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Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly, but I have my doubts
A full-blown, unexpurgated version of Forever Amber, complete with detailed plague bubo action and *that* dress with the beads.

OR a full film version of Operation: Mindcrime
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I bet that bloody owl's on the Epstein list
I didn't realize the bird had this power
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
@ninjapotts.bsky.social Our Chesney's switching on Altrincham's Christmas lights this year
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Phil Lynott International
The Dáil has heard a suggestion that Dublin Airport be named after the former Taoiseach Sean Lemass.

Any counteroffers?
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
To the person emailing the radio station asking when they're going to start playing Christmas songs: it's November, you terminal fuckwit.

Christ on a bike, it should be legal to dry-slap idiots like this
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Spent just under an hour pottering in the garden (just a bit of pruning). That's my fresh air for the day. My throbbing headache hasn't quite gone though
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Oi, Americans: the rest of the world is sick of hearing about your country's nonsense, but you can make it up to us by posting photos of your ridiculous Thanksgiving spreads
a man with curly hair and a bow tie is making a funny face and says mmmm .
ALT: a man with curly hair and a bow tie is making a funny face and says mmmm .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The turkey was pardoned and taken out on a pub crawl
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
There's a beef stew with dumplings in my slow cooker. It's been a long time since I made dumplings, so hope they don't come out like missiles
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
#FaceTheMueic Fuck me, how great is that combed-back hair?
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
#CallMyBluff Bunch of quankers
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Loving the Business Goth hosting this 'Treasures of the Anglo-Saxons' programme
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Oooh, imagine if I had this job. Things would be VERY different
Anyone want to apply for BBC Director General?

You now can.

careers.bbc.co.uk/job/Director...
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Reposted by 99th Red Balloon
We lost our friend and drummer Clem Burke in April of this year. Clem was the heartbeat of Blondie - vital to our sound, success, and spirit. His extraordinary talent, infectious enthusiasm, and fierce work ethic shaped everything we did.

📸: Diane Harvey
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I just can't get going today
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Oh my god, is this Zippy's full body??
Me as ur bsky therapist
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Reposted by 99th Red Balloon
So happy to announce on Clem’s birthday today! You can honor his legacy by supporting the Clem Burke Drumming Project

The CBDP undertakes research using drums to better lives: explores emotional expression for trauma, SA, foster kids, autism and more!

musicspromise.salsalabs.org/ClemBurkeDru...
Clem Burke Drumming Project
musicspromise.salsalabs.org
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
1.20am and the fuckends next door are still banging about. Fucking shut up, morons
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
@bird42.bsky.social Crimes against lobster spotted on the menu at Tavern on The Green in NYC. It's for people who think they're fancy but are actually a bit naff
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
#Beaches Mayim Bialik is only in it for a small bit, but she's magnificent in it
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A nice relaxing documentary about Turner followed by an enraging episode of Question Time. Lovely bedtime stuff
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"Little temptress" 🤮🤮🤮
Men's romance fantasy novels are so interesting.
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
CILLA???!?
Oh fuck she's back again!
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I have been to O'Hare airport, and the weather was exactly as shown. We were delayed for an hour while they de-iced the plane #PlanesTrainsandAutomobiles
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
WTF is Grumble Pie? It sounds like absolute filth
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM