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Adele Carpenter
@97adele.bsky.social
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Kotlin/Java developer that likes to lift heavy things and speak at tech conferences
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We keep giving AI the fun jobs (coding, writing, making art) while we are stuck with the shit jobs (laundry, code reviews, resolving merge conflicts) what a disaster
This has been a challenging talk to write, but I've been loving every second and I can't wait to step on stage to share it with you all!
Java: clunky, verbose…and still everywhere. Join @97adele.bsky.social at dev2next for a fun honest talk that dives into the quirks, the history, and the love/hate relationship devs have with Java ☕

www.dev2next.com/speaker/6dac...

🎟️ dev2next.com
🚀 Use the code JOIN-ADELEC-50OFF for a discount!
Glad you enjoyed it! :) if you add me as a connection on LinkedIn I will accept and we can go from there
diva: a self-important person who is temperamental and difficult to please (typically used of a woman).

man: a self-important person who is temperamental and difficult to please

it tracks
Hahaha Lotte said the same thing 😅
One of the cool things about being a grown up is doing childish things, like having pizza for breakfast at a conference

@ndcconferences.com
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”The human element increases as technology matures” - @97adele.bsky.social

#ndcoslo @ndcconferences.com
Another queen with a self quote 😍

Gonna have to do this in my next talk 💪

@luckygirliegirl.bsky.social
@ndcconferences.com
Yess queen, love a good self-quote 😍

"Prompting is AI's way of letting your know how sloppy your requirements are"

@noctovis.bsky.social
@ndcconferences.com
Much needed reality check at @ndcconferences.com Oslo opening keynote.

Laila Bougria (@noctovis.bsky.social) explaining coding vs production grade software and how AI fits into that

I'm fangirling hard 😍😍
Thanks for coming, really enjoyed your talk and lovely to meet you!
Thanks for having me, #NDCMelbourne! Had great fun sharing my emu-filled, DDD talk with you all

My other personal highlights: @97adele.bsky.social’s “Are Rewrites always a Bad Idea?” and @chrissimon.au & Maia Miller’s “Accessibility + TDD == easy && !impossible”
Tech bros

Do not greet your colleagues first thing in the morning with "You look tired"

Of course I am tired, I am tired of your shit

Think before you speak to another human
100% and it didn't take long

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For over 10 years, MassTransit has powered .NET applications worldwide across finance, healthcare, logistics, and government. Now, MT v9 will transition to a commercial model ensuring sustainability, support, and continued innovation. MT v8 remains open-source.

masstransit.io/introduction...
masstransit.io
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✈️ Software Lessons from Aviation Disasters
How can we, as engineers, learn from them?

@97adele.bsky.social (from Trifork amsterdam) dives into real-world failures in Mayday Mark 2! More Software Lessons From Aviation Disasters

https://amsterdam.voxxeddays.com
Live demo of using heart rate, via a HR monitor, to set the bpm of the track

Super fun talk by @rowdy.codes at #swetugg

Perfect close to Day 1 😍
Sorry for being sarcastic in the beginning but 1) it's just gone new year's and I am not sober and 2) sarcastic is my default setting anyway (but I can sometimes control it on the internet)
All my group chats that involve tech people are on signal (because WhatsApp became meta-fied and a large number of European tech folk object to this). The normies are on WhatsApp.
You need different friends? I don't know what to say to this
It's amazing how many women love lifting weights and being strong once they get over the social programming of needing to be dainty. It's an act of rebellion in and of itself
Beer with lunch at @cloudbrew.be because you can't hold a conf in a brewery and not serve beer!
@itsrene.nl