Andrew Nelson
a2n.bsky.social
Andrew Nelson
@a2n.bsky.social
Guys I've got some bad news

Unfortunately jogging regularly really does improve your mental health 😭
October 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
29 minutes including a few minutes waiting in line for checkout
November 19, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I just moved across the street from Costco and I'm gonna time how long it takes for me to walk to Costco, buy ONLY a rotisserie chicken, and walk home

This is going to be my weekly ritual
November 19, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Who's got a mopping robot that they've liked for 4 years?

I don't wanna hear how much you like your iRobot 2024 twinkus dinkus that you've never had to repair

I wanna know what mopping robots continue to work after 4 years of heavy usage and which models can be repaired by untrained pedestrians
November 14, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Slug man 😍
November 14, 2024 at 3:57 AM
In the bluesky settings you can enable "threaded mode" which makes the replies appear like nested reddit style threads

I really like it. Same info, but presented in such a way that makes diverging conversations much easier to track
November 14, 2024 at 3:56 AM
What's the difference between a programming language and a Domain Specific Language?

100 years and 100,000 followers
March 15, 2024 at 7:46 PM
The pet store near me has a commission structure for when employees help customers

So every time you walk in the door, every associate comes running trying to be the first person to help you

I'm just trying to buy more cat food, dude 😬 it's in the same spot every time
February 14, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Don't forget to change your fingerprint every year for security purposes
January 22, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I used to do tons of physical therapy to prevent shoulder pain

Now I just deadhang from a bar for 1 minute at a time 10 times a week (about 3 sets every other day)

Much more effective and time-efficient than anything else I've tried
November 19, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Momo had surgery and Appa is still somehow stealing the spotlight
August 17, 2023 at 3:27 AM
"quantum mechanics teaches us th-"

blocked
August 12, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Helm charts are the C macro preprocessor of k8s

It's basically text manipulation with no understanding of the syntax or type constraints of the manifest that it's generating
August 10, 2023 at 3:09 AM
It just occurred to me that the name "Netflix" is like "flicks" (British word for movies) over the "net" (internet)

What a great name 🤯
August 10, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Cats have 3 eyelids so that they can roll all 3 at once
August 7, 2023 at 4:22 AM
The popularity of the prenup is evidence that marriage is not "just a religious institution"

Why are there so many legally enforceable obligations that go along with it?
August 6, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Student: why does printf do %d for integers and %f for doubles? That seems reversed

Me: the 70s were a wild time 🙃
August 4, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Bluesky doesn't have DMs so are we just supposed to @ people out loud?
August 4, 2023 at 5:27 AM
@scotttherobot.bsky.social did you get your private pilots license?
August 4, 2023 at 5:24 AM
Object oriented bash
August 3, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Ha yes - I've always considered myself a "business office trucker"

Any recommendations for noise canceling headsets?
August 2, 2023 at 4:48 PM
There is no good kbbq in SLO so I'm just going to do it myself 🤑
July 31, 2023 at 9:19 PM
My 10yo nephew swears that the fastest way to solve a rubiks cube is to start with the red side first. He says he tested it himself by trying with all the different different sides.

I'm very annoyed that he reached this conclusion with such confidence, but I admire his process.
July 29, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Someone please take me to NUMTOT bluesky - I need to know who's posting the best train pics on main
May 20, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Hellow bluesky

Meet greypuss
April 27, 2023 at 11:46 PM