Consumes Its Audience
From Australian twin filmmakers Danny and Michael Philippou (Talk to Me), Bring Her Back follows brother and sister Andy (Billy Barratt) and Piper (Sora Wong). Piper is mostly blind (she can see shape...
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June 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
‘Bring Her Back’ Review — Spellbinding Horror That Consumes Its Audience
"Bring Her Back is another mesmerizing effort from the Phillipou brothers, with gnarly sequences that teeter on being fully gruesome."
Full review: bit.ly/GrapeFrut
#filmsky #BringHerBack #moviereview #horror #SallyHawkins
"Bring Her Back is another mesmerizing effort from the Phillipou brothers, with gnarly sequences that teeter on being fully gruesome."
Full review: bit.ly/GrapeFrut
#filmsky #BringHerBack #moviereview #horror #SallyHawkins
‘Re-Animator’ 4K UHD Review: Breathing New Life Into A Beloved Horror Classic bit.ly/LifeGivr
Ignite Films has restored Stuart Gordon's horror classic Re-Animator in glorious 4K. It's a solid way to celebrate the film's 40th anniversary.
#filmsky #reanimator #4K #bluray #movies #horror
Ignite Films has restored Stuart Gordon's horror classic Re-Animator in glorious 4K. It's a solid way to celebrate the film's 40th anniversary.
#filmsky #reanimator #4K #bluray #movies #horror
'Re-Animator' 4K UHD Review: Breathing New Life Into A Beloved Horror Classic
40 years after its theatrical debut, Ignite Films' 4K restoration has breathed new life into Stuart Gordon's horror classic, 'Re-Animator'.
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May 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
‘Re-Animator’ 4K UHD Review: Breathing New Life Into A Beloved Horror Classic bit.ly/LifeGivr
Ignite Films has restored Stuart Gordon's horror classic Re-Animator in glorious 4K. It's a solid way to celebrate the film's 40th anniversary.
#filmsky #reanimator #4K #bluray #movies #horror
Ignite Films has restored Stuart Gordon's horror classic Re-Animator in glorious 4K. It's a solid way to celebrate the film's 40th anniversary.
#filmsky #reanimator #4K #bluray #movies #horror
‘Holy Night: Demon Hunters’ Review — A Punchier Version Of ‘Constantine’
Ma Dong-seok typically chooses great projects to be a part of, and it’s unfortunate that Holy Night: Demon Hunters feels so rushed and incomplete.
Full review: bit.ly/DmnHntrs
#foreignfilm #madongseok #southkorea #action
Ma Dong-seok typically chooses great projects to be a part of, and it’s unfortunate that Holy Night: Demon Hunters feels so rushed and incomplete.
Full review: bit.ly/DmnHntrs
#foreignfilm #madongseok #southkorea #action
'Holy Night: Demon Hunters' Review -- A Punchier Version Of 'Constantine'
Written and directed by first-time filmmaker Lim Dae-hee, Holy Night: Demon Hunters follows three underground demon hunters who operate like private investigators who are too unorthodox to be cops and...
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May 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
‘Holy Night: Demon Hunters’ Review — A Punchier Version Of ‘Constantine’
Ma Dong-seok typically chooses great projects to be a part of, and it’s unfortunate that Holy Night: Demon Hunters feels so rushed and incomplete.
Full review: bit.ly/DmnHntrs
#foreignfilm #madongseok #southkorea #action
Ma Dong-seok typically chooses great projects to be a part of, and it’s unfortunate that Holy Night: Demon Hunters feels so rushed and incomplete.
Full review: bit.ly/DmnHntrs
#foreignfilm #madongseok #southkorea #action
‘Clown in a Cornfield’ Review — The Kids Who Cried Circus
"The kills are entertaining, but the young versus old debacle and less than surprising Frendo “twist” makes Clown in a Cornfield decent, but not memorable."
Full review: bit.ly/Frendo
#ClownInACornfield @shudder.com
"The kills are entertaining, but the young versus old debacle and less than surprising Frendo “twist” makes Clown in a Cornfield decent, but not memorable."
Full review: bit.ly/Frendo
#ClownInACornfield @shudder.com
'Clown in a Cornfield' Review -- The Kids Who Cried Circus
Based on the 2020 novel of the same name by Adam Cesare, Clown in a Cornfield follows 17-year-old Quinn Maybrook (Katie Douglas) and her father (Aaron Abrams) moving to Kettle Springs, Missouri. After...
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May 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
‘Clown in a Cornfield’ Review — The Kids Who Cried Circus
"The kills are entertaining, but the young versus old debacle and less than surprising Frendo “twist” makes Clown in a Cornfield decent, but not memorable."
Full review: bit.ly/Frendo
#ClownInACornfield @shudder.com
"The kills are entertaining, but the young versus old debacle and less than surprising Frendo “twist” makes Clown in a Cornfield decent, but not memorable."
Full review: bit.ly/Frendo
#ClownInACornfield @shudder.com