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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN)

@99bird.bsky.social

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I draw nsfw stuff. Hの絵を描く。 Post every Mon, Wed and Fri. アップは毎月・水・金曜日。日本語を勉強しています。 Also on X and Discord: 9_9bird

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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · Oct 22

Bluesky is developing nicely, in both adding much needed features (remember when chat and sticky posts are not a thing?)

I am opening commissions here! Feel free to DM to begin!

#commissions #art

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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 1d

There's going to be a commission discount celebrating the start of acceptance of comms on vgen! Follow me here or on vgen.co/9_9bird to find out when (and how much) the discount start!

Thanks for ordering a #commission!

#callillust #MoriCalliope #森カリオペ #hololive

99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 3d

I'm setting up my vgen page, though I have to play by their rules:
-Nudity is fine
-Any penetration is not. Sexually explicit images go against their TOS.

Thanks for ordering a #comic #commission!

#FireEmblemThreeHouses #Hilda #ヒルダ #Fe3h

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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 4d

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The AI problem is not an Artist problem｜99bird｜pixivFANBOX

Hot take: AI is useful. But it is the public, the businesses around it, willing to discard all morals and rule of law, and regular people, that made it the way it is: a fucking awful, ethically dubiou...

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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 4d

This week's fanbox comes from a hot take:

AI is useful, it is how people are using it that makes it awful.

I had a long talk with a good friend yesterday. We wish the public would understand AI in its current form, is awful; anyone pretending it is not is an uninformed fuckwad.

99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 6d

Commissions are open, and there is almost no queue (as of time of posting).

So if want something quick and maybe immediate (give or take 2-3 days), it's time!

Thank you for ordering a #commission!

99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 8d

I'll keep trying to get a vgen code every week, even though I don't really label NSFW stuff (the nsfw is literally in the username thou)

Thanks for ordering a #commission!

#ゆんゆん #この素晴らしい世界に祝福を #konosuba #yunyun

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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 10d

Would you let her in your home to shower?

Happy birthday #KikuriHiroi!

#廣井きくり生誕祭2025 #廣井きくり #BocchiTheRock #ぼっち・ざ・ろっく

99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 11d

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Reze Arc｜99bird｜pixivFANBOX

Went to watch the Reze Arc (us in Asia gets it a whole month before the rest of the world, and it's subbed). As someone who read the manga, it's tough to rate the movie: I really like the Reze arc onl...

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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 11d

Went to watch Chainsawman Reze Arc.

That is all kinda, I’m feeling unwell the past few days, but not so unwell I can’t work.

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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 13d

I'm developing another OC that can be penetrated, as the common complaint is that people can't self insert (pun intended) themselves into my OC. Hold your (horses') cocks, I'm developing her.

Thank you for ordering a #commission!

99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 15d

GERD symptoms came back with a vengeance.

I should not have eaten pizza and then ramen on the same day.

My apologies if stuff slow down with the comms.

Thanks for ordering a #comic #commission!

99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 17d

Yet again got told off at work, now for just bad forecasting of manhours for future projs.
Dude, I made the spreadsheet for *you* to punch in the numbers. Do it yourself.

Thanks for ordering a #comic #commission! #FireEmblemThreeHouses #Lysithea #Marianne #マリアンヌ #リシテア

99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 18d

I don't read much of bluesky, but there's calls for a blackout against NSFW artists?

99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 18d

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The edit makes or breaks movies｜99bird｜pixivFANBOX

I did not finish chainsawman season 1, the pacing was kinda terrible; action scenes were oddly slow and draggy, though I heard the compilation movie, directed by the upcoming Reze Arc movie's director...

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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 18d

To commemorate the #Reze Arc movie release.

Best #ChainsawMan girl.

Skip the rant on my fanbox (I wasted time watching a badly edited movie)

#rezechainsawman #RezeArc #レぜ #チェンソーマンレゼ篇 #チェンソーマン

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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 20d

iPadOS 26: actual good ideas and improvements buried under the new garbage looking interface.

Whoever thought of glassing everything up, should not be allowed to work in UI design.

Thanks for ordering a #commission!

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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 22d

thighs yum

Thanks for ordering a #commission with my #OC!

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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 24d

I wish I could be drinking with her.

Thank you for ordering a #commission!

#YorForger #SPYxFamily #ヨル・フォージャー

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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 27d

I bumped the top of my head on the edge of a cupboard today and it's hurting.

Also that Nintendo Direct was ehhhhh, C+.

Thanks for ordering a #comic #commission!

99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · 29d

My manager was hyping up Heygen as an genAI solution with an article, and I had to point out to him the article was written by a Heygen sales rep, on the Heygen blog.

Are people really this dumb? Just freakin' look at the URL or author.

Thanks for the #comic #commission order!

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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · Sep 9

#負け組の星

99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · Sep 8

And boy, are there problems. How the hell is my department even around for the past 4 years without a proper spreadsheet for budgeting.

99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · Sep 8

Because I know how to use SPARKLINE in gSheets, now I'm somehow in-charge of forecasting the budget for next FY.

Dude, I've not even worked a year here...
Thanks for ordering a #comic #commission! #FireEmblemThreeHouses #Lysithea #Hilda #Marianne #マリアンヌ #ヒルダ #リシテア

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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · Sep 7

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genAI is a scam because of how it is marketed to gullible fucktards｜99bird｜pixivFANBOX

Insane hot take? AI defenders will come and immediately put their VEO3 generated videos and decry me of being a Neo-Luddite, but hear me out. See that banner? It was painted in 2018 by me. I used Clip...

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99bird 「九九鳥」🔞 (Commissions OPEN) @99bird.bsky.social · Sep 7

Today's fanbox is from a nonchalant comment from my Manager, asking me to submit a video of myself to a genAI service to make a 'digital twin' of myself.

This is the same fucker who got us into an AI mess, because he didn't read the terms of use.

I read the terms, and I refuse.