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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 37m

I bet he'd have been chuffed to meet a fan! And even if he'd told you to eff off grumpily, you would've been buzzing!

I'm buzzing for you! My ex saw Jimmy Corkhill at the bar at the Barry Manilow gig at the Arena and I missed it!! My ex wasn't arsed but I was buzzing 😂

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 46m

Harry Cross is in a film with Rock Hudson and Elizabeth Taylor! Bonkers!

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 47m

Meanwhile in Manchester

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 50m

Harry Cross is in The Mirror Crack'd!!

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 1h

Once again, delivery drivers are knocking at my door without actually looking at the house number first.

That fucking twat upstairs and her Amazon addiction can fuck right off

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 2h

So now I have to wait for stuff to dry and everything's shoved up one side of the room so I can't do anything else

99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 2h

Thought I'd quickly touch up a spot of paint on the wall and it's expanded into doing the skirting boards too. I know it'll look better in the end, but I don't know why I do this to myself and make a mountain out of a molehill

99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 2h

And The Mirror Crack'd after that!

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 2h

Nice #BargainHunt

99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 4h

Unsolicited nick-nick

Jim Davidson sat on Torquay pier with his thumb up

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 4h

Waiting for the pizza like

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 4h

Let's go full Miss Marple on this. So far we know it's a Gen X-er 🤔

Coincidentally, this is the teeshirt I'm wearing today

Scott and Charlene's wedding on a magazine cover on a teeshirt

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 6h

Let's see how long it takes for Leeds Council to join in and say "Actually, we've got 'em too" 😂

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 6h

@loudribs.bsky.social You haven't been lurking round Chelmsford, have you?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Chelmsford tongue-in-cheek signs must end, says Essex Highways

A council says the prank signs could

www.bbc.co.uk

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 6h

I only had a small flat but squeezed 4 in for a sleepover, that's how I got my badge. Each of my daughter's friends was a pain in the arse in their own way that night 😂

My true speciality was cramming as many kids as possible into our shoebox flat for Halloween parties 😂

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 6h

Sounds like something one of the McCanns would say

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 6h

30 is a piece of piss. I liked turning 30, I felt semi-adult while still being young and sexy. Wait until you hit 50, you can properly have a crisis then 😂

If you want to worry about anything, think about your Saturn's Return. It's the clue to what needs sorting out in your life

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 6h

Carrie Fisher's wedding dress in When Harry Met Sally is awful. It doesn't even fit properly on the shoulders. The most annoying bit of the film

99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 6h

I think you get a special parenting badge for cramming too many kids into a house and surviving

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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 17h

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 17h

Bloody Crystal Gayle, wafting about with her lovely hair

99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 18h

#Tammy 🎶 Help me make it through the shite 🎶

99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 18h

a man with curly hair and glasses is wearing a wig and a mustache .

ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is wearing a wig and a mustache .

media.tenor.com

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 18h

If you're already missing the nasty door staff and general shitery of G-A-Y, a reminder that the Manchester venue is still open for all your dying and dancing needs

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 18h

Blimey, the turnaround between the announcement of G-A-Y's closure and it being gutted is pretty fucking fast

www.reddit.com/r/london/com...

From the london community on Reddit: End of an era in Old Compton Street

Explore this post and more from the london community

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