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d. emerson eddy 🐀
@93418.bsky.social
Is a figment of your imagination. Possibly a piece of undigested lumpy mashed potato, maybe an unfortunate jackalope. The figment writes things no one reads.

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I figure I should probably pin an introduction post.

I'm a writer, reviewer, and general nincompoop. Most recently, I've been writing Classic Comic Compendium weekly for @comicsbeat.bsky.social for the past 2+ years. I much prefer spreading what I love than not.

www.comicsbeat.com/author/demer...
d. emerson eddy, Author at The Beat
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"Dems demand ICE smile at you and politely inform you that they're going to execute you in the street in order to sign spending bills."
January 30, 2026 at 1:32 AM
5 Things You Can Do This Weekend Better Than Watching WWE Blood Money

• Watch paint dry, literally
• Do the previous year's taxes by hand on paper using the government forms, for fun
• Alphabetize the food in your cupboard
• Make paper masks for your cats/dogs
• Interpretive dance, in public
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January 30, 2026 at 12:37 AM
You know what will fix the world right now?

That's right...another theatrical release of Morbius.

It's Morbin' time!
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January 29, 2026 at 1:30 PM
This is just another reason why the 14th Amendment matters and why the Republican Party, especially Mitch McConnell, are all a bunch of shit weasels.
Ossoff: "This is a seismic event. This should have people across the country absolutely shook. This is a huge deal. This is an FBI raid on the Fulton County Elections office ... This is a shot across the bow at the midterm elections. He tried to steal power when he lost it in 2020."
January 29, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I think it would be cool if at Revolution we see something that we really wouldn't expect:

Brody King defending his AEW Men's World Championship against Andrade.

#AEWDynamite 🤼
January 29, 2026 at 3:11 AM
That's an even cooler mask than his Black Mask mask.

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January 29, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I don't know. I'd maybe play up the DnD angle.

Have one of them dress up as a dragon. The other a dungeon.

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January 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
January 29, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I also think Thekla should win this one.

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January 29, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I...really want Brody King to win both of these matches.

Both. Now IS the time to make him champion.

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January 29, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Who needs MJF's love when you've got God's Hate?

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January 29, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I love how flustered Schiavone gets as soon as MJF's theme hits.

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January 29, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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😮 Psycho Killer #AEWDynamite
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Ciampa is here. Fucking hell.

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January 29, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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FEBRUARY 25, 2026
@dcoffical.bsky.social
Milestone Media

NEW HISTORY OF THE DC UNIVERSE: THE DAKOTA INCIDENT

YOU. ARE. NOT. READY.

Final Order Cutoff is MONDAY.

Make sure you get yours!!
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I feel bad that nobody seems to listen to @refaubrey.bsky.social when she tells folks not to do things. It must be like herding cats.

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January 29, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Solid promo, interrupted by a walking, talking hot dog.

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January 29, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I smell the buttercream
So rich it seems obscene

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January 29, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Five jobs I've had:

• paperboy
• theatre and film reviewer
• stage actor
• bookseller
• refrigerator assembler
Five jobs I've had:

-door-to-door magazine subscription sales (as seen on Dragnet)
-busboy (lasted half a shift)
-day care worker
-janitor
-department store Santa Claus (a job for serious drinkers only)
Five jobs I've had:

-sandwich artist
-bucking hay
-cash vault technician
-university administrator
-parking garage attendant
January 29, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Should I be concerned about a restaurant that lists "chicken shawarma fries" under Beverages?
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January 29, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Faith Divides Us - Death Unites Us
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January 28, 2026 at 11:41 PM
It's Wednesday, you know what that means.

Are you ready for goats?

ARE YOU READY FOR GOATS!?

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January 28, 2026 at 11:33 PM
"And they called him a mime. A MIME!"
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January 28, 2026 at 8:29 PM
People out here saying "Hey, yo. You need to listen to this right wing podcast to understand what's really going on."

No, I fucking don't. The Overton Window has already been dragged so far to the right in America, I don't need to give it more fire.
January 28, 2026 at 5:50 PM