99th Red Balloon
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Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly, but I have my doubts
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons
Remember last month when the dumbfucks next door were relatively quiet?
I miss that
I miss that
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Remember last month when the dumbfucks next door were relatively quiet?
I miss that
I miss that
I like going "ARRRRIBA! AY AY AY AY!" because it's a lot gentler on the throat
At a concert when the performer says "make some noise!" most people go "woo!" or "yeah!" but you can make any noise you want.
They didn't specify.
They didn't specify.
February 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I like going "ARRRRIBA! AY AY AY AY!" because it's a lot gentler on the throat
Watching the AMAs from 1989. Whitney is 25-26 but the hideous wig she's wearing makes her look 45
February 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Watching the AMAs from 1989. Whitney is 25-26 but the hideous wig she's wearing makes her look 45
Yes, that's Ricky Martin
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Yes, that's Ricky Martin
Lay down to try and clear my head. The scum next door then started up with their dog barking and door slamming, because of course they did.
Fucking idiots
Fucking idiots
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Lay down to try and clear my head. The scum next door then started up with their dog barking and door slamming, because of course they did.
Fucking idiots
Fucking idiots
'concentrating on the job in hand'
Having a wank then
Having a wank then
BREAKING: Keir Starmer is not resigning and will be 'concentrating on the job in hand', Downing Street has said
His mood this morning has been described as 'upbeat' and 'confident'
His mood this morning has been described as 'upbeat' and 'confident'
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 PM
'concentrating on the job in hand'
Having a wank then
Having a wank then
Me too, and my eggs are pretty much powdered at this point
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Me too, and my eggs are pretty much powdered at this point
Turn-of-the-century Terry and Julie
As it's Valentine's Day on Saturday, this week's theme is London Couples 💘
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'The Garden of Eden', Kensington Gardens (1901) by Hugh Goldwin Riviere
(Guildhall Art Gallery)
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'The Garden of Eden', Kensington Gardens (1901) by Hugh Goldwin Riviere
(Guildhall Art Gallery)
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Turn-of-the-century Terry and Julie
Hair metal chums: Steven Sweet from Warrant has aged remarkably well
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Hair metal chums: Steven Sweet from Warrant has aged remarkably well
Penix and Boutte *snigger* #Superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Penix and Boutte *snigger* #Superbowl
10 points to anyone in the media who uses the phrase 'Boutte Bounce' when reporting on this #superbowll
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
10 points to anyone in the media who uses the phrase 'Boutte Bounce' when reporting on this #superbowll
Sofia Vergara is taking in the game and taking out her rack #Superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Sofia Vergara is taking in the game and taking out her rack #Superbowl
Why is Dermot O'Leary the Channel 5 presenter? #Superbowl
February 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Why is Dermot O'Leary the Channel 5 presenter? #Superbowl
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New England Patriots lineup at the Super Bowl tonight
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
New England Patriots lineup at the Super Bowl tonight
FINALLY, Tim-Tams at a discount price
February 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
FINALLY, Tim-Tams at a discount price
When I’m jestergooning a group of foids, and my cortisol spikes mid chadfishing
February 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
When I’m jestergooning a group of foids, and my cortisol spikes mid chadfishing
I am now here
a group of people are dancing in a park with trees in the background
ALT: a group of people are dancing in a park with trees in the background
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I am now here
Zappa and that Bob Weir documentary. I have made good choices today
February 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Zappa and that Bob Weir documentary. I have made good choices today
@hailmaryjuana.bsky.social Are you all sorted and ready for t'Bowl?
February 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
@hailmaryjuana.bsky.social Are you all sorted and ready for t'Bowl?
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Met Eric Estrada last night and he told me he’s been a real life cop for some time and i woke up this morning thinking for criminals of my age being arrested by him would be really confusing
February 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Met Eric Estrada last night and he told me he’s been a real life cop for some time and i woke up this morning thinking for criminals of my age being arrested by him would be really confusing
"Ooh, this Zappa thing looks interesting, I'll just pop it on while I get on with some stuff."
*Floats off into space*
*Floats off into space*
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
"Ooh, this Zappa thing looks interesting, I'll just pop it on while I get on with some stuff."
*Floats off into space*
*Floats off into space*