99th Red Balloon
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Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly, but I have my doubts
Side note: her dad makes some of the ugliest jewellery I've ever seen
February 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Side note: her dad makes some of the ugliest jewellery I've ever seen
I wish I could remember who the first person was. It was someone really lame and not at all highbrow π
February 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I wish I could remember who the first person was. It was someone really lame and not at all highbrow π
#WinterOlympics Tom Daley has been mentioned! Repeatedly!
Can't be long until he rocks up in his budgie smugglers.
Tosser
Can't be long until he rocks up in his budgie smugglers.
Tosser
February 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
#WinterOlympics Tom Daley has been mentioned! Repeatedly!
Can't be long until he rocks up in his budgie smugglers.
Tosser
Can't be long until he rocks up in his budgie smugglers.
Tosser
This is the 2nd time this week that I've found solace in someone's frustration at the thing they're doing
February 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
This is the 2nd time this week that I've found solace in someone's frustration at the thing they're doing
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Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
#WinterOlympics Drink every time someone says a euphemism
February 12, 2026 at 7:18 PM
#WinterOlympics Drink every time someone says a euphemism
Didn't know they'd made a documentary about my arsehole neighbour
February 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Didn't know they'd made a documentary about my arsehole neighbour
There should be a ban on under-18s competing in the Olympics and Winter Olympics. I don't want to see some spoilt little rich kid hogging the scene
February 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
There should be a ban on under-18s competing in the Olympics and Winter Olympics. I don't want to see some spoilt little rich kid hogging the scene
πΆ She's just a Yorkshire Woman
With marriage on her mind πΆ
With marriage on her mind πΆ
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
πΆ She's just a Yorkshire Woman
With marriage on her mind πΆ
With marriage on her mind πΆ
Are you from the Bay? (I'm asking b/c of your footy team preference)
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Are you from the Bay? (I'm asking b/c of your footy team preference)
'Heath' is the blondest man they could find π And Hindley is now Hendrix πππ
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 PM
'Heath' is the blondest man they could find π And Hindley is now Hendrix πππ
I'm gonna have a refresher WH binge π
Have just found this. The cast lineup is quite something. Matey from X is in it!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wutheri...
Have just found this. The cast lineup is quite something. Matey from X is in it!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wutheri...
Wuthering Heights (2003 film) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 12, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I'm gonna have a refresher WH binge π
Have just found this. The cast lineup is quite something. Matey from X is in it!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wutheri...
Have just found this. The cast lineup is quite something. Matey from X is in it!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wutheri...
Horny, baby? Randy??
February 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Horny, baby? Randy??
Hahaha, bloody smartarse teenagers π
a man with long hair is making a funny face while wearing a poncho and a wig .
ALT: a man with long hair is making a funny face while wearing a poncho and a wig .
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February 12, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Hahaha, bloody smartarse teenagers π
It's slim pickings from my school
February 12, 2026 at 12:14 PM
It's slim pickings from my school
She was head girl, which doesn't surprise me, she's the type. I knew a girl who everyone voted for but wasn't allowed to be head girl until she cut off her dreads.
When someone wanted to nominate me for head girl, our form tutor said "Oh Mabel, are you sure that's wise?" ππ
When someone wanted to nominate me for head girl, our form tutor said "Oh Mabel, are you sure that's wise?" ππ
February 12, 2026 at 11:51 AM
She was head girl, which doesn't surprise me, she's the type. I knew a girl who everyone voted for but wasn't allowed to be head girl until she cut off her dreads.
When someone wanted to nominate me for head girl, our form tutor said "Oh Mabel, are you sure that's wise?" ππ
When someone wanted to nominate me for head girl, our form tutor said "Oh Mabel, are you sure that's wise?" ππ
It was easier to do back in Charo's day
February 12, 2026 at 11:48 AM
It was easier to do back in Charo's day
Ewwwww, that guy!!!????!!! They deserve each other π
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Ewwwww, that guy!!!????!!! They deserve each other π
I once complained about the amount of Cliff played on POTP. It worked for about six months until the Cliff came roaring back
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 AM
I once complained about the amount of Cliff played on POTP. It worked for about six months until the Cliff came roaring back
I'm not naming her because she has a stupid name and is a so-called posh cunt who's mates with BoJo's dad. She's famous for reality TV.
I'm probably the most famous alum who's actually achieved something tangible and who isn't a posh cunt
I'm probably the most famous alum who's actually achieved something tangible and who isn't a posh cunt
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I'm not naming her because she has a stupid name and is a so-called posh cunt who's mates with BoJo's dad. She's famous for reality TV.
I'm probably the most famous alum who's actually achieved something tangible and who isn't a posh cunt
I'm probably the most famous alum who's actually achieved something tangible and who isn't a posh cunt
Woken up at 2.30 this morning by, you've guessed it, the mentally defective scum and their ever-barking dog π€¬
February 12, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Woken up at 2.30 this morning by, you've guessed it, the mentally defective scum and their ever-barking dog π€¬
PUT DOWN THE AUDIO DEVICE AND GO TO SLEEP
a man in a purple shirt is standing with his hands on his hips and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a purple shirt is standing with his hands on his hips and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
PUT DOWN THE AUDIO DEVICE AND GO TO SLEEP
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You're in Love, Charlie Brown! (1967)
February 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
You're in Love, Charlie Brown! (1967)