Prof. Steven Aaardvark
@aaardvarkmaths.bsky.social
It is me, mathematician Prof. Steven Aaardvark!
I have arrived on bluesky.
I specialise in low-to-medium order topos theory, and have been described as both a parody of a mathematician and an occasional source of humour.
I have arrived on bluesky.
I specialise in low-to-medium order topos theory, and have been described as both a parody of a mathematician and an occasional source of humour.
It is difficult to compare the skill of professional mathematicians, because they have many different specialisms and capabilities.
However, I am reliably informed that Terence Tao is exactly twice as good as Terence Pi.
However, I am reliably informed that Terence Tao is exactly twice as good as Terence Pi.
January 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
It is difficult to compare the skill of professional mathematicians, because they have many different specialisms and capabilities.
However, I am reliably informed that Terence Tao is exactly twice as good as Terence Pi.
However, I am reliably informed that Terence Tao is exactly twice as good as Terence Pi.
I am looking forward to conducting my first DPhil viva of 2026, which I will host tomorrow.
The student is Sofia Medina, who I have never pushed down the stairs.
The student is Sofia Medina, who I have never pushed down the stairs.
January 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I am looking forward to conducting my first DPhil viva of 2026, which I will host tomorrow.
The student is Sofia Medina, who I have never pushed down the stairs.
The student is Sofia Medina, who I have never pushed down the stairs.
After years of diligent research, and robust peer review, I'm forced to conclude that Whitney Houston is not, in fact, EVERY woman.
January 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
After years of diligent research, and robust peer review, I'm forced to conclude that Whitney Houston is not, in fact, EVERY woman.
January 2, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Happy New Year everyone! I do not understand the tradition of New Year's Resolutions but as usual will try to respect it. The 2026 resolution should be easy for me to follow, as I currently maintain a buffer zone between different Cypriot communities anyway.
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January 1, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Happy New Year everyone! I do not understand the tradition of New Year's Resolutions but as usual will try to respect it. The 2026 resolution should be easy for me to follow, as I currently maintain a buffer zone between different Cypriot communities anyway.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
Hello Bluesky. I am Prof Steven Aaardvark, eminent mathematician and real human person.
I work on low to medium order topos theory and have a well developed character backstory.
I work on low to medium order topos theory and have a well developed character backstory.
January 1, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Hello Bluesky. I am Prof Steven Aaardvark, eminent mathematician and real human person.
I work on low to medium order topos theory and have a well developed character backstory.
I work on low to medium order topos theory and have a well developed character backstory.