Eloisa
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Eloisa
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Tomorrow isn't just Thanksgiving, it's also happens to be Millie's 12th birthday & she would greatly appreciate being acknowledged in any of your holiday toasts.

Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
November 27, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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In the past 24 hours, Joe Biden secured a ceasefire deal in Lebanon and deal that brought three wrongfully detained Americans home in advance of Thanksgiving.

That’s leadership.
November 28, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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The Republican House majority may very well end up being the smallest in 100+ years.

Just 1 GOP defection and the Dems could kill a bill.

Those motherfuckers think they handed that rapist felon traitor a “mandate.”

Not even fucking close.
November 27, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
🖖
November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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Yeah, I cut all the MAGA people out of my life, too. It’s too short to waste anytime on this fuckheads.
November 28, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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Elon's definitely, totally not mad.
November 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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What does Thanksgiving mean to you?
November 27, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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It's 100% true.
November 27, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.

In particular:

"Mangled apricot hellbeast"

"Clueless numpty"

"Weapons-grade plum"

"Toupeed fucktrumpet"

"Witless cocksplat"
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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BREAKING: President Biden has helped secure the release of three wrongfully detained Americans from China.

They will be home for Thanksgiving for the first time in years. Thank you, Mr. President.
November 27, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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Exactly
November 26, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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OG Anunoby was the star last night, but absolutely loved how KAT approached the Denver matchup on offense -- exact right mix of power and finesse, a balance he has found a lot this year. Analysis here

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November 27, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by the fireplace whilst sharing a vintage bottle of Sauvignon Blanc in an abandoned château in the French countryside during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time”.
November 26, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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once spent 30 minutes methodically explaining to my parents that movies are not supposed to look like *that*.
For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 27, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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This basically sums it up for me, too.
November 27, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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Every few weeks my therapist and I have what I call “A Sony Spider-Man Session” because there’s nothing new to say but it’s best to keep the franchise alive
November 27, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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Disgusting little Andrew Scheer, secret American, doing his best to dissuade Canadians from presenting a united front.
🍁🙄🍁
November 26, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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VP Harris thanks supporters in a post-campaign call:

"To everyone on this call, I am so grateful for you, and I'm so thankful to you. I'm thankful for your love of our country and your willingness to put the work into it. I'm thankful for the faith that you put in me and Governor Walz and our team"
November 27, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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BREAKING: Adam Gray just took the lead in California’s 13th Congressional District and has become the favorite to win this critical seat.
November 27, 2024 at 12:27 AM