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螢光棒

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February 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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［隨筆］
路易獅的段子～
路易獅出國過海關時，總是會因為跨下一大包而被海關攔下來檢查。
當被嚴肅的拉到一旁脫褲子檢查，在手電筒下沒有發現危險物品，取而代之只有兩個巨大的蛋蛋上面躺著極具反差小小的包皮雞雞！

海關大聲向同事報告：安全！裏面都只是蛋！

被公開暴露的路易獅臉紅耳赤
February 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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［隨筆］健身房

大壯牛在更衣室附近找到一面鏡子，他忍不住在鏡子面前擺弄他自滿的肌肉，全裸擺出各種羞恥姿勢～

但他不知道的是，這面鏡子只是一面玻璃，他向整個健身室的客人展示了他自豪肌肉下隱藏的只有包皮外露的短小雞雞！

小孩：媽媽～為什麼這個肌肉叔叔的雞雞尺寸比我還小？
February 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Fatgum

肥膠的粉絲拿著他的黑歷史要簽名!?

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February 8, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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豆虎的神奇遭遇～
兩個小男生的天真發言讓一起在旁邊尿尿的大人豆虎醬害羞不已！
豆虎：不能硬！不能硬！硬了人生就結束了！？（現在小孩怎麼發育這麼好….
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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有星アキノリ(妖怪ウォッチシャドウサイド)

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February 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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［隨筆］寵物和主人
早上：
兩個令人羨慕的甜蜜小情侶遛著可愛的大狗狗～幸福快樂
晚上：
誰知道到晚上，寵物和主人的身份互換，變成大狗狗的性奴寵物，兩人事奉著大雞雞的狗（主人），在家裏大狗狗才是地位最高的一個！？
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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［隨筆］豆まき

校長豬（鬼）：哇～我要吃掉你們～
小孩子大叫四散

老師：不用害怕的哦，鬼先生害怕豆子，你拿著這些豆子丟他，鬼先生就會逃跑咯～
小孩：但是如果鬼先生害怕豆子，為什麼要在內褲裏藏著豆子？

老師看向校長內褲，馬上擋住他的嘴，但太晚了。
短小雞雞的鬼先生被小孩的話語擊倒了！
February 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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［隨筆］惠方卷
1p
🐻：又是要吃惠方卷的日子了～快來吃我的巨大惠方卷～
🦈:🙄🙄
2p
🦈：好吧…（用力咬下去
🐻：啊啊啊！？（尖叫
3p
🦈：沒事啦不用緊張，你雞雞多短小我可是知道的，不會咬到的啦～
🐻：…..（發抖
4p
🦈：阿.. 它因為被嚇到收縮，從惠方卷掉出來了wwww
February 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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キルケー (クレイヴ・サーガ)
meow~

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Turning Red

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威朗普_(LOL)

威朗普:人類真奇怪,一直叫人家坐他臉上...

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